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Demonic Spoon

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Re: Don't Die
« Reply #30 on: December 29, 2011, 01:48:35 pm »

Nuts to that, we shall impose our will upon this landscape! That direction is East, relative direction of the Earth's rotation notwithstanding!

Eh? I don't mind third person viewpoint of right being east, I'm just trying to walk through the fourth wall.
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monk12

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Re: Don't Die
« Reply #31 on: December 29, 2011, 01:51:30 pm »

Nuts to that, we shall impose our will upon this landscape! That direction is East, relative direction of the Earth's rotation notwithstanding!

Eh? I don't mind third person viewpoint of right being east, I'm just trying to walk through the fourth wall.

THAT DIRECTION IS NOW EAST

Jervous

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Re: Don't Die
« Reply #32 on: December 29, 2011, 02:41:39 pm »




Proceed East. Don't die.

Walk to your right, not the third person viewpoint right perceived by us, the viewers, but the first person viewpoint right. Continue until you are no longer able.

Nuts to that, we shall impose our will upon this landscape! That direction is East, relative direction of the Earth's rotation notwithstanding!


dont die
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monk12

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Re: Don't Die
« Reply #33 on: December 29, 2011, 02:44:35 pm »

That chest is full of prostitutes! Slide under the zappy trap and kick the box open!

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Re: Don't Die
« Reply #34 on: December 29, 2011, 02:44:55 pm »

>Crawl Under the Trap and Engage in MORTAL COMBATZ with the obvious Enemy. If you win consume his dead body to obtain the glorious power of Arms.
« Last Edit: December 29, 2011, 02:46:36 pm by Johnfalcon99977 »
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: Don't Die
« Reply #35 on: December 29, 2011, 02:45:28 pm »

Avoid the OBVIOUS pressure plate on the floor, approach the shadowy figure cautiously, showing your complete lack of ill intent. Ask him for assistance in opening the chest, since he seems to have been blessed with manipulative appendages.

Ninjad! D:
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Re: Don't Die
« Reply #36 on: December 29, 2011, 02:56:28 pm »

Spoiler: The Jervous Files (click to show/hide)
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: Don't Die
« Reply #37 on: December 29, 2011, 02:59:05 pm »

Peach of cake? Is that some sort of code?
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monk12

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Re: Don't Die
« Reply #38 on: December 29, 2011, 03:02:43 pm »

The cake is a lie- the peach is truth. Seek ye the peach, and ye shall have life everlasting.

Dsarker

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Re: Don't Die
« Reply #39 on: December 29, 2011, 03:03:06 pm »

Cake is a lie.

Peach of lie.

Fruit of lie

Fruit of lye.

Banana of lye.

Banana is a fish!

Lutefisk!
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Armok

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Re: Don't Die
« Reply #40 on: December 29, 2011, 03:36:10 pm »

this is great
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Re: Don't Die
« Reply #41 on: December 29, 2011, 03:38:38 pm »

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Re: Don't Die
« Reply #42 on: December 29, 2011, 03:39:15 pm »

die.
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Re: Don't Die
« Reply #43 on: December 29, 2011, 06:46:21 pm »

Open the Chest!
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Tiruin

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Re: Don't Die
« Reply #44 on: December 29, 2011, 08:33:03 pm »

We have NO ARMS!  :'(

So we cannot crawl under the trap, we cannot open the chest by direct means, we cannot engage in glorious combat with the dark man unless we have knowledge of lower body martial arts...

Hmm, it is rather creepy staring down a hallway into a creepier dark guy with a creepy face.

Taunt him into attacking you! Then use his body as a shield for the trap!
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