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[ShoesandHats]

Who cares? We're still one smooth, handsome plumber.

>Seduce (as in 'seduce', not 'befriend') Prince/b]

[Hubris Incalculable]

Wordlessly show the prince link's corpse.

[Weirdsound]

Wordlessly show the prince link's corpse.

This

[Taricus]

Wordlessly show the prince link's corpse.

This

Also seconding thisa, but no seduction. We don't need that shitstorm right now...

[Darvi]

Ask the dry Bone for its name while introducing yourself to the prince. Where are your manners?

[Blade Master Model 42]

Wordlessly show the prince link's corpse.

This

Also seconding thisa, but no seduction. We don't need that shitstorm right now...

nthing this.

[Sensei]

Oh we definitely need that shitstorm.

[Darvi]

Yeah there's nothing you can do to prevent this bossfight anyway.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Wordlessly show the prince link's corpse.

This

Also seconding thisa, but no seduction. We don't need that shitstorm right now...

No seducing, But maybe a friendly hug?
Hug the prince.

[Tiruin]

Ask the dry Bone for its name while introducing yourself to the prince. Where are your manners?

Wordlessly show the prince link's corpse.

This

Also seconding thisa, but no seduction. We don't need that shitstorm right now...

[Yoink]

I dun' trust 'im. All in favour of setting fire to his 'herbs' and then siccing the zombie on him, raise ye hands!

[Hubris Incalculable]

I dun' trust 'im. All in favour of setting fire to his 'herbs' and then siccing the zombie on him, raise ye hands!

No hands for you.

[freeformschooler]

>Wordlessly show the prince link's corpse.



"Ah, yes. The ultimate fate of all adventurers." Peasly picks another herb and studies Link's body from head to toe. "If you give me a few minutes, I'll administer the Miracle Herbs. One is all that's needed, but it can't hurt to be safe."

A mechanical whirring sound bursts forth from the sky above. Luigi and Dry Bones look up as the prince administers the herbs to link.

"Hey, what's all the racket-"

==>




As fire spews from the bottom of its white suit, the murderous being from the General Store rockets down to the mountain top. Its feet hit the ground with a clank, and Link's treatment is halted.

"PRINCE BEANBEAN THE FIRST, I AM SIGMA ZERO ZERO FOUR FROM THE TOWER OF HEAVEN. THE KING AND QUEEN OF THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM HAVE SENT ME HERE TO COLLECT YOU."

Prince Peasly waves his right hand nonchalantly. "Collect me? What could they possibly need me for? The border is closed, and sending a - whatever you are - could be considered an act of war."

"THE TOADS HAVE TURNED REBELLIOUS. WE NEED THE GLACIER STAR TO SMITE THEM DOWN. REVEAL ITS LOCATION OR YOU WILL BE IMPRISONED." The being waves it shooting arm at Peasly.

Dry Bones notices that there's something up. "Okay, Toads? Have you flipped your whirring lid? Toads have lived peacefully with humans for hundreds of years!"

Prince Peasly reaches for his sword. "Oh, my... I know what's going on..."

==>



Luigi steps forward and raises his arms in a pitiful attempt to defend Peasly.

"STEP AWAY FROM THE PRINCE OR BE TERMINATED. THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING, MEDDLER."


Luigi
Level: 4 [20/80]
Luigi Points: <3<3< (5/11)
Mustache Points: <3<3<3<3<3 (10/12)
Items: Golden Star, Link's Corpse, Empty Bottle
Traits: Mario Brother, Mustache Power, Value of Friendship, Double Jump
Abilities: Inner Flame

Dry Bones
Level: 3 [0/40]
Health Points: <3<3<3<3<3 (10/10)
Necromancer Points: <3 (2/6)
Minions: 1/1
Items: Bone Spear
Traits: Undead
Abilities: Necromancy, Shadow Bolt, Necromantic Drain

Zombie Rex
Health Points: <3<3<3<3<3 (10/10)
Items:
Traits: Undead, Mindless Minion

[Weirdsound]

You don't have enough health to stop that thing. Pop the Star!

[Taricus]

Agreed. THIS is why we saved the star up. Time to chew fungi and kick arse. And there's no fungi here