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[Chaplain]

So, i was crossing this frozen ocean and i went to sleep. When i woke up, i was a steam demon in hell. Every time i go to sleep, i woke up a new creature- usually a demon in hell, but i was also a honey badger, some monkey i forgot the name of, and a snake-woman. Eventually i escaped hell as a fire-phantom, and died to bogeymen- rechecking the legends, i discovered my adventurer had died to infection on the ocean.

[JamesCorella]

Dude thats pretty awesome:D

[SirAaronIII]

Fun with the body-snatching bug! I think.

[raptorfangamer]

wait... what?
brb going to a frozen ocean

[Loud Whispers]

That sounds trippy. Maybe you were in fact in a HP Lovecraft novel, and you were a demon all along, and the humans were in fact the actual demons.

[Pokon]

Dude, thats no glich. Its a blessing from the local nature spirit. Who, by the way, apperes to be a emincated shreak troll.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

No. Armok has just decided to have a little fun with you. Make sure to pay him with lots of blood!

[612DwarfAvenue]

That sounds trippy. Maybe you were in fact in a HP Lovecraft novel, and you were a demon all along, and the humans were in fact the actual demons.

Cue this:

Urist McDwarf waited. The torches above him blinked and flickered out of the air. There were demons in the fortress. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Captain of The Guard Bomrek were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Urist was a Marksdwarf for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the wagons and he said to dad "I want to be on the wagons daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the underground fortress of The Bronze Gates he knew there were demons.
"This is Bomrek" the halls echoed. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his crossbow and lowered the bridge.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will breathe at him" said a demon and he breathed fire. Urist crossbowed at him and tried to shoot him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The echoing voice said "No, Urist. You are the demons"
And then Urist was a zombie.

[Quarterblue]

Were you able to reproduce this? If so, would you please upload your save to DFFD? Thanks in advance.

[612DwarfAvenue]

Alternatively, Quantum Leap: DF style.

[Rumrusher]

This can be reproduce with either runesmith, a fort with cage traps and adventure traps on and removing the caged flag on your character if you want to do this the original way, or you could just use dfusion and use the body swap option in adv tools.

[CriticallyAshamed]

That sounds trippy. Maybe you were in fact in a HP Lovecraft novel, and you were a demon all along, and the humans were in fact the actual demons.

Cue this:

Urist McDwarf waited. The torches above him blinked and flickered out of the air. There were demons in the fortress. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Captain of The Guard Bomrek were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Urist was a Marksdwarf for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the wagons and he said to dad "I want to be on the wagons daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the underground fortress of The Bronze Gates he knew there were demons.
"This is Bomrek" the halls echoed. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his crossbow and lowered the bridge.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will breathe at him" said a demon and he breathed fire. Urist crossbowed at him and tried to shoot him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The echoing voice said "No, Urist. You are the demons"
And then Urist was a zombie.

What is this I don't even.

[MadocComadrin]

Cue this:

Urist McDwarf waited. The torches above him blinked and flickered out of the air. There were demons in the fortress. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Captain of The Guard Bomrek were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Urist was a Marksdwarf for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the wagons and he said to dad "I want to be on the wagons daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the underground fortress of The Bronze Gates he knew there were demons.
"This is Bomrek" the halls echoed. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his crossbow and lowered the bridge.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will breathe at him" said a demon and he breathed fire. Urist crossbowed at him and tried to shoot him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The echoing voice said "No, Urist. You are the demons"
And then Urist was a zombie.

BUT WHO WAS ‼☼PHONE☼‼?

[Loud Whispers]

This needs to be made compulsory EVERYWHERE

[Rumrusher]

here's the thread that talks all about Quantum traveling and ways to achieve it.