So...the Missouri caucuses were apparently even a
bigger clusterfuck than we realized. Some quick hits from that article:
- Largest caucus in the state shut down before actually choosing any delegates because of near-riot. Two Ron Paul supporters arrested.
- Some caucuses in the large cities of St. Louis and Kansas City actually postponed to next weekend, to avoid conflict with St. Patrick's Day.
- Apparently, the caucus delegates chosen this weekend will go to another set of caucuses in April, and the delegates selected there will go to yet another set of caucuses in May to select the delegates to go to Tampa.
In the meantime, Romney wins Puerto Rico and tomorrow we get a primary in Illinois. Polling supports a pretty solid Romney win (around 40-45%), followed by Santorum in the low 30's, Gingrich around 13-15%, and Paul at about 8-10%. BUT...Illinois is unique in being a "loophole primary", in which you're not voting for the candidate per se, you're voting for the delegate. Each candidate for delegate is required to list their Presidential candidate preference, which will be listed on the ballot. Voters then directly elect the delegates they want, per Congressional district. Oh, and its an open primary (so the potential for monkeywrenching exists), and AFAIK of all the delegate candidates running, only 2 have stated preferences (both for Romney) with the rest being listed as "Uncommitted". Although by law they are not bound to the preference that they state.
So in short,
WTF ILLINOIS? Did you guys have a bet with Missouri as to who could come up with the most fucked-up primary system?
To put this in practical terms: Let's say I'm a Santorum supporter. I don't go to the polls to vote for Santorum. I go to vote for 3-5 people out of a slate of maybe 10, to be delegates. Pretty much all of them are blank slates because they don't tell me who they're going to vote for. And even if they do, they could be lying through their teeth and change their vote at any time. For all I know, the two that listed Romney could be Ron Paul sleeper agents. It's like someone heard about a parliamentary system but didn't actually read the details.