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[USEC_OFFICER]

Pull the knife from my upper arm and Graeme McKnifeuser's grip, then stab him with it.

Alexander Zane consumes an innovation point and rips Graeme McKnifeuser's knife out of his hands!
Alexander Zane stabs Graeme McKnifeuser in the heart, rupturing the organ in a fountain of gore! (3 damage)
Graeme McKnifeuser has been struck down.

Alexander Zane lets loose a laugh, fell and terrible!

Graeme McClubuser is glad to see his ally killed!
Graeme McClubuser hits Alexander Zane in the fourth right toe, bruising the muscle! (1 damage)

"We could have been so much more, Muriel. Please, forgive me!"

Action: Gun her down like the dog she is! Couches don't block shotgun shell!

Gerald Roots fires his shotgun into the couch!
The spinning buckshot misses Muriel by centimetres!

Muriel retreats to the kitchen.

Muriel fires at Gerald, surprising her foe!
The bullet strikes Gerald in the small intestine, bruising the organ! (1 damage)

[King DZA]

Use the newly-obtained knife to gut Graeme McClubuser!

[Dwarmin]

Action: Berserker rage! Come out of cover firing wildly! "Come At Me Bro" activate!

[mcclay]

Golf Club to the neck!

[Doomshifter]

Darius will take the police officer up on his offer. If there was only one of them, then he could have earned himself a free dune buggy. Unfortunately, the possibility of failure in trying to take down two officers, and the negative attention and scrutiny that would come from such a kill were too much of a risk.

"I'll come with you. Please take me to a hotel. I am a tourist."

[MonkeyHead]

Look to bring the fight to an end swiftly, then aid my mystery comrade in finishing his. Once this has been done, search the bodies for anything useful.. i.e blood free clothing, tools, weapons, ID, and suchlike. Hopefully some security gear will make theivery at the beach easier.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Use the newly-obtained knife to gut Graeme McClubuser!

Alexander Zane stabs Graeme McClubuser in the semicolon, piercing the flesh and bruising the organ! (3 damage)
Graeme McClubuser looks pale!

Graeme McClubuser knocks Alexander Zane in the right ear, bruising the fat! (1 damage)

Alexander Zane hits Graeme McClubuser in the head with the nailboard!
The nail punctures the skull and cuts open the brain! (4 damage)
Graeme McClubuser has been struck down.

Lacking opponents, Alexander Zane ends the fight!

You quickly search through the dead bodies, collecting $55, club and a knife. Besides the bloody and useless clothes, they had nothing else on them.

Blow-by-Blow Sequence Finished.

Spoiler: Alexander Zane (click to show/hide)

Name: Alexander Zane
Health: 9/15
Armour: 0
Energy: 1/3
Innovation Points: 0/1
Money: $61

Majors: Survival 1001 (Can rest fully in wilderness without food or a bed. Can construct shelter in the wilderness with enough time and the proper tools. +3 to sneaking in wilderness. -3 to sneaking in cities. Moves through wilderness normally.)
Minors: 1001 Ways to Serve a Human (Can cook a wide variety of meals if given tools, materials and time. +1 to all rolls after eating suspicious meat. Lasts for 1 turn.)
        Big and Scary (+5 to health. +2 to intimidate. +2 when making rolls that cause fear.)
Skills: None
Weapon Proficiencies: Melee (ACC: +15%, DMG: +2)

Weapons:
Nailboard: DMG: 4 RoF: 0 ACC: 45% CAP: 0 (Equipped)
Special: Simplicity itself: DMG: 6 when attacking enemies with high IQs.
Description: A board. With a nail in it. Doesn't get simpler than that.

Club: DMG: 1 RoF: 0 ACC: 45% CAP: 0
Special: Nighty Night: Sneak attacks with this weapon always knocks a target out, assuming that they have no protection against being knocked out.
Desciption: Favoured by thugs, cavemen and anybody who's ever whacked somebody else with a stick. Obviously bringing a club to a gunfight is going to get yourself killed.

Knife: DMG: 3 RoF: 0 ACC: 45% CAP: 0
Special: Silent Killer: Attacks are completely silent. Guards probably won't have overactive imaginations, so try to kill them with the first throw.
         Backstab: DMG: 8 with a sneak attack.
Description: It's a knife. A nice knife, yes, but not the kind of knife that would warrant a long description. At best it'd probably have a really nice handle, or maybe a blade with no notches in it. Really, what can you do to snazz up a knife like this? Sure, you could add gold and jewels and other fancy stuff on it, but what's the point? For a common, average, work-a-day knife, you wouldn't want to fancy it up so much in case the you break or ruin it. What you want is a common, easy to get knife. That way, it's not some distinctive piece of evidence they can use when you stab a man with it. Knowing you, you'll stab a lot of men with it.

Inventory: Blue Tote-bag
           Ragged Clothes (-1 to not looking suspicious)

Action: Berserker rage! Come out of cover firing wildly! "Come At Me Bro" activate!

Yelling an average of 32 obscenities a minute, Gerald Root charges into the kitchen.

Gerald Root fires the shotgun at Muriel Bassanelli's head!
The head is torn clean off the neck! (4 damage)
Muriel Bassanelli has been struck down.

Lacking anymore opponents to yell at, Gerald Root ends combat.

Jesus, do you think any of the neighbours heard that?

Golf Club to the neck!

Look to bring the fight to an end swiftly, then aid my mystery comrade in finishing his. Once this has been done, search the bodies for anything useful.. i.e blood free clothing, tools, weapons, ID, and suchlike. Hopefully some security gear will make theivery at the beach easier.

Prof. Kane hits the guard in the upper left molar, chipping the tooth! (1 damage)

Alexander Wyane charges at the guard!
The golf club collides with the guard's neck, bruising the fat! (1 damage)
The guard has been struck down.

The remaining guard soils his pants and flees from combat!

Prof. Kane Wilson and Alexander Wyane quickly go through the two dead guard's pockets. Prof. Kane Wilson gets a security uniform, a glorified club and a standie-talkie. Alexander Wyane gets a security uniform, a glorified club, and a standie-talkie. Neither of the guards had wallets or any form of cash on them. Same goes with any ID.

Of course, the modified golf cart still remains to be claimed.

Darius will take the police officer up on his offer. If there was only one of them, then he could have earned himself a free dune buggy. Unfortunately, the possibility of failure in trying to take down two officers, and the negative attention and scrutiny that would come from such a kill were too much of a risk.

"I'll come with you. Please take me to a hotel. I am a tourist."

The police officer grins as he pushes you into the back of the buggy. "Sure you are."

The buggy begins its long drive to the police station. The one guard attempts to chat with you.

"So, what exactly were you doing out there?"

[Dwarmin]

Gerald picked up Muriels head and punted it out the front door.

Action: Loot the home of money and valuables. Then run away!

[MonkeyHead]

Dress and arm myself as a security mook. Put my rags on a corpse. Suggest that my new found accomplice does the same and offer themthe opportunity to have a little fun as "rent a cops", shaking down vulnerable looking targets, taking bribes in exchage for letting micreants go free and commiting geneal thievery whenever possible. The radios should alert us to when he game is up and it is time to get outta there. We can use the cart for easy cruising, golf club storage and escape related fun. Of course, the bodies need to be hidden first...

[mcclay]

I conter suggest that we hunt down the other gaurd in the golfcart before he rats us out. Then due jsut that.

[Doomshifter]

"I was exploring. It is not illegal to explore, is it?"

That police officer touched me. Strike one. I also run on a modified 'two strikes' system because, by the time we get to three they're already dead.

Consider the viability of any plan involving grabbing the wheel, crashing the buggy into something at high speed and jumping out before impact.

[King DZA]

Turn: Equip the knife, drag the bodies to a secluded location, and harvest a few slabs of meat to cook later.

[MonkeyHead]

I conter suggest that we hunt down the other gaurd in the golfcart before he rats us out. Then due jsut that.

Yes, that makes sense.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Gerald picked up Muriels head and punted it out the front door.

Action: Loot the home of money and valuables. Then run away!

You pick up Muriel's head and punt it out the front door. Three points, easily.

You pick up $1203 in loot. a nicer set of clothes, Muriel's pistol, 20 9mm rounds, Gerald's cellphone, and $193 in bills before one of the neighbours came around to look at what you were doing. One shotgun butt to the head later, and you're running for your life out of the neighbourhood.

Blow-by-blow Sequence Finished.

Spoiler: Gerald Root (click to show/hide)

Name: Gerald Root
Health: 8/10
Armour: 0
Energy: 1/3
Innovation Points: 1/1
Money: $278

WANTED FOR: Murder, Stealing

Majors: Espionage 1001 (+3 to sneaking, stealing, disguises and bluffing)
Minors: Roguish Charm (+2 in conversations with women. +1 in conversations with men. +1 when gambling)
        Controlling Your Chronic Backstabbing Disorder to Work for You! (Sneak attacks always hit. +2 to all rolls after betraying an organization/person. Lasts till the next time you sleep)
Skills: None
Weapon Proficiencies: Revolvers (ACC: +10%, DMG: +1)
                     Shotguns (ACC: +5%)

Weapons:
Shotgun: DMG: 2 RoF: 1 ACC: 40% CAP: 6 (7 Gauge) (Equipped)
Special: Come At Me Bro: DMG: 4 and ACC: 75% while out of cover.
Description: Small yet powerful, the Bethesda P-99 is useful for those who aren't afraid to take risks, or stand in the middle of a firefight blowing people's limbs off.

Pistol: DMG: 1 RoF: 2 ACC: 50% CAP: 12 (9mm)
Special: None.
Description: The USLE-55 was designed specifically for use by every other guy in the street. It's lightweight, easy to use, and weak enough to pose very little treat to anybody with half a knowledge of tactics.

Inventory: Blue Tote-bag
           Ragged Clothes (-1 to not looking suspicious)
           Neighbourhood Watch Uniform (+1 to not looking suspicious) (Equipped)
           Clothes
           7 Gauge Shells x 10
           9mm x 20
           Loot ($1203)
           Credit Card (PIN unknown)
           Set of Identification Cards (Name: Gerald Bassanelli) (Very Poor Match)
           Cellphone ( minutes left. Able to receive/send texts and calls.)

Dress and arm myself as a security mook. Put my rags on a corpse. Suggest that my new found accomplice does the same and offer themthe opportunity to have a little fun as "rent a cops", shaking down vulnerable looking targets, taking bribes in exchage for letting micreants go free and commiting geneal thievery whenever possible. The radios should alert us to when he game is up and it is time to get outta there. We can use the cart for easy cruising, golf club storage and escape related fun. Of course, the bodies need to be hidden first...

I conter suggest that we hunt down the other gaurd in the golfcart before he rats us out. Then due jsut that.

Showing a shocking lack of public decency, Alexander and Kane strip and don the security uniforms. Have no doubt that any bystanders would be shocked and appalled. Admittedly you did just kill two people in front of their eyes, but that's beyond the point.

Fun fact: Agents can talk to another by putting sentences into quotation marks. Just so that everybody is clear on how this whole speaking with each other thing works.

After chucking the two dead bodies of the bridge (clearly nobody will find them down there), Kane takes into the driver's seat of the golf cart, with Alexander jumping onto the back, glorified club at the ready. The third guard, seeing your intent to run him down/bash his brains out, decides to follow his companions into the briny depths, yar.

Blow-by-Blow Sequence Finished.

Spoiler: Prof. Kane Wilson (click to show/hide)

Name: Prof. Kane Wilson
Health: 14/15
Armour: 0
Energy: 0/2
Innovation Points: 1/1
Money: $79

WANTED FOR: Murder x 2, Grand Theft Golf Cart

Majors: Theoretical Degree in Physics (+5 to science, mathematics and hacking.)
Minors: Hypervelocity Kinematics of Ferrous Solids (ACC: +10% with all guns.)
        Weapons Development 1001 (Can make a wide variety of explosives if given tools, materials and time.)
Skills: None
Weapon Proficiencies: Knives (ACC: +10%, DMG: +1)

Weapons:
Glorified Club: DMG: 1 RoF: 0 ACC: 45% CAP: 0 (Equipped)
Special: Nighty Night: Sneak attacks with this weapon always knocks a target out, assuming that they have no protection against being knocked out.
Description: Unlike those common, run-of-the-mill clubs, this one is crafted with tender and loving care, greatly increasing its value. It's not deadlier than a regular golf club though. After all, at the end of the day you're still just hitting someone with a giant stick.

Golf Club: DMG: 1 RoF: 0 ACC: 45% CAP: 0
Special: Handicap: DMG: 2 when at less than 50% health.
Description: Not to be confused with a regular club, which the golf club pretends doesn't exist. Millions of people use this to whack little white spheres, when they could be using it to whack other people.

Inventory: Red Tote-bag
           Ragged Clothes (-1 to not looking suspicious)
           Security Uniform (+2 to not looking suspicious) (Equipped)
           Standie-talkie (Able to communicate with other standie-talkies within 50 metres.)

Currently driving:
Modified Golf Cart: TPD: 15 kmh PRO: 0 MAN: -3
Special: None
Description: This is no ordinary golf cart, oh no. This one has had its engine, gearbox and suspension tuned for maximum performance, enabling it to go 3 times faster than before. Knowing that its original was a mere 5 kmh makes the modifications less impressive. Still, when you want to go at a speed just slightly faster then running, accept no substitutes.

Spoiler: Alexander Wyane (click to show/hide)

Name: Alexander Wyane
Health: 13/15
Armour: 0
Energy: 0/2
Innovation Points: 1/1
Money: $61

WANTED FOR: Murder x 2, Grand Theft Golf Cart

Majors: Cults 1001 (Can make sacrifices to the Outer Gods in return for a random effect. +3 to sneaking, disguise, bluffing.)
Minors: How to Better Serve Your Gods (Sacrifices are more likely to create positive effects. Small sacrifices can be made during combat.)
        Managing the Herd [People Seminar] (Can have up to 5 followers. +2 when convincing people to follow you.)
Skills: None
Weapon Proficiencies: Axes (ACC: +15%, DMG: +2)
                      Knives (ACC: +10%, DMG: +1)
                      Rifles (ACC: +5%)

Weapons:
Glorified Club: DMG: 1 RoF: 0 ACC: 45% CAP: 0 (Equipped)
Special: Nighty Night: Sneak attacks with this weapon always knocks a target out, assuming that they have no protection against being knocked out.
Description: Unlike those common, run-of-the-mill clubs, this one is crafted with tender and loving care, greatly increasing its value. It's not deadlier than a regular golf club though. After all, at the end of the day you're still just hitting someone with a giant stick.

Golf Club: DMG: 1 RoF: 0 ACC: 45% CAP: 0
Special: Handicap: DMG: 2 when at less than 50% health.
Description: Not to be confused with a regular club, which the golf club pretends doesn't exist. Millions of people use this to whack little white spheres, when they could be using it to whack other people.

Inventory: Red Tote-bag
           Ragged Clothes (-1 to not looking suspicious)
           Security Uniform (+2 to not looking suspicious) (Equipped)
           Standie-talkie (Able to communicate with other standie-talkies within 50 metres.)

"I was exploring. It is not illegal to explore, is it?"

That police officer touched me. Strike one. I also run on a modified 'two strikes' system because, by the time we get to three they're already dead.

Consider the viability of any plan involving grabbing the wheel, crashing the buggy into something at high speed and jumping out before impact.

"Nah, it's not illegal to explore. People just get jumpy when they see a man peeping through their windows."

The back doors of the buggy have no way of opening from the inside. Seeing as you are currently sitting in the backseat of the buggy, any plans involving jumping out of the buggy would involve going through the thick, plastic windows. If you're wondering, the window behind the cops has a little vent in it so that you can actually hear them/not suffocate to death.

[Dwarmin]

Action: Toss away that cellphone, they can track me with that!

Make me way out of the hillbilly slums and into the city. Change into those nicer clothes beforehand.

I need to pawn all that junk.