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[Azthor]

Is a Troll Monk with Sacred Vow + Vow of Poverty allowed?

[mcclay]

my sword and leather armor are NDL.

[IronyOwl]

Just two more spectators and I can buy a robe...

[mcclay]

a few juicy players/generous teammates till I can buy Heal, or Raise dead. It depends on my mood/sleepyness.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Using my Sp I buy 6 cantrip scrolls. the scrolls are:
Blinding Flash of Light
2X scroll of healing
scroll of magic missile
scroll of camoflage
Scroll of antidote

I also buy a bottle of strong whiskey, and if the shop keeper doesn't look very attentive, Carefully steal a Bomb from Ye old Apothecary


After all thats done, try to make some extra cash picking pockets.

[Criptfeind]

I throw bottles. I try to hit them.

[mcclay]

If a bottle hits me I shoot a fireball a Criptfiend.

[Sensei]

Here we go, the real action! Rolls are shown, but bonuses are hidden. I will tell you if doing something differently gives you a bonus, but only in a qualitative fashion. Rolls are on D20's.

Is a Troll Monk with Sacred Vow + Vow of Poverty allowed?

Sure. However, keep in mind we're not doing specific DnD rules here. I'll just say you exchange your money for some monk trainin'. You can do a town action, or enter the dungeon on your next turn.

Monkeyfacedprickleback / Caleb Graw: (Retroactive town action) (15) You snatch a free bomb from the apothecary. The owner is none the wiser. you don't find any good pickpocketing marks, however.

Turn 2
Ultravalican / DrogoMcDabu: (17) Unfortunately, you don't feel that your one-liner has made your attack more effective. Nonetheless you hack some legs off, and nearly the rest of the spider.

Toaster / Systar: (5) The giant spider is actually smaller than you are, but for what it's worth you try to get behind it. You don't manage to get a good swing in.

IronyOwl / Riggle: ( You manage to get a gout of flames good enough to hurt the spider. Before you can pull back, a thrown bottle hits you square in the back of the head! You stumble over and the spider bites your hand. Ouch! Your hand is bloodied but not disabled.

mcclay / Markoz: (14) In an excellent show of one-upsmanship, you torch the already wounded spider until it curls up in a crispy ball.

Tiruin / Alle: (17) You distract the spider. Possibly. It's hard to tell, because it's got what legs it has left curled up in a crispy ball. You also poke it with your spear. It doesn't move.

Monkeyfacedprickleback / Caleb Graw: You enter the dungeon to see several grown men beating on giant spider. Animal cruelty, that is. The portcullis closes behind you.

Criptfeind: (14) Haha, nailed 'em!

You are now in a room with a door ajar to the north, a locked door to the west, a closed door to the south, and no ceiling. In roughly the middle of the room, there is a dead spider and a teleport crystal, which has fallen off of its body.

[Tiruin]

((No spectators injured or your money back?))

Edit: ^

[Tiruin]

Hmm...grab the crystal

((Is this post first, action first?))

[Azthor]

Tog, the cliched Troll Berserker, shall enter the dungeon so he can eat tasty adventurers.

[mcclay]

Markoz will run up to the crystal and take out his sword. Anyone stupid enough to try and take the crystal gets a fireball to the face. If anyone gets close enough to attack him he strikes out with magican sowrd. "Whoever wants this crystal is going to be teaming up with me. Or getting burned to a crisp, I'm fine with either one."

[Sensei]

Post first, action first usually. I will probably do opposed rolls if it really matters though.

[mcclay]

what, in Engilsh please.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

I'll work with you. As long as you Don't try anything.
Caleb Goes to stand by Markoz drawing his bow ready to shoot anyone who tries to steal the crystal.