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monk12

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Re: Don't Die
« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2011, 11:48:23 am »

Be ninja! Do a wall-run!
I think you mean ...

Be Prince of Persia. Do a wall-run.

Though there are many worthy suggestions, this one gets my +1


The real question, though, is do we have arms?

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Re: Don't Die
« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2011, 11:59:36 am »

>Obvious Solution to this Problem is going Backwards. Do that.
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Re: Don't Die
« Reply #17 on: December 29, 2011, 12:41:25 pm »

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Be ninja! Do a wall-run!

No, he means

Enter the pit! The sign on the wall is obviously just a mind-game, and inside the pit is a room full of lusty, beautiful succubus's! Take advantage of it, be a man!


> Carefully peer into the pit.

Souls aren't required anyway.
Run into the wall behind you. That's OBVIOUSLY the way out.

>Lie on the ground and do barrel rolls forever. No soul required. Game won.
We can't die by...inactivity right? Standing there and rethinking your life seems a good choice.

The real question, though, is do we have arms?


don't die.
« Last Edit: December 29, 2011, 12:44:11 pm by Jervous »
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Re: Don't Die
« Reply #18 on: December 29, 2011, 12:46:46 pm »

Well this only leaves one option.

Jump over the pit

Walk through the fourth wall.
« Last Edit: December 29, 2011, 01:00:58 pm by Demonic Spoon »
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Re: Don't Die
« Reply #19 on: December 29, 2011, 12:47:45 pm »

Just fucking jump the pit.
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Re: Don't Die
« Reply #20 on: December 29, 2011, 12:54:08 pm »

Quickly retrieve arms from across the pit.
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Re: Don't Die
« Reply #21 on: December 29, 2011, 12:56:51 pm »

>jump the pit.
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Re: Don't Die
« Reply #22 on: December 29, 2011, 12:57:05 pm »

Use your imagination. Imagine a bridge into existence.
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Re: Don't Die
« Reply #23 on: December 29, 2011, 12:57:50 pm »

Turn that frown upside down, be happy and cross DAT PIT.
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Re: Don't Die
« Reply #24 on: December 29, 2011, 01:02:12 pm »

Do you have tentacles or other manipulating appendages?
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Re: Don't Die
« Reply #25 on: December 29, 2011, 01:27:06 pm »




Walk through the fourth wall.

Just fucking jump the pit.

Use your imagination. Imagine a bridge into existence.
Do you have tentacles or other manipulating appendages?


Don't die.
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monk12

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Re: Don't Die
« Reply #26 on: December 29, 2011, 01:27:57 pm »

Proceed East. Don't die.

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Re: Don't Die
« Reply #27 on: December 29, 2011, 01:36:24 pm »

Walk to your right, not the third person viewpoint right perceived by us, the viewers, but the first person viewpoint right. Continue until you are no longer able.
« Last Edit: December 29, 2011, 01:49:40 pm by Demonic Spoon »
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monk12

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Re: Don't Die
« Reply #28 on: December 29, 2011, 01:45:00 pm »

Nuts to that, we shall impose our will upon this landscape! That direction is East, relative direction of the Earth's rotation notwithstanding!

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Re: Don't Die
« Reply #29 on: December 29, 2011, 01:46:06 pm »

Follow Demonic Spoons directions, but if this leads to a cliff, do NOT walk off it.

In fact, as a general rule, avoid walking off cliffs or into walls unless explicitly told to do so.
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