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[Yoink]

"K is for Kobold! U is for 'Uman! C is for... Oh shit, get those cats to the butchery this instant young lady!!"

[acetech09]

In a middle-school robotics club I mentor, there is a huge minecraft presence. After the inevitable 'is that a game'?, the class moves to the general consensus that 'If that game had 3d graphics, I'd play it.'

I was severely dismayed at the state of your youth these days.

[Starver]

Yoink rather ninjaed me, but going ahead anyway

Personally, TAG, when I read that I was thinking:

'A' is for Alligator	'a' is for antman
'B' is for Bear	'b' is for batman
'C' is for Cow	'c' is for cat, cat, cat, another cat, cats!
'D' is for Dragon	'd' is for dog
'E' is for Elephant	'e' is for elf, woodn't you know?
'F' is for	'f' is for frogman
'G' is for	'g' is for goblin, kill kill kill!
'H' is for Horse	'h' is for harpy
'I' is for Removable support	'i' is for fire imp
'J' is for	'j' is for
'K' is for	'k' is for kobold, trap it, train with it
'L' is for Leopard	'l' is for
'M' is for Muskox	'm' is for mussel
'N' is for	'n' is for hills
'O' is for Pillar/Wall-end	'o' is for millstone
'P' is for	'p' is for
'Q' is for	'q' is for
'R' is for Giant Rat	'r' is for ratman
'S' is for Giant Cave Spider	's' is for snailman
'T' is for Titan	't' is for troglodyte
'U' is for 'Uman	'u' is for
'V' is for	'v' is for
'W' is for Depot accessibility	'w' is for wolf
'X' is for Floodgate	'x' is for
'Y' is for	'y' is for
'Z' is for	'z' is for

[bombzero]

Cool, more young people who are going to play dwarf fortress instead of mainstream games like CoD. another victory for bay12


speaking of which i have slowly been introducing my entire school to dwarf fortress, im up to 20 now.
and have somehow turned into a 24/7 dwarf fortress technical support 

[MaximumZero]

-snip-

You messed one up. Muskox? No. I think not.

Spoiler: M is for... (click to show/hide)

MAGMAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Starver]

Spoiler: M is for... (click to show/hide)

MAGMAAAAAAAAAAA!

...man, yes, but I don't seem to see them very much, these days.

As for Mmmmmm....that stuff, that's in the maths lesson.

Either as in eő (give or take the weapons), or...

1x1 = Ouch... oh, it's evaporated.
2x1 = Ouch, ouch
3x1 = Sizzle
4x1 = Hisssssss!!
5x1 = Fwoooomph!!
6x1 = Glomph...
7x1 = Bubble, bubble
8x1 = !!Overflow!!

[Lumix]

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P is for Plumphelmet
F is for Forgotton beast
J is for Jabberer
V is for Vultures

[Urist McBeard]

V is for Vultures

Vultures! 
My fort was starving during Summer of the first year because they carried off all my food. Underground pantries are now one of my highest priorities on embark.
(also, the flying scourge is a lowercase 'v')

[Starver]

My fort was starving during Summer of the first year because they carried off all my food. Underground pantries are now one of my highest priorities on embark.

Yeah, I remember the first time I got them.  Who'd guess that carrion eaters would like cheese so much...

[peskyninja]

One of my soldiers charged into one of those pesky flying things and felt 15 stories.

[ThatAussieGuy]

F should be for !!FUN!!

[Aspgren]

This is all well and good.

Just make sure you tell her that there are no pictures of most of these creatures, so she has to make up the details on her own. Why you ask? So she doesn't go around googling their names.

Before you know it all children on the block will know what the word "crundle" means and you are the parent who has to hang his head in shame.

[Garath]

P is for Panda

[Mapleguy555]

b is for badger.

[BigD145]

In a middle-school robotics club I mentor, there is a huge minecraft presence. After the inevitable 'is that a game'?, the class moves to the general consensus that 'If that game had 3d graphics, I'd play it.'

I was severely dismayed at the state of your youth these days.

I lived with a family with young teens some years back. They did not understand why I would play Darwinia as to them "it looked terrible." They sat right down and proceeded to play Warcraft III mods, which isn't much of an "improvement" in graphics or gameplay.

To the OP, your daughter deserves her very own beard. I recommend crotchet or knit.

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