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[freeformschooler]

And you don't have any infinite power star weapons.

[King_of_the_weasels]

Power stars really aren't that rare.  and you only find them when the level designers expect you to need them.

[Darvi]

You don't know what kind of GM FFS is then.

[Taricus]

This isn't the video games boy.

Ninja'd by Darvi.

[King_of_the_weasels]

You don't know what kind of GM FFS is then.

He just killed link, right after giving us a star, which we didn't use.  I think he's playing it straight.

[LordSlowpoke]

>Luigi: Use the power of the Golden Star to become the Golden Star.

No way this could possibly go wrong, guys.

[King_of_the_weasels]

>Luigi: Use the power of the Golden Star to become the Golden Star.

No way this could possibly go wrong, guys.

Luigi use the star to become, Super SONIC!

[freeformschooler]

I have no control over the dice rolls. I decide the target before I make them.


>Luigi: Exit the cave, and look for a town.



A hop and a skip later, Luigi finds himself outside the dark cave and on a bridge. The bridge, dotted with a few small buildings, lies next to a rushing waterfall. Various cliffs and peaks can be seen beyond the bridge in the overly bright sun.

A villager greets Luigi. "Oh, greetings! A visitor! How fare you?"


Luigi
Level: 3 [15/40]
Luigi Points: <3<3<3<3<3< (11/11)
Fire Points: <3<3<3< (7/11)
Items: Golden Star, Link's Corpse
Traits: Mario Brother, Mustache Power, Value of Friendship
Abilities: Fireball, Luigi Inferno

[Darvi]

You don't know what kind of GM FFS is then.

He just killed link, right after giving us a star, which we didn't use.  I think he's playing it straight.

Ohnonono. See, we had two choices.

a) Fight the goombas normally and risk serisously get hurt (which we did), or
b) Overpower them with the star and get TPK'd at the next boss because we weren't hoarding our powerups like squirrels.

>Luigi: Use the power of the Golden Star to become the Golden Star.

No way this could possibly go wrong, guys.

Luigi use the star to become, Super SONIC!

So vetoed.

Sell Link for a modest sum.

[freeformschooler]

>Sell Link for a modest sum.



Luigi lays out Link's dead body on the side of the bridge and asks what the villager would like to buy it for. The villager is horrified.

"Ai-ai-ai! A dead traveler! Woe unto him! But this can be reversed. Come inside to my family, would you?"


Luigi
Level: 3 [15/40]
Luigi Points: <3<3<3<3<3< (11/11)
Fire Points: <3<3<3< (7/11)
Items: Golden Star, Link's Corpse
Traits: Mario Brother, Mustache Power, Value of Friendship
Abilities: Fireball, Luigi Inferno

[Weirdsound]

Go inside and meet the green things family.

[cerapa]

Go into the obvious trap.

They want our kidneys.

[Trapezohedron]

Go inside and get "healed" ala Zelda 2, if you know what I mean.

[Darvi]

They are cacti (or is that racist?), I think that's a bad idea.

[Nega]

Go inside and get "healed" ala Zelda 2, if you know what I mean.

EDIT: Also, i'm just saying, if we ever encounter a Unicorn in our travels, we must make it cry and take it's tears. IT'S MAGIC!