I can't do graphical stuff for crap, but ASCII?
_ ______ _ ___ ___ ___ _____ _______ _______ _________ ___ ___ ___ _______
|_|__ _| / / _ \ \\ \ ____ // / / / _ \ | | _ | | | _ | | | _____| | | | | | | | | | | | _ |
| | | / / /_\ \ \\ \ / / \ // / / / /_\ \ | | |_| | | | | | | | | | | | |_|_| | | | | | | |_| |
| | | / / _____ \ \\ \/ / /\ \ // / / / _____ \ | | __ \ | | | | | | | | | | ___ | | | | | | __ \
| | | / / / \ \ \ \\ \/ /\ \ \/ / / / / \ \ \ | | |\ \ \ | | |_| | | | |_____ | | | | | | | | | | | |\ \ \
|_|_| /_/_/ \_\_\ \___/ \_\__/ /_/_/ \_\_\|_|_| \_\_\ |_|_____| |_|_______| |_|_| |_|_| |_|_| |_|_| \_\_\
That probably looks like line vomit. But then:
__ ______ _ ___ ___ ___ _____ _______ _______ _________ ___ ___ ___ _______
|_|__ _| / / _ \ \\ \ ____ // / / / _ \ | | _ | | | _ | | | _____| | | | | | | | | | | | _ |
| | | / / /_\ \ \\ \ / / \ // / / / /_\ \ | | |_| | | | | | | | | | | | |_|_| | | | | | | |_| |
| | | / / _____ \ \\ \/ / /\ \ // / / / _____ \ | | __ \ | | | | | | | | | | ___ | | | | | | __ \
| | | / / / \ \ \ \\ \/ /\ \ \/ / / / / \ \ \ | | |\ \ \ | | |_| | | | |_____ | | | | | | | | | | | |\ \ \
|_|_| /_/_/ \_\_\ \___/ \_\__/ /_/_/ \_\_\|_|_| \_\_\ |_|_____| |_|_______| |_|_| |_|_| |_|_| |_|_| \_\_\
It probably looks stupid unless you zoom out a little bit, 67% works for me
Also, I approve of Shook childrens' books.
I'd buy that. Like, immediately.
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Also, I also approve of Boatmurdered as a kids' book.