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[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Use fountain as urinal. It's been a while since you went to pee.

[Yoink]

>Implement 'bladder points' as new mechanic.

Use fountain as urinal. It's been a while since you went to pee.

And then this, of course.

[Taricus]

Luigi: Drink from fountain.
Link: Throw sword in fountain, then drink as well.

[freeformschooler]

>Luigi: Drink from fountain.



Luigi drinks from the fountain by angling its spray into his mouth. Delicious. He restores all his LP and all his MP.

>Luigi: Uproot the entire fountain and see if that covers the fat guy's fee.
>Link: Recognize Fairy Fountain when you see one.



Even with his MUSTACHE POINTS, Luigi is still not Mario. He gives it a little tug and realizes that it would take massive strength to uproot the fountain.

Link knows this isn't a Fairy Fountain. A Fairy Fountain would be much larger, and probably in a cave somewhere instead of out in the open.

>Fill the chest with water. Pretend the chest is filled with gold. You know what to do with it.



The party left the chest thataway. Luigi was getting tired of hauling it around.


Luigi
Level: 2 [15/20]
Luigi Points: <3<3<3<3<3<3 (12/12)
Mustache Points: <3<3<3<3<3<3 (12/12)
Items:
Traits: Mario Brother, Mustache Power, Value of Friendship

Link
Level: 2 [15/20]
Hearts: <3<3<3 (6/6)
Items: Deku Shield, Wooden Sword, Bomb Bag (2 bombs)
Traits: Item Finder, The Fair Folk

[FuzzyZergling]

>Continue west.

[Roboboy33]

Dunk links face in the fountain, then head west.

[Mysteriousbluepuppet]

Realize its the Fountain of Dream, and that Kirby (canonic height 8 inches) Is saying hello.

[Ultimuh]

Realize its the Fountain of Dream, and that Kirby (canonic height 8 inches) Is saying hello.

The fiuntain of dreams is kinda bigger than that, and got a star ornament on it.
I think?

[Weirdsound]

Realize its the Fountain of Dream, and that Kirby (canonic height 8 inches) Is saying hello.

The fiuntain of dreams is kinda bigger than that, and got a star ornament on it.
I think?

OMG Realize that somebody stole the star from the Fountain of Dreams, and that said star must then be a plot item worth questing for!

[monk12]

Abandon the trail, let's go south!

[Blade Master Model 42]

Investigate to the South.

[freeformschooler]

>Investigate to the South.



There is no trail leading to the south, it's just a sheer cliff. Luigi looks off it and notices that there's a large mountain in the distance. He gets the feeling that, despite the lighting, it isn't actually purple.

>Continue west.



Somehow, the team ends up back where they started.

"Nyeck nyeck! Now you're really lost! There's no way to the Beanbean Kingdom except through me or off a sheer cliff. You're stuck, so you might as well pay up!"


Luigi
Level: 2 [15/20]
Luigi Points: <3<3<3<3<3<3 (12/12)
Mustache Points: <3<3<3<3<3<3 (12/12)
Items:
Traits: Mario Brother, Mustache Power, Value of Friendship

Link
Level: 2 [15/20]
Hearts: <3<3<3 (6/6)
Items: Deku Shield, Wooden Sword, Bomb Bag (2 bombs)
Traits: Item Finder, The Fair Folk

[King_of_the_weasels]

Luigi: Politely tell the big dumb ugly fatass in front of you, that you don't want to go to the crappy stupid bean bean kingdom, cause it's full of morons and uggos, but you know politely.

[Taricus]

>Luigi: Stop that fat... Thing.
>Link: Shove lit bomb into things mouth once Luigi stomps it.

[Darvi]

Jump off the cliff. The laws of narrativum say that there must be something down there catching your fall.