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Author Topic: American Election Megathread - It's Over  (Read 763561 times)

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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #2295 on: February 22, 2012, 01:55:45 pm »
What happens if (as seems likely) the delegates are divvied up so that no candidate has anything like a majority?
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #2296 on: February 22, 2012, 01:58:06 pm »
Quote from: dhokarena56 on February 22, 2012, 01:55:45 pm
What happens if (as seems likely) the delegates are divvied up so that no candidate has anything like a majority?

Then they have to broker a deal. Sometimes it means that 2 existing candidates team up as president/vice president, perhaps they all come together and put someone who wasn't even running as the candidate.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #2297 on: February 22, 2012, 02:09:50 pm »
It would be hilarious if the Ron Paul backroom efforts mean that he comes in a distant 3rd place on the 1st round of voting (when delagates generally vote like they were told to by the voters) but ends up the nominee because his people abused the caucus rules so effectively.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #2298 on: February 22, 2012, 02:31:50 pm »
Quote from: dhokarena56 on February 22, 2012, 01:55:45 pm
What happens if (as seems likely) the delegates are divvied up so that no candidate has anything like a majority?
Then they use the little known fall-back method for choosing a Republican candidate:

TRIAL BY STONE!
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #2299 on: February 22, 2012, 03:39:21 pm »
That is the most accurate depiction of the Republican party leadership I have ever seen.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #2300 on: February 22, 2012, 03:51:10 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on February 22, 2012, 02:31:50 pm
Quote from: dhokarena56 on February 22, 2012, 01:55:45 pm
What happens if (as seems likely) the delegates are divvied up so that no candidate has anything like a majority?
Then they use the little known fall-back method for choosing a Republican candidate:

TRIAL BY STONE!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
That's ridiculous, everyone knows that they decide it by majong matches.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #2301 on: February 22, 2012, 03:53:29 pm »
Finish this analogy: The Skeksis are to Gelflings as Republicans are to.....?
« Last Edit: February 22, 2012, 04:20:24 pm by nenjin »
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #2302 on: February 22, 2012, 04:13:24 pm »
Quote from: nenjin on February 22, 2012, 03:53:29 pm
Finish this analogy: The Skeksis are to Gelflings as Republicans are too.....?
Illegal immigrants? Muslims? Gays?

I guess ask yourself, "Who would a Republiskek send the Garthim after?"
I guess that makes the Democrats the Mystics: good at heart, but slow, feeble and in decline.

Most importantly, if we're going to stretch the analogy to the breaking point...who's Fizzgigg?  :P
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #2303 on: February 22, 2012, 04:20:09 pm »
Why, the American people of course! Loveable, violent, crazy and covered in hair.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #2304 on: February 22, 2012, 04:21:43 pm »
I take offense to that last part :P
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #2305 on: February 22, 2012, 05:06:46 pm »
http://www.cnn.com/2012/02/22/opinion/bennett-obamacare-gop/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Just another Op-ed piece directed at Obama care....

It makes me see red that Republicans get away with calling the abortion decision "suppressing their religious freedoms", when in reality, they're pissed because someone won't ENFORCE their religious beliefs, i.e. validate their religious oppression. I'm so fucking sick of the double-speak in American politics today. I'm sick of a snake tongue coming out of every politicians' mouth.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #2306 on: February 22, 2012, 05:11:36 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on February 22, 2012, 02:31:50 pm
Quote from: dhokarena56 on February 22, 2012, 01:55:45 pm
What happens if (as seems likely) the delegates are divvied up so that no candidate has anything like a majority?
Then they use the little known fall-back method for choosing a Republican candidate:

TRIAL BY STONE!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

What is this from?
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #2307 on: February 22, 2012, 05:20:52 pm »
Quote from: Zrk2 on February 22, 2012, 05:11:36 pm
Quote from: RedKing on February 22, 2012, 02:31:50 pm
Quote from: dhokarena56 on February 22, 2012, 01:55:45 pm
What happens if (as seems likely) the delegates are divvied up so that no candidate has anything like a majority?
Then they use the little known fall-back method for choosing a Republican candidate:

TRIAL BY STONE!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

What is this from?

Possibly the most awesome thing Jim Hanson ever did.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #2308 on: February 22, 2012, 05:50:04 pm »
So the 80s were completely nuts, in a good way. Cool.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #2309 on: February 22, 2012, 05:51:08 pm »
Quote from: nenjin on February 22, 2012, 05:20:52 pm
Quote from: Zrk2 on February 22, 2012, 05:11:36 pm
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