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Hitty40

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You are a crude stick drawing.
« on: December 28, 2011, 09:51:10 pm »


Yea, that's you. What else do you want? A name, maybe? A personality? Goddamn, make up your mind!
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Re: You are a crude stick drawing.
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2011, 09:52:39 pm »
We are Jaktal.

We are a Psiwizard Pirate of Discord.

We are motivated by vengeance and self hate, and conflicting senses of morality.
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[Dsarker is] a good for nothing troll.
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Re: You are a crude stick drawing.
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2011, 09:52:46 pm »
Your name is Oblong the Cornerless. You are not an edgy person.
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Re: You are a crude stick drawing.
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2011, 10:12:44 pm »


Oh yeah! Your name is Jaktal. In Dwarfs&Catacombs you play as a Psiwizard Pirate of Discord, and sometimes playing of bit too much of D&C can make you be motivated by vengence, self hate for not protecting the rest of your party, and even conflicting sense of morality.

Your nickname is Oblong the Cornerless. Your friends came up with it, and while they won't tell you the exact truth, it must relate to your character's death by an Oblong, then punching one of your party members who had a triangle head that was laughing at you. That also adds to the fact you don't have many friends with edges, such as triangles.

Guess it's one of those days where you forget things you knew over your whole life.





Anyways, it's 7:00 o'clock in the morning, the sun is shining behind some clouds, there's a light sprinkle outside too. Looks like you may have to stay in all day. So, Jaktal, what now?
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Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: You are a crude stick drawing.
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2011, 10:27:06 pm »
Hole up in the house, permanently.
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Re: You are a crude stick drawing.
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2011, 10:27:20 pm »
Get some booze.
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Re: You are a crude stick drawing.
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2011, 10:27:58 pm »
Eat the clouds with the help of your pony friends.


Also, use your Psiwizard Pirate of Discord powers to turn the clouds into cotton candy first.
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[Dsarker is] a good for nothing troll.
You do not convince me. You rationalize your actions and because the result is favorable you become right.
"There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it was one of my goats."

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Re: You are a crude stick drawing.
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2011, 10:29:20 pm »
Clouds made of alcohol droplets.
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Re: You are a crude stick drawing.
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2011, 10:39:00 pm »


Yep, it's definitely raining outside, but you wonder why the clouds are brown. Even the rain.
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Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: You are a crude stick drawing.
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2011, 10:40:10 pm »
Drink the clouds.
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[Dsarker is] a good for nothing troll.
You do not convince me. You rationalize your actions and because the result is favorable you become right.
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Re: You are a crude stick drawing.
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2011, 10:45:57 pm »
Your prayers have been answered!

Crash through the window with mouth toward the sky wide open!
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Re: You are a crude stick drawing.
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2011, 10:48:53 pm »
... You know what else is brown?  :o
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Re: You are a crude stick drawing.
« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2011, 10:52:17 pm »
Quote from: Azthor on December 28, 2011, 10:48:53 pm
... You know what else is brown?  :o
That is a risk that must be taken!
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Re: You are a crude stick drawing.
« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2011, 10:54:58 pm »
Quote from: SHAD0Wdump on December 28, 2011, 10:52:17 pm
Quote from: Azthor on December 28, 2011, 10:48:53 pm
... You know what else is brown?  :o
That is a risk that must be taken!

For great dizziness!
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Re: You are a crude stick drawing.
« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2011, 10:56:39 pm »


The beer gods have answered your prayers, and you jump out your window!



Oh. That doesn't look too good.
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.
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