Fun Fact 1: You cannot install or repair Windows from the install disk if you don't have a partition table.
Fun Fact 2: The only OS I have on a USB key won't let you open a terminal. It's defective.
Fun Fact 3: GParted forces you to whip the entire disk to create a partition table.
Fun Fact 4: Windows 7 takes approximately fifteen minutes to install.
And so there is finally some OS on my computer that will function. I'll re-install Linux later this week... I am now sans ~500GB of data. Nearly all of which was either backed up or irrelevant. First, get all the applications I need for academic purposes. I'll worry about everything else later. Tutorials to come whenever I find time.
So here's how things played out. Windows 7 crashed. Okay, fine. That happens often enough. Quick reboot and...Win7 crashes on boot consistently...um...crap. Okay, boot into LMDE to do my homework. Then somewhere along the line, LMDE crashes. That's...rare. Then it won't boot up twice. I'm starting to get worried, but third try, it boots up. I begin exploring why the crap Win7 won't boot and find nothing of note. Then LMDE crashes again. This time, I can't get it to boot. So I try the LMDE Recovery and...it crashes during boot. So I try the Win7 Recovery partition and...it crashes during bootup. Okay, I seriously need to fix Windows at this point for academic reasons, namely, a lot of academic software doesn't run in WINE. Put in my Win7 disk and...WTF!? The machine is crashing during bootup of a disk!? Okay, okay...I can still handle this...as of this point, I hadn't tried booting into Fedora. I can save the machine from there! Pull the disk and boot into the machine and...grub rescue mode comes up...apparently the Win7 disk crashing killed something. At this point, I'm assuming it somehow fried the partition table and begin looking for ways to deal with that. In desperation, I remember that I usually install OSs from usb key and just try every one of my keys hoping that one of them still contains a live OS. Thankfully, I find a Mint OS that's about 350 critical updates behind, but happens to work! Kind of. It's replicating one of the partitions as 155 different devices. And it's refusing to recognize external media most of the time. With enough finagling, I can make it recognize a disk or other usb devices, but only if I don't have more than about two devices plugged in at a time. I want to re-install grub in the hope that it can fix things. Pull up gparted so I can see what the name of the partition that LMDE is on is. The partitions that are supposed to contains LMDE and Fedora are both listed as Unallocated...wtf, shit, and #$*@^!!!! How the crap do partitions experience Critical Existence Failure!? At this point, I'm a combination of indescribably furious, rather intrigued by just how it's failing, and desperation trying to save my computer. Okay, okay, I'm not f*ed yet. Open up a terminal and run some deep magic and I should be able to save everything. ...what do you mean you can't open a terminal window? Fine. I can do some finagling to make this work...except that the entire system is actively antagonizing me now. I eventually resolve that I can't rescue the system and realize I was planning to re-install Win7 anyway. Linux, on the other hand...I just kind of hoped that I didn't have any important data that wasn't backed up on that partition...most of the important data was on the really big Data partition. I give up on that and go on an epic crusade to get another legal copy of Win7 from my university. The download manager they force you to use only runs on Windows... Borrow roommate's computer for awhile...repurpose an old disk to burn the image. Realize that it's still crashing during disk boot. So I go back into that Mint usb and use it to transfer the Win7 data to another usb. Boot off of that. Still crashing. Go back into Mint and tell gparted to create a new partition table, frying any data I had left. Format the disk as NTFS and hope that the Win7 installer can figure it out. Pull up the Win7 installer from the usb I made and it works perfectly! Before it was trying for half an hour then crashing or telling me it won't work. Now it's up and running in seconds! I realize that this probably means that the Win7 installer will just refuse to function if there isn't a partition table. Install Win7. Realize that the internet is running at about 5kb/s. I then assume that it's because the generic Microsoft wlan driver that comes with Win7 retail is crap. But I can't get online with enough speed to download the manufacturer drivers anytime this year... I load up that old Mint usb again and download the drivers I need from there, which works fantastically well. Install them in Win7, reboot twice, and things are looking good. Internet is working. Got anti-virus. Got a decent browser. Re-installed Java. Started the arduous process of re-installing academic software that I need...this will take awhile...and at some point I need to rebuild my dual Win7-Linux setup. I'll worry about Linux later... I still really want to know caused all of this, but making the thing work so I could do school-work was more important.
And that, right there, is the story of my weekend. I love my university for subscribing to MSDN. It's the reason I can legally download Win7 for free. I've never seen a computer crash and burn like this. And this ordeal handled a severe problem for me; I no longer have to clear out space on my disk. Now...
Perl...dang homework...who's good at Perl?
The windows install partition has special protextions
It REALLY doesn't want those protextions violated-
At all costs.
Why a Windows/linux dual boot doesn't work somehow, ect.
You break the windows partition on the very bottom layer-BAAAAAAAD.
On another note, this means you can restore your computer to a blank windows install without a disk,
Which is gooood.
If I remember correctly, It's also installed to two different partitions by default, so even if one part of the disk is corrupted, messed up, ect, a perfectly good backup exists.
A perfectly good invisible backup.
If the linux isn't booted from a windows startup, this backup is most likely visible.
Thus why you aren't allowed to do that.