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Author Topic: Project EVIL: Mission Time!  (Read 39061 times)

mcclay

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Re: Project EVIL: Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow
« Reply #120 on: January 12, 2012, 08:00:39 pm »

Jump into the sea and chase him down, even one witness can blow our cover. "Come on you idoit, we've got to get this bastard, I don't want another screwup like the Lich Street Incident. Damn booksellers..."
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Re: Project EVIL: Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow
« Reply #121 on: January 13, 2012, 11:28:20 am »

Having alrady killed a little today, Kane had no objection to chalking up another one. "His parentage is irrelevant... let me get a rock while you get him still enough for me..."

Find a good sized head clubbing rock before persuing the fleeing potential victim. Add the rock to his head with some force. Then mini "fake rent a cops" crime spree of thievery and misdemeanours.

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Re: Project EVIL: Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow
« Reply #122 on: January 13, 2012, 11:44:29 am »

Have Project EVIL discover my weakness as a small crowd of friendly people thinking friendly thoughts REALLY hard while someone stuffs me in a bag. Get carried off to who knows where.
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Re: Project EVIL: Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow
« Reply #123 on: January 13, 2012, 04:04:52 pm »

Jump into the sea and chase him down, even one witness can blow our cover. "Come on you idoit, we've got to get this bastard, I don't want another screwup like the Lich Street Incident. Damn booksellers..."

Having alrady killed a little today, Kane had no objection to chalking up another one. "His parentage is irrelevant... let me get a rock while you get him still enough for me..."

Find a good sized head clubbing rock before persuing the fleeing potential victim. Add the rock to his head with some force. Then mini "fake rent a cops" crime spree of thievery and misdemeanours.

Members Kane and Alexander are reminded that their murders took place on a crowded bridge with tight video surveillance.

Have Project EVIL discover my weakness as a small crowd of friendly people thinking friendly thoughts REALLY hard while someone stuffs me in a bag. Get carried off to who knows where.

Jessica's weakness is discovered after may hardships, trials, firefights, explosions and at least once racy scene between the protagonist and his love interest. However all this excitement, action and adventure will not be displayed in this forum game, despite the fact that you could make three Hollywood movies out of it. Maybe four, if you include the blind janitor and his pet monkey.
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Re: Project EVIL: Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow
« Reply #124 on: January 13, 2012, 04:10:57 pm »

Whilst heading towards some undergrowth in search of a rock for skull cracking, Kane notices the glint of a glass lense... 15 feet up on a pole. CCTV. Hmm. This changes the game somewhat. "Hey, you... dont bother. See the cameras? We be better off getting out of here and going to rob some unsuspecting tourists over on the beach, then ditching these outfits in exchange for some liberated tourist garb and burning the buggy ASAP. Nice tote bag by the way. You coming?"

Head to the buggy. If my comrade in arms joins me, commence operation mischief on the beach. If not, commence it anyway but fly solo.
« Last Edit: January 13, 2012, 04:13:52 pm by MonkeyHead »
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Re: Project EVIL: Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow
« Reply #125 on: January 13, 2012, 10:44:22 pm »

Initiate Plan Shoot-Hobo-In-Head
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Re: Project EVIL: Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow
« Reply #126 on: January 13, 2012, 11:05:11 pm »

"Eh, that sounds good, let's do it."
> go with Kane's plan.
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Re: Project EVIL: Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow
« Reply #127 on: January 14, 2012, 06:20:04 am »

Xavier goes to a photobooth to get a portrait photo and then replaces the one on the card with it. And then goes to the bank and requests to be dealt with in a private room. Be suave and check if the room has any cameras.
« Last Edit: January 14, 2012, 06:24:38 am by vagel7 »
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That last gobbo would stand there, missing an arm, punctured in a kidney, liver, and spleen, fading in and out of consciousness at the far end of where the drawbridge would go, and his last sight would be the drawbridge dropping down and smashing him like a bug.

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Re: Project EVIL: Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow
« Reply #128 on: January 14, 2012, 08:06:04 am »

"Good, good. I suppose my ... curiosity got the better of me. Please, take me to a hotel, and you shall not hear from me again."

This 'finding a base' thing was hard. Seriously, why do these people want to live so bad anyway? You'd think they'd just run out of their houses and hand them over or something. How rude.
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Re: Project EVIL: Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow
« Reply #129 on: January 14, 2012, 01:41:35 pm »

Jessica's weakness is discovered after may hardships, trials, firefights, explosions and at least once racy scene between the protagonist and his love interest. However all this excitement, action and adventure will not be displayed in this forum game, despite the fact that you could make three Hollywood movies out of it. Maybe four, if you include the blind janitor and his pet monkey.

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Re: Project EVIL: Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow
« Reply #130 on: January 14, 2012, 02:59:59 pm »

Gryph wins. Hands down.
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Re: Project EVIL: Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow
« Reply #131 on: January 14, 2012, 08:14:30 pm »

Initiate Plan Shoot-Hobo-In-Head

Zach Daniels has initiated combat!

Zach Daniels pulls out his Bird Rifle and ducks behind a convenient wall.
The hobo stays in the middle of the alley, kinda blabbering to himself.


Zach Daniels fires at the hobo's head!
The bullet grazes the hobo's skull, gouging the flesh! (2 damage)

The hobo leaps forward and stabs Zach Daniels in the arm!
A muscle is torn and a minor artery cut open! (3 damage)


Xavier goes to a photobooth to get a portrait photo and then replaces the one on the card with it. And then goes to the bank and requests to be dealt with in a private room. Be suave and check if the room has any cameras.

With your (now altered) ID in hand, you head over to the bank and request to be dealth with in a private room. After taking a quick glance at your ID, a clerk leads to to one, and gently closes the door behind you. As you are alone, you take the opportunity to quickly search for security camera. One sits in the top-right corner of the room, while another one attempts to hide behind a fake potted plant.

"Good, good. I suppose my ... curiosity got the better of me. Please, take me to a hotel, and you shall not hear from me again."

This 'finding a base' thing was hard. Seriously, why do these people want to live so bad anyway? You'd think they'd just run out of their houses and hand them over or something. How rude.

"Yeah, sure. We'll just have to see your ID down at the station first, maybe take some fingerprints and whatnot. For safety reasons, of course."
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Re: Project EVIL: Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow
« Reply #132 on: January 14, 2012, 08:58:10 pm »

Wow dude you messed with Uber-Hobo.
Edit: If Uber-hobo doesn't doe, I get in, and I die, I know what I'll be.
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Re: Project EVIL: Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow
« Reply #133 on: January 17, 2012, 07:53:54 pm »

Be disappointed at the lack of response.
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Re: Project EVIL: Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow-by-Blow
« Reply #134 on: January 17, 2012, 07:54:50 pm »

Be disappointed at the lack of response.

Disappointed, you decide to continue the action without any input from the players. Maybe that way interest will be revived in the thread.
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