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Author Topic: American Election Megathread - It's Over  (Read 765048 times)

kaijyuu

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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #3990 on: July 09, 2012, 03:21:51 pm »
Save a damsel from a tower?

There are plenty of corporate towers with wage slaves within. That might count.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #3991 on: July 09, 2012, 03:23:59 pm »
Hrm, that is an idea...

Nah. I'll just contribute profound insights to science in the field of neurology and longevity. It seems easier.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #3992 on: July 10, 2012, 05:32:27 am »
Being Canadian gives little advantage in gaining us a british knighthood, and actively prevents us from gaining a british lordship -- see Lord Conrad Black, Baron of Crossharbour.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #3993 on: July 10, 2012, 12:23:22 pm »
The Wisconsin senate race is getting interesting.  The Republicans have a four way primary, and the moderate Tommy Thompson was leading for a good amount of time, but a recent PPP poll has shown more conservative candidate Eric Hovde taking the lead: Link.

Current WI-2 representative Tammy Baldwin is running for the Democrats.  If Thompson wins the primary, this is most likely a Republican win because of his moderate credentials and good will from him being Governor of the state some years back; but if a more conservative candidate wins, this race moves purely into tossup territory.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #3994 on: July 10, 2012, 12:29:22 pm »
Sounds like a character from a comic book. Seriously.
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« Reply #3995 on: July 11, 2012, 12:21:29 pm »
Apparently the "Principality" of Sealand will sell you a "Title of Nobility" for like $50, but I guess that's enough of that derail.

So, it turns out my representative Shelly Berkley is being investigated by the House Ethics committee. This is unfortunate, because it means she'll probably lose the Senate race and I actually like the way she's voted on things.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #3996 on: July 11, 2012, 08:05:19 pm »
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #3997 on: July 11, 2012, 08:13:41 pm »
What could he say that would actually get him votes there?
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #3998 on: July 11, 2012, 08:18:08 pm »
I think the point is to go there and say things that get him votes elsewhere.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #3999 on: July 11, 2012, 08:18:14 pm »
Probably something a bit less trollish would've worked out better for him.

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Quote from: Sir Finkus on March 30, 2012, 03:08:24 pm
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #4000 on: July 11, 2012, 08:19:40 pm »
Quote from: kaijyuu on July 11, 2012, 08:13:41 pm
What could he say that would actually get him votes there?
"President Obama constantly speaks of Obamacare as if the good it is doing is his invention, but in reality it is nothing more than a legislative copy of Romneycare, which was my work of genius alone! Can you trust a man who would steal a successful program from his opponents and put his own name on it, like so many dishonest students do to their fellow's homework? No, you cannot. Vote Romney."

Damn I'm good. I should get Romney to make me his speech writer.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #4001 on: July 11, 2012, 08:24:29 pm »
Quote from: kaijyuu on July 11, 2012, 08:13:41 pm
What could he say that would actually get him votes there?
1. Obama takes your vote for granted, because it's expected that "Hey, you're black! We know who you're voting for..."
2. And he likes teh gays. (Seriously, this is an effective wedge issue in many African-American communities.)
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #4002 on: July 11, 2012, 08:33:35 pm »
His fathers name is George W. Romney?

Why have I not heard jokes about this? That's ripe pickings!
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #4003 on: July 11, 2012, 08:43:15 pm »
Someone should tell Alex Jones. His head will probably explode.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #4004 on: July 11, 2012, 08:44:32 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 11, 2012, 08:43:15 pm
Someone should tell Alex Jones. His head will probably explode.
No, the tinfoil prevents the Head Asploding Rays.
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