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[USEC_OFFICER]

Go up behind the the gaurd closest to me and yell "Ia Yog-Sothohth!" and bring the club down upon his head.

You sneak up behind the guard.

Alexander Wyane has initiated combat!
The security guards are caught unaware!
Kane is caught flat-footed!

Alexander Wyane swings his golf club at the security guard's head!
Arcane energies jump from the golf club to the security guard!
The security guard begins foaming at the mouth!
The security guard has been struck down.
The Dark Gods are moderately amused at the sacrifice.

Prof. Kane Wilson reluctantly pulls out his golf club and ducks behind a garbage can.
The security guards cower behind the modified golf cart.

Prof. Kane Wilson swings his golf club at a security guard, bruising the fat! (1 damage)

The security guard retaliates!
The blow strikes Prof. Kane Wilson in the shin, bruising the fat! (1 damage)

The security guard swings wildly at Alexander Wyane!
Alexander Wyane is standing five metres away!

"Muriel, there's no need for that...don't you trust me? Put the gun down, please..."

Action: Rougish charm on Muriel-Calm her down!

Muriel slow brings the pistol down.

"So why are you dressed in Gerald's clothes?

[mcclay]

Run at the gaurd that took a swing at my while yelling "Ia Shub Niggurath, the Black Goat with a thousand young!"

[Dwarmin]

Gerald cocks his head to one side as if confused.

"Muriel, I *am* Gerald. I have to become him. It's the only way I can finish my mission."

[USEC_OFFICER]

Run at the gaurd that took a swing at my while yelling "Ia Shub Niggurath, the Black Goat with a thousand young!"

Alexander Wyane leaves cover to run at the guard!
Alexander Wyane swings the golf club at the guard's third left toe, bruising the fat! (1 damage)
The Dark Gods are still digesting your previous sacrifice.

Prof. Kane Wilson thrusts the golf club at the guard's ear, bruising the fat! (1 damage)

The guard whacks Alexander Wyane upside the head! (1 damage)
The guard swings at Alexander Wyane's fifth left finger, bruising the fat! (1 damage)

Gerald cocks his head to one side as if confused.

"Muriel, I *am* Gerald. I have to become him. It's the only way I can finish my mission."

Muriel frowns. "In what way?"

[Dwarmin]

"Gerald was a trusted operative in his Organization-Project EBIL. His identity allows me to infiltrate them."

Gerald hands start to subtly twitch. He's getting that 'neck breaky' feeling again.

[King DZA]

"Heh, yes, I suppose we wouldn't want anyone getting hurt, would we? Unfortunately, All I have with me at the moment is this nailboard and my trusty tote-bag. Surely not of any use to you gentl- Oh my, that is quite a lovely knife you have there..."

Compliment the mugger and his splendid looking knife.

[USEC_OFFICER]

"Gerald was a trusted operative in his Organization-Project EBIL. His identity allows me to infiltrate them."

Gerald hands start to subtly twitch. He's getting that 'neck breaky' feeling again.

Muriel looks confused. "Project EBIL? What kind of stupid name is that?"

"Heh, yes, I suppose we wouldn't want anyone getting hurt, would we? Unfortunately, All I have with me at the moment is this nailboard and my trusty tote-bag. Surely not of any use to you gentl- Oh my, that is quite a lovely knife you have there..."

Compliment the mugger and his splendid looking knife.

Your attempts to intimidate/compliment the muggers fall flat on your face.

"Yeah, it is. Now unless you want to see it up close and personal, hand me the bag."

[Dwarmin]

"I know, stupid right? It's a clever misdirection.

You're paying attention to one thing and missing another."

Gerald took a few steps toward Muriel.

[King DZA]

"Would you really let me see it close up? Your too kind, my fri- Oh, wait. You meant you're going to stab me with it, didn't you? As much fun as that sounds, how about we try something a little different? You give me that wondrous little cutting utensil there, and in return, I shall give each of you a friendly smile and warm thank you. Then we can continue this streak of no one getting hurt."

[USEC_OFFICER]

"I know, stupid right? It's a clever misdirection.

You're paying attention to one thing and missing another."

Gerald took a few steps toward Muriel.

Muriel takes a few steps backward.

"And what exactly am I missing?"

"Would you really let me see it close up? Your too kind, my fri- Oh, wait. You meant you're going to stab me with it, didn't you? As much fun as that sounds, how about we try something a little different? You give me that wondrous little cutting utensil there, and in return, I shall give each of you a friendly smile and warm thank you. Then we can continue this streak of no one getting hurt."

The mugger shakes his head. "If that's how it's going to be."

Graeme McKnifeuser has initiated combat!
Graeme McKnifeuser runs towards Alexander Zane!
Graeme McClubuser follows his ally!

[King DZA]

get into a nice batting stance with the nailboard. Deliver a powerful swing to the head of Graeme McKnifeuser once he's in range.

[Dwarmin]

"What you're missing, if your enemies, all around you. Your enemies, right in front of you."

Gerald smiled disarmingly.

"Now, the question is-am I your enemy, Muriel? Or do you trust me?"

Action: No matter what she says, jump forward and knock her out mid sentence. Sleeper hold!

[USEC_OFFICER]

get into a nice batting stance with the nailboard. Deliver a powerful swing to the head of Graeme McKnifeuser once he's in range.

Alexander Zane takes aim at Graeme McKnifeuser and swings viciously!
The nail pierces Graeme McKnifeuser in the Kidney, rupturing the organ! (4 damage)
Graeme McKnifeuser looks close to death!

Graeme McKnifeuser stabs Alexander Zane in the upper arm, bruising the fat and tearing the muscle! (3 damage)
Graeme McClubuser whacks Alexander Zane in the shine, bruising the fat! (1 damage)

"What you're missing, if your enemies, all around you. Your enemies, right in front of you."

Gerald smiled disarmingly.

"Now, the question is-am I your enemy, Muriel? Or do you trust me?"

Action: No matter what she says, jump forward and knock her out mid sentence. Sleeper hold!

Just as Muriel is about to speak you lunge forward and execute a rather okay sleeper hold. However, years of watching daytime television has prepared Muriel for this exact moment, and she clumsily slips out of your grasp.

Muriel Bassanelli has initiated combat!
Muriel Bassanelli pulls out her pistol and runs behind a couch.
Gerald Root pulls out his shotgun and ducks behind a corner.

Muriel Bassanelli fires blindly at Gerald Root as he ducks!
The bullets enter Gerald Root's upper left arm and lower right leg! (1 damage)

[King DZA]

Pull the knife from my upper arm and Graeme McKnifeuser's grip, then stab him with it.

[Dwarmin]

"We could have been so much more, Muriel. Please, forgive me!"

Action: Gun her down like the dog she is! Couches don't block shotgun shell!