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[Powder Miner]

We were beginning to derail some poor man's thread with a pun fight so I made a thread for it because it is an awesome idea.

(Post from thread: You just brought a rustless knife to a pun fight.)
More exciting than a game of global thermonuclear bore.



(waits for the groaning to start)

[Loud Whispers]

OH GOD YOU ACTUALLY MADE IT.

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Wut I'm not going to kill my own pun with another pun :|

You just brought a rustless knife to a pun fight.

[Powder Miner]

I have my own pun in there.
>.>

[Ahra]

i see not that pun that apparently isnt pun enough to be seem as an pun that you punned powder.

[Azthor]

Halt this punomenom at once!

[Phantom of The Library]

Personally I think it's pretty pun-ny myself, but we need a new subject area, lest the puns run dry.

[Gatleos]

It's PUN-DEMONIUM!

However, there must be a pre-existing topic to base our puns on, otherwise we'll be limited to making puns... about puns.

[Powder Miner]

Hmm. How about...
Uh...
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SQUARES.
I think that'd be rather fair.

[Phantom of The Library]

Hhhhhm... how about a more well rounded topic 

[Draxis]

I think that trees wood be a more seasonable lime of discussion.

[Azthor]

I am afraid that is too bitter a reasoning, good sir.

[Phantom of The Library]

I doo-bidie do tink that there's a branch of the forums for that already

[Loud Whispers]

but that thread is a tapestry of puns! This is full of anger, angst and golden puns. _{Apparently also full of alliteration.}

[Azthor]

Thou shall not mock this holiest of grounds, for puns, and only puns, can pun the world.

[Powder Miner]

That particular tapestry has been completed and locked. This thread has yet to be sown with.

Edit: Argh, Ninja'd! The shuriken probably cut the thread...