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[MaximumZero]

Vote for me. Facepunches for everyone who deserves them!

There aren't enough fists in the world.

I have to dispute the facts behind this statement unless there are far more double amputees than I had previously imagined

Most jerks are two faced. 

That's okay, I have two fists. And they don't run out of ammo. Also, well played.

[Kogan Loloklam]

From now on, Kogan Loloklam will use elections as his machine gun, A machine gun loaded with votes!
See, with that (admittedly stolen) slogan, I'm sure to be the winning bay12 candidate!
Lets fire my machine gun at the white house!

*Kogan Loloklam has been struck down by the Facist oppressors trying to keep a genuine presidential candidate from winning*

Good morning secret service guys. We advocate cat butchery here you know. And Mermaid bone industries. Vote for me!

[mainiac]

Fun fact Thing I am pointless proud about: I was the one who first suggested sustainable mermaid ranching.  Just because you are monstrously evil doesn't mean you shouldn't be ecologically friendly.  Hail liberal fascism!

[TripJack]

sometimes i wonder what it would be like to have a presidential election where both major candidates aren't worthless scum?

i'm a dreamer what can i say

[kaijyuu]

Clinton was pretty alright.


Jimmer Carter was the opposite of "worthless scum" except that he was a horrible president. Great guy, though.

[MaximumZero]

Clinton was pretty alright.

He has horrible taste in women, though.

[Descan]

Well, of course. If you destroy your economic base, natural resources, or entire planet, how else will you control the voice and power of the people, press, and presidency through eternity? I mean, it's simply Evil Dictatorship 101.

Clinton was pretty alright.

He has horrible taste in women, though.

Hey, just a few years ago, you could pass as a woman!

I... don't know where I was going with that. It'd make an interesting date, though.

[mainiac]

Clinton was pretty alright.

100 bucks says that in 8 years you'll think the same about Obama.  Deal?

[kaijyuu]

Clinton was pretty alright.

He has horrible taste in women, though.

This is true.

Clinton was pretty alright.

100 bucks says that in 8 years you'll think the same about Obama.  Deal?

I honestly dunno about Obama. I think he's a neat dude. So yes, that's a possibility, thus I'm not making the bet

[TripJack]

in 8 years we'll probably be inaugurating President Camacho

[MaximumZero]

Well, of course. If you destroy your economic base, natural resources, or entire planet, how else will you control the voice and power of the people, press, and presidency through eternity? I mean, it's simply Evil Dictatorship 101.

Clinton was pretty alright.

He has horrible taste in women, though.

Hey, just a few years ago, you could pass as a woman!

I... don't know where I was going with that. It'd make an interesting date, though.

While that is true, I would have been too pretty for Clinton.

[Shinotsa]

in 8 years we'll probably be inaugurating President Camacho

And we STILL won't have had a female president -.-

Also I think the whole being male thing woulda put it back into his court MZ.

[Kogan Loloklam]

But he didn't have sexual relations, only a BJ.

So clearly I can't choose the one in front of me.

[FearfulJesuit]

Clinton was pretty alright.


Jimmer Carter was the opposite of "worthless scum" except that he was a horrible president. Great guy, though.

Jimmy Carter is the man I wish the religious wing of American politics would have the decency to be.

[Descan]

But neither can you choose the one in front of him, for he knows he never had sexual relations, and only a great fool would choose but a BJ!

And you know he is not a great fool, and he knows that you know he is not a great fool, so clearly you cannot choose the one in front of you!