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[Chink]

Bump.

[freeformschooler]

Postponed until I get back from my trip. I'm leaving the day after tomorrow.

[freeformschooler]

>Proceed down hall.

Waluigi and Wario head down the hall. The door they could see at the end seems to be closed with no obvious way of opening it. Nearby, two other doors with rotating mechanisms on them stand tall next to a note pinned to the wall.

Spoiler: Waluigi (click to show/hide)

Waluigi
Level: 4 [0/80]
Waluigi Points: <3<3<3<3<3<3 (10/10)
PhiWAAAHsophy Points: <3<3<3<3<3 (12/12)
Items: Royal Treasury Key, Tennis WAHcket
Traits: Waluigi Brother, 'Stache-based Ideology
Abilities: PhiWAAAHsophical Monologue, Serve's Up, Waluigi Loves Causing Pain

Spoiler: Wario (click to show/hide)

Wario
Level: 4 [0/80]
Wario Points: <3<3<3<3<3<3 (14/14)
Slob Points: <3<3<3<3<3 (12/12)
Items: War Bat
Traits: Waluigi Brother, Multi-layered Fat, Beans for Breakfast
Abilities: Fiery Flatulence, Profitable Business

[LordSlowpoke]

Insert note into rotating mechanisms.

[Taricus]

Insert note into rotating mechanisms.

Read note before doing this.

[freeformschooler]

Insert note into rotating mechanisms.

Read note before doing this.

Briefly considering using the note as a brute force solution to some kind of lame puzzle, Waluigi instead gets a better idea and reads the note. It says:

"All treasury guard members must participate in daily training
before heading through central entryway.
Left door: puzzle room
Right door: boss rush room
Thank you for your continued diligence.
-Sarah"

Spoiler: Waluigi (click to show/hide)

Waluigi
Level: 4 [0/80]
Waluigi Points: <3<3<3<3<3<3 (10/10)
PhiWAAAHsophy Points: <3<3<3<3<3 (12/12)
Items: Royal Treasury Key, Tennis WAHcket
Traits: Waluigi Brother, 'Stache-based Ideology
Abilities: PhiWAAAHsophical Monologue, Serve's Up, Waluigi Loves Causing Pain

Spoiler: Wario (click to show/hide)

Wario
Level: 4 [0/80]
Wario Points: <3<3<3<3<3<3 (14/14)
Slob Points: <3<3<3<3<3 (12/12)
Items: War Bat
Traits: Waluigi Brother, Multi-layered Fat, Beans for Breakfast
Abilities: Fiery Flatulence, Profitable Business

[Taricus]

Head into the right door.

[Weirdsound]

Bosses must be puny if the Toads are expected to beat them

[FuzzyZergling]

Yes yes, the boss rush should be much easier.
Mainly because I have little faith in the W Bros. puzzle-solving abilities.

[freeformschooler]

Yes yes, the boss rush should be much easier.
Mainly because I have little faith in the W Bros. puzzle-solving abilities.

Head into the right door.

As the Waluigi Brothers enter the BOSS RUSH ROOM, a red symbol lights up on the wall, possibly indicating that the first of three battles is about to start.



Two Koopas that look a bit off walk up to the brothers from a distance. The blue-shelled one begins speaking.

"HELLO TREASURY GUARD OF TODAY. AS REQUIRED OF THE FIRST SET OF MAGICALLY-ANIMATED TRAINING DUMMIES, WE WILL NOW INFORM YOU OF THE RULES OF THIS EXERCISE."

The red one then speaks up. "THERE WILL BE THREE BATTLES, AND HEALING ITEMS WILL BE PROVIDED AFTER EACH ONE. IF YOU DIE AT AND POINT IN THE BOSS RUSH, IT'S UNLIKELY YOU'RE FIT TO GUARD THE TREASURY VAULT. YOUR BODY WILL BE COLLECTED BY OTHER GUARDS FOLLOWING THE EXERCISE."

"WE, KOOPABOT RED AND KOOPABOT BLUE, WILL BE YOUR FIRST OPPONENTS. DUE TO BUDGETARY CONSTRAINTS, WE ARE NOT EQUIPPED WITH WINGS OR TRIANGULAR SHADES. TO MAKE UP FOR THIS, WE WILL SPEND THE ENTIRE BATTLE GIVING YOU THE FINGER GUN."

"THE FIRST EXERCISE STARTS... NOW!"

Spoiler: Waluigi (click to show/hide)

Waluigi
Level: 4 [0/80]
Waluigi Points: <3<3<3<3<3<3 (10/10)
PhiWAAAHsophy Points: <3<3<3<3<3 (12/12)
Items: Royal Treasury Key, Tennis WAHcket
Traits: Waluigi Brother, 'Stache-based Ideology
Abilities: PhiWAAAHsophical Monologue, Serve's Up, Waluigi Loves Causing Pain

Spoiler: Wario (click to show/hide)

Wario
Level: 4 [0/80]
Wario Points: <3<3<3<3<3<3 (14/14)
Slob Points: <3<3<3<3<3 (12/12)
Items: War Bat
Traits: Waluigi Brother, Multi-layered Fat, Beans for Breakfast
Abilities: Fiery Flatulence, Profitable Business

[FuzzyZergling]

Waluigi: Serve up some tennis beatdowns to Koopabot Blue! (Serve's Up)
Wario: Hit Koopsbot Blue with your bat!

[monk12]

Waluigi: Serve up some tennis beatdowns to Koopabot Blue! (Serve's Up)
Wario: Hit Koopsbot Blue with your bat!

+1

[Chink]

Waluigi: Serve up some tennis beatdowns to Koopabot Blue! (Serve's Up)
Wario: Hit Koopsbot Blue with your bat!

+1

+1

[applesauce machine]

Waluigi: Serve up some tennis beatdowns to Koopabot Blue! (Serve's Up)
Wario: Hit Koopsbot Blue with your bat!

+3

[Tiruin]

Waluigi: Serve up some tennis beatdowns to Koopabot Blue! (Serve's Up)
Wario: Hit Koopsbot Blue with your bat!

+4