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[Babylon]

She's 10 and decided that her group of dwarves, which she named Anger Balls the Balls of Anger, needed to establish a fort called big balls. She gave all the dwarves custom names, my favorite of which was the brewer 'Rapidbladder'

[Zinc23]

Ah, it seems she has crossed the Line of Schoolchild Crudeness.  And that's hilarious.  Tell her the Bay12 Forums has her back.

[terkiey]

Tell her that it is alright to be gay.

[Loud Whispers]

I extend my top hat & madness to her 

[Lordraymond]

I wish I'd thought of a name that cool for my fort...

[ciadude2]

Babylon I congratulate you on raising such a fine child.

May she grow up to one day slaughter a multitude of elves.

[Pokon]

For your birthday, tell her to donate to the game. Father and daughter !!fun!! and bonding.

[Girlinhat]

I feel bad that she only named her dwarves, and she's already making a better fort than me...

Must get screens of fortress development.

[Ivir_Baggins]

To be honest, I'm amazed by the fact there is a Bay12er who has a family.

[King DZA]

As much as I'd(really)like to, I'll try to avoid saying anything messed up, and instead simply offer a small complement:

Neat.

[Theifofdreams]

Urge to pun rising.
But I won't. This is a sacred moment, and I won't ruin it with any horrid "ball" puns.
Raise her well in the ways of moral ambiguity, !!SCIENCE!!, casual slaughter, and overly-complicated megaprojects.
Err... I guess I could have simply said "raise her dorfy"

[King DZA]

Theifofdreams is right.

But it's just so damn tempting...

[612DwarfAvenue]

You'd be nuts to make a balls pun here, the whole community would sack you.

[Oliolli]

You'd be nuts to make a balls pun here, the whole community would sack you.

[King DZA]

You'd be nuts to make a balls pun here, the whole community would sack you.

*Salutes*