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Author Topic: NDL- National Dungeon League ||| Turn 8! Don't touch.  (Read 21538 times)

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Re: NDL- National Dungeon League ||| Turn 1! Anyone can join fast any time!
« Reply #75 on: January 01, 2012, 02:10:51 am »

You're to poor to own a loinclothe of fire resistance, and if you're going to be a paragon pseudonatural troll I think you'd have to rename yourself to minimaximus

Nah, if I was going for that I'd have picked an Evolved Undead 30 Colossal Hekatonkheires Vampire Lord Paragon with 40 Class Levels mounted on a Paragon Pseudonatural Devastation Beetle of Legend. The loincloth was just a joke though, he prefers to throw his enemies off with a full frontal.  :P

That is actually a little bit more terrifying then a troll with fire resistance.

The beetle alone can trample a Tarrasque into the negatives in a single action. The Hekatonkheires... It wields 100 Vorpal Colossal Adamantine Greatswords of Slaying +9, has Perfect Multiweapon Fighting and can Multiweapon Rend with them. Ouch? Oh, wait, let me haste him. In fact, why not make him into a 40th level Wizard/RWoT/Archmamage/ASoC?
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Re: NDL- National Dungeon League ||| Turn 1! Anyone can join fast any time!
« Reply #76 on: January 01, 2012, 02:29:10 am »

I was actually talking about being attacked by a naked troll beserker. Who likes to grapple and throw his enemies around.
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Re: NDL- National Dungeon League ||| Turn 1! Anyone can join fast any time!
« Reply #77 on: January 01, 2012, 02:29:35 am »

Can it withstand fire in the face, or high level healing spells, healing spells fuck up undead :33.
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Re: NDL- National Dungeon League ||| Turn 1! Anyone can join fast any time!
« Reply #78 on: January 01, 2012, 02:31:10 am »

Give up, you can't kill that Vampire Lord without template stacking, Divine Ranks or trait loops. As for the naked troll... How do  you think half-trolls ever come to be?  :o
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« Reply #79 on: January 01, 2012, 02:47:19 am »

Are all the posts above related to the NDL? Ex-Guard is confused...
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« Reply #80 on: January 01, 2012, 03:20:36 am »

No, they're related to theoretical D&D minmaxing and nonsense.
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« Reply #81 on: January 01, 2012, 03:27:33 am »

No, they're related to theoretical D&D minmaxing and nonsense.

Thanks! I don't know what D&D actually is, never played it, so I'll leave it at that.
I've noticed the rise of thievery in the place.  :-\


Simple question:
Post first, action first usually. I will probably do opposed rolls if it really matters though.

So if there are conflicting actions, you decide the sequence? Sorry, am *still* new to RTD.
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« Reply #82 on: January 01, 2012, 04:26:25 am »

Sensei / GM: (12) You finish most of the turn the turn in one swoop! Unfortunately, you have to leave to the party a little earlier than expected. You suppose you can finish when you get back, there's only a little left to do. (1) OH GOD TWO NEW PAGES! We'll have to see if the turn gets posted tonight.
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« Reply #83 on: January 01, 2012, 05:13:47 am »

Fun fact: I wrote about the argument in mcclay's turn before going on to read that Azthor was joking about the loincloth. Also once again, remember that we are not actually using DnD rules, despite ostensible similarities.

So if there are conflicting actions, you decide the sequence? Sorry, am *still* new to RTD.
Pretty much correct. Not that there's a standard etiquette for this in an RTD. In fact this isn't even really meant to be an RTD (god I really do have only one writing style this is just like my RTDs).

Turn 3
Azthor / Tog: The registrar said trolls weren't allowed. You asked him what he was going to do about it. Now you're going down the stairs into the Pit to find a closed portcullis. (13) You lift up the portcullis with one arm and drop it down behind you. The trench you're in isn't much taller than yourself, you stick your hand out to wave to the crowd. You enter a large-ish room to find a bunch of delicious puny humans having some kind of argument. IIIIT'S SMASHIN' TIME! You ready your axe, but one of them offers you booze. Who could resist booze! The especially argumentative human starts an argument about which one of your would win in a fight. You tell him you have a fire resistant loincloth and super powers.

Tiruin / Alle: You start to make a move for the crystal, but Markoz wards you off, sword drawn. He says that anyone who wants the crystal had better team up with him. You consider rallying people, but notice a 'party' forming and heading south. You join them, only to see Systar get smashed by a trap.

mcclay / Markoz: You stand over the crystal. Caleb joins you and picks up the crystal, in a rather odd fashion. You suppose he might not be quite right in the head. He does, however, entice a troll to join you. You make sure to put him in his place by pointing out how easily you could incinerate him. He argues back that he has a paragon pseudonatural fire resistant loincloth (or something) but his argument is somewhat weakened by the fact that he clearly is too poor to afford a loincloth of any kind, and too poorly educated to pronounce "pseudonatural". It's the main reason why trolls aren't usually allowed and something of an elephant in the room. A big, gray elephant.

Monkeyfacedprickleback/Caleb Graw: (7) You try to effect a smooth slight of hand trick to show off your thievery skills, but you sort of stumble onto one knee and reach awkwardly over the spider corpse to pick it up. You give your speech about why you should hold the crystal, nonetheless. Then a troll attacks you! Not wanting another embarassing (and potentially fatal) faux pas, you offer him up some booze. Turns out the troll is easily satisfied- for now. Markoz and the troll then start arguing, but you decide to stay focused on business.

UltraValican / DragoMcDabu: You go south. You see a dude get smashed.

Toaster / Systar: You ignore all the ruckus and go to get a head start on your own crystal while everybody is distracted. (6) You aren't as subtle as you hoped, a couple of people think you have a good idea and follow you. You open the door to the south (9) but fail to notice in time that in doing so you pulled a pin out of a fixture in the wall. A battering ram with an axe head swings down through the open doorway! (2) The blade gouges through your armor and into your chest. Barring very impressive medical intervention, you have just enough time to say something cool before you die.

IronyOwl / Riggle: (9) You get some gooey, crunchy bits of spider. Frankly you aren't sure what to look for. More pressingly, it looks like your hand is beginning to swell. You don't feel very well. (5) You double over and vomit. This looks serious.

Criptfeind: (7) Your bottle misses and lands in the dirt.

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Zako / LeStronge: (9) You get caught picking someone's pocket! You suggest that the guards throw you in The Pit as punishment. "The Pit?? We were just going to put you in jail for a couple days! Um... I guess if you really insist... you would be better off in jail you know..." You are escorted to the pit. Inside, blah blah blah you see a lot of shit happening.

Haspperry: You buy a ticket. Everyone gains a silver piece, players should start with 12 silver pieces now. You can now throw bricks at the competitors.
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Re: NDL- National Dungeon League ||| Turn 3! Anyone can join fast any time!
« Reply #84 on: January 01, 2012, 05:38:24 am »

Am I allowed to shoot at the viewers if they throw brick or what not at me?

Elect Markoz as group leader since, he's probably smarter and better educated then me and thetroll, So he'll hopefully make better decisions. Plus any leader is better then no leader since without a leader we all end up arguing what to do.
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« Reply #85 on: January 01, 2012, 05:45:53 am »

Ignore hand for the moment, rush over and administer medical attention to the thief fellow. I need him alive!

Plan B: Spend 3 silver on a healing Cantrip, utilize healing cantrip in attempt to stop bleeding/dying.

Plan C: Use basic fireball to cauterize wound. This will totally work.

Wait! I can use my masterful merchant abilities instead!
« Last Edit: January 01, 2012, 07:56:40 am by IronyOwl »
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« Reply #86 on: January 01, 2012, 05:46:10 am »

You don't have a good view of the viewers from down in the twelve foot deep pit. You can probably launch fiery/steel death into the audience in some capacity, but not with precision.

Edit: Regarding medical attention, you have dirt, wood splinters, a spider corpse, and whatever is in your inventory (in IronyOwl's case, rope, clothes, 3 silver pieces and a basic fireball book). Unless you have an esoteric healing item like a potion or a medical kit, you should specify what exactly you're going to do.
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« Reply #87 on: January 01, 2012, 05:54:23 am »

I'm sure stuffing dirt and/or rope and/or spider corpse into the wound to stop the bleeding would be effective, but just this once I think I'll splurge on actual magic.
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« Reply #88 on: January 01, 2012, 06:03:18 am »

If you mean to spend your 3sp on a healing spell, remember that you're in a dungeon and have not encountered any vendors within the dungeon. Unless I missed you saying that you already bought something, the game is afoot and the time for retroactive buying is passed.
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« Reply #89 on: January 01, 2012, 06:30:27 am »

Well shit. Time for Plan C then.

Give me a minute to think of what that is.


EDIT: I got nothing. At least fire can't make it worse though, right?
« Last Edit: January 01, 2012, 06:37:48 am by IronyOwl »
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