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[freeformschooler]

Waluigi: Serve up some tennis beatdowns to Koopabot Blue! (Serve's Up)
Wario: Hit Koopsbot Blue with your bat!

+4

WARIO and WALUIGI prepare to lay the smack down on KOOPABOT BLUE, but they and the opposing side are distracted by a MOTHERCHUMPING ART SHIFT and SUDDEN FORUM GAME REVIVAL!

Please re-enter your desired pair of actions.

>_

Spoiler: Waluigi (click to show/hide)

Waluigi
Level: 4 [0/80]
Waluigi Points: <3<3<3<3<3<3 (10/10)
PhiWAAAHsophy Points: <3<3<3<3<3 (12/12)
Items: Royal Treasury Key, Tennis WAHcket
Traits: Waluigi Brother, 'Stache-based Ideology
Abilities: PhiWAAAHsophical Monologue, Serve's Up, Waluigi Loves Causing Pain

Spoiler: Wario (click to show/hide)

Wario
Level: 4 [0/80]
Wario Points: <3<3<3<3<3<3 (14/14)
Slob Points: <3<3<3<3<3 (12/12)
Items: War Bat
Traits: Waluigi Brother, Multi-layered Fat, Beans for Breakfast
Abilities: Fiery Flatulence, Profitable Business

[Spinal_Taper]

Waluigi: Serve up some tennis beatdowns to Koopabot Blue! (Serve's Up)
Wario: Hit Koopsbot Blue with your bat!

+4

[Weirdsound]

Waluigi: Serve up some tennis beatdowns to Koopabot Blue! (Serve's Up)
Wario: Hit Koopsbot Blue with your bat!

+4

+5 Combo!

[Frontestro]

Waluigi: Serve up some tennis beatdowns to Koopabot Blue! (Serve's Up)
Wario: Hit Koopsbot Blue with your bat!

+4

+5 Combo!

+6 Here we go!

[freeformschooler]

+6 Here we go!

WALUIGI prepares to SERVE UP some KOOPA SOUFFLE, but his concentration is totally broken when WARIO starts rushing towards KOOPABAT BLUE at UNEXPECTED SPEED. WARIO smacks the bot on the head, dealing SIX points of damage and beating it up pretty badly!

The BOTS retaliate, instantly retreating into their MECHANICAL SHELLS and ROCKETING FORWARD by the raw power of MAGIC. On their own, KOOPABOT RED and KOOPABOT BLUE do little damage, by their combined power takes away FIVE of WARIO's WARIO POINTS!

>_

Spoiler: Waluigi (click to show/hide)

Waluigi
Level: 4 [0/80]
Waluigi Points: <3<3<3<3<3<3 (10/10)
PhiWAAAHsophy Points: <3<3<3<3<3 (12/12)
Items: Royal Treasury Key, Tennis WAHcket
Traits: Waluigi Brother, 'Stache-based Ideology
Abilities: PhiWAAAHsophical Monologue, Serve's Up, Waluigi Loves Causing Pain

Spoiler: Wario (click to show/hide)

Wario
Level: 4 [0/80]
Wario Points: <3<3<3<3< (9/14)
Slob Points: <3<3<3<3<3 (12/12)
Items: War Bat
Traits: Waluigi Brother, Multi-layered Fat, Beans for Breakfast
Abilities: Fiery Flatulence, Profitable Business

[Frontestro]

Waluigi > PhiWAAAHsophical Monologue
Wario > Profitable Business

Focus Blue MechaKoopa

[Blade Master Model 42]

PhiWAAAHsophical Monologue and Fiery Flatulence against Blue.

[monk12]

PhiWAAAHsophical Monologue and Fiery Flatulence against Blue.

+1

And huzzah this thread lives!

[freeformschooler]

sorry guys I got distracted

PhiWAAAHsophical Monologue and Fiery Flatulence against Blue.

+1

And huzzah this thread lives!

WARIO expels three helpings of SOUTHERN FRIED POVERTY BEANS (also known as WARIO POINTS) and jets into the air from the FLAMMABLE FLATULATIONS. Hovering just over KOOPABOT BLUE, he manages to deal NINE DAMAGE to the hapless doll. The foe shatters like some sort of POORLY ANIMATED PUZZLE and WARIO loops around to the other side of the screen, crashing down beside WALUIGI.

WALUIGI follows up against KOOPABOT BLUE'S BRETHEREN by shouting a PASSIONATE MONOLOGUE about the crimes of ROYALTY against the PEASANTS BELOW THEM! More specifically, about how it makes NO SENSE to make ROYAL TREASURY GUARDS go through the same dumb puzzles WALUIGI solved in the Flash every time they want to do their job! Are the King and Queen insane!? Probably not more than WALUIGI!

KOOPABOT RED is stunned. He takes SIX DAMAGE from WALUIGI's incredibly solid WALOGIC.

Spoiler: Waluigi (click to show/hide)

Waluigi
Level: 4 [0/80]
Waluigi Points: <3<3<3<3<3 (10/10)
PhiWAAAHsophy Points: <3<3<3<3< (9/12)
Items: Royal Treasury Key, Tennis WAHcket
Traits: Waluigi Brother, 'Stache-based Ideology
Abilities: PhiWAAAHsophical Monologue, Serve's Up, Waluigi Loves Causing Pain

Spoiler: Wario (click to show/hide)

Wario
Level: 4 [0/80]
Wario Points: <3<3<3<3< (9/14)
Slob Points: <3<3<3<3< (9/12)
Items: War Bat
Traits: Waluigi Brother, Multi-layered Fat, Beans for Breakfast
Abilities: Fiery Flatulence, Profitable Business

[Spinal_Taper]

Waluigi just smacks him with the wahcket, Wario smashes with the bat.

[monk12]

Waluigi just smacks him with the wahcket, Wario smashes with the bat.

Smashy Smashy!

[Blade Master Model 42]

Waluigi just smacks him with the wahcket, Wario smashes with the bat.

Smashy Smashy!

+1

[freeformschooler]

((Off-topic: these pictures are getting way too elaborate and large. imgur.com actually told me one of them was over 2MB so I couldn't upload it! I think after this section in the story (and the relevant Flash if I do one) I'm going to tone it down a bit.))

[Yoink]

Wario's face during that monologue.

Pure hilarity.

[freeformschooler]

Waluigi just smacks him with the wahcket, Wario smashes with the bat.

Smashy Smashy!

+1

WARIO uses his newfound ability to loop around the other side of the screen like PAC-MAN and comes up behind KOOPABOT RED, hitting him/it for a measly TWO DAMAGE. WALUIGI, on the other hand, suffers from a MOMENTARY LAPSE OF JUDGEMENT and WAHCKETS so hard that he ends up defying gravity. Unfortunately, GRAVITY is a bitch when you defy her and he does no damage.

KOOPABOT RED attempts to out-fail WALUIGI, but he/it does not have the ability to look that ridiculous when flipped upside down by an image editing program. Instead he/it just spins around upside down in its shell. Uselessly.

KOOPABOT RED has failed its creator. It takes FOUR POINTS of SHAME DAMAGE.

Spoiler: Waluigi (click to show/hide)

Waluigi
Level: 4 [0/80]
Waluigi Points: <3<3<3<3<3 (10/10)
PhiWAAAHsophy Points: <3<3<3<3< (9/12)
Items: Royal Treasury Key, Tennis WAHcket
Traits: Waluigi Brother, 'Stache-based Ideology
Abilities: PhiWAAAHsophical Monologue, Serve's Up, Waluigi Loves Causing Pain

Spoiler: Wario (click to show/hide)

Wario
Level: 4 [0/80]
Wario Points: <3<3<3<3< (9/14)
Slob Points: <3<3<3<3< (9/12)
Items: War Bat
Traits: Waluigi Brother, Multi-layered Fat, Beans for Breakfast
Abilities: Fiery Flatulence, Profitable Business