Or the trailer-trash rednecks who let their kids go years without a dental visit, but have enough money for a case of Bud and a carton of smokes every week. And then vote Republican.
Because it's not necessarily greed, it's often just a case of poor prioritization. Dental care for your child > making your kid happy with a new toy, even though the child may not agree.
I know this, because I lived it first-hand. My mother is TERRIBLE at determining proper priorities. That's why she was on welfare and we were living above a gas station when I was 4. But yet, we always had beer in the fridge and cigs on the kitchen counter. It's not greed, it's ignorance and not seeing a way out.
Newt Gingrich is a very silly name. Same with Mitt Romney. It's like there's a tradition of silly names among American politicians - you half expect the next republican nominee to be called Rip Nipstop or Skrim Minglewim.
There was half-serious talk in 2008 about Barack Obama having a distinct disadvantage because his first name couldn't be shortened to a simple one-syllable form, and how that emphasized his "otherness". It's kind of a given that a politician's name, at least at the national stage, needs to be one-syllable first name, two-syllable last name (maybe can get away with three if they're short, or one syllable if it's not too sing-songy)
John Ker-ry
John Mc-Cain
John Ed-wards
Rick San-to-rum
Rick Per-ry
George Bush
Bill Clin-ton
Newt Gin-grich
Mitt Rom-ney
Slam Squat-thrust
Big McLarge-huge
...you get the idea. I've also heard it said that is/was one of the problems with both Ron Paul and Bob Dole. Too sing-songy, too easy to make sound silly.
This, I think MZ should run for office under the pseudonym "Dirk Facepunch". Strong, concise, manly, slightly threatening....you think to yourself "Dirk Facepunch sounds like a real red-blooded American, the kind of guy you wouldn't want to mess with!"