What does it give?
The ability to safely manipulate the blue shadows. Without it, they'd probably tear you apart like the rest!
Impart to us your MIGHTY wisdom.
Mighty wisdom, eh? Sure, I'm a little wiser than Him, but I've just had more experience with these dumb puzzles! Believe me, if He keeps up with the trial and error, He could probably be as 'wise' as me someday!
How do you know Him, and who are those freaky shadow guys?
We are both fighting for something we deeply care about. Competing, even. I don't know Him personally, but I don't really need to. I've seen Him a few times and even watched Him before you all started, incase you're wondering about times before you jumped into the story.
As for the shadow guys? They're my friends. I created them to stall Him a little, and they've actually worked quite well so far as you may have seen...hehe.
What other powers do you have, mystical lady?
A few! I've got Arms, Purple Light, Blue Light, and most importantly: Dark Light. Dark Light is much different than the rest of them, and I'm sure you've seen it at work in nearly every room... I even use it to create the shadow guys. It would've been awful if I got His special power and He got Dark Light- the whole respawning thing sounds pretty morbid. Dark Light is way more useful!
"What exactly is this world?"
Well... I don't know much, but it's this weird distorted and strange place where danger is at every turn and weird puzzle shit is at every step! It's like a big test or a dumb game in your mind where your life is on the line. Well. His isn't.
...I'm getting the feeling that everything I'm explaining is really dorky and stupid. But.
Any more questions?