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[LARD]

(Interesting thread, keep it going)
gender: Male
age: 16
race: Caucasian (Canada)
profession: Paperboy
Social class: Middle
Preferred sock colour: as long as they don't match it's fine.
favourite way to kill a goblin: Military training

[weenog]

gender: male
age: 31
race: several
profession: trained as a CNA, an electrician, and a few other things, but currently unemployed
social class: lower
perferred sock color: don't care
favorite way to kill a goblin: thoroughly... method doesn't matter as long as he ends up in a dozen or more pieces

[Xenos]

gender: Male
age: 20
race: White
profession: Mortgage Pre-Approval Specialist (I'm the loan officer's bitch!)
social class: Middle
perferred sock color: White
favorite way to kill a goblin: 30 story falls and/or magma.

[Eric Blank]

Well i can already say that it's a different demographic than most of the internet, what with DF being the kind of game it is.

Gender: Male
Age: 19
Race: Caucasian
Profession: Studying geology at university
Social class: Middle
Perferred sock color: Gray
Favorite way to kill a goblin: Angry axelord

Damnit, Shook, stop being my alternate personality!

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Gender: Male
Age: 19
Race: Caucasian
Profession: Studying geology at university
Social class: Middle
Perferred sock color: Gray
Favorite way to kill a goblin: dodge-pit traps and magma, then the occasional berserk axelord

[Broken]

Gender: Male
Age: 22
Race: Caucasian
Profession: Studying medicineat university
Social class: Upper middle
Perferred sock color: anything avaliable
Favorite way to kill a goblin: strangled with his own zombified arm.

[crazyjake56]

gender:Male
age: 14
race: Black
profession: Formerly middle school
social class: Lower middle class
perferred sock color: Black
favorite way to kill a goblin: Spear to the face.

[Shook]

Damnit, Shook, stop being my alternate personality!

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Gender: Male
Age: 19
Race: Caucasian
Profession: Studying geology at university
Social class: Middle
Perferred sock color: Gray
Favorite way to kill a goblin: dodge-pit traps and magma, then the occasional berserk axelord

AHA

We have passed my birthday since then, i am now 20 years old! D'OHOHOHO! ... So wait, you're a fellow geodude? Awesome! Now if only you were studying at Aarhus University, then we could booze it up on fridays.

[Corai]

gender: Male
age: 14
race: British/german/irish
profession: Student
social class: Middle
perferred sock color: White
favorite way to kill a goblin: Quickly. Mostly with a painless decapitation.

[spook54321]

Might as well get in on this action

Gender - Male
Age - 23
Race - Human/White
Profession - Cashier/Student studying Network Administration (Because I'm original )
Social Class - Friggin' Poor
Preferred Sock Color - Not Crusty
Favorite Way to Kill a Goblin - Hitting it with a bit of pointy metal until it gives up and stabs itself in the eye

[Die Nacht]

Gender: Male
Age: 23
Race: Human/Dominican
Profession: QA Engineer
Social Class: poor
Socks: white. Just because that is all I have. And black socks make my feet hot!
Favorite way to kill a goblin: Grab 20 axes (because you can in this game) and just dig each one, one by one, into his head!

I actually did that once. I decided to play adv as an Axe warrior. So I picked up all the axes I could and then, in fights, I would just go through them: slash, *axe is stuck*, another one, slash, *axe is stuck*, another, slash, *axe is stuck*, another, .......................

[Eric Blank]

Damnit, Shook, stop being my alternate personality!

AHA

We have passed my birthday since then, i am now 20 years old! D'OHOHOHO! ... So wait, you're a fellow geodude? Awesome! Now if only you were studying at Aarhus University, then we could booze it up on fridays.

Ah. I neglected to review the date, then. I was 18 at the time you posted. Oops. I don't drink, though. Tastes like vomit in a bottle, every alcoholic beverage I've ever tried. And of course I have no idea where Aarhus is.

Oh well. I thought it was humorous when I posted.

[Starver]

I wouldn't be susprised if there aren't some drinks that are basically VIAB.  You may just have been unlucky.  (OTOH, if you consider a nice Glenmorangie to be this way, you're just plain weird, I tell ye!)

I've been to Aarhus.  (It would have been 25-30 years ago, so no chance that I met up with Shook, even if he went to University in the city he was born in... )  Not a patch on Billund, but that's mainly because Billund had Legoland.  (Still has, but at that time it was the only one in the entire world!)  And while I wasn't all that young, at the time, I was certainly young enough to appreciate it.


[edit: I wonder if it's worth pointing out that the English Wiki page for Billund is headed with a banner crying out for translations from the Danish Wiki page.  Which looks much nicer.  I also find it interesting that when going to the indicated Google-translated Dansk->English version of the Danish page, it seems to have replaced most instances of the name "Billund" (that aren't associated with the words "Municipality" or "Airport", or of an archaic spelling) with the name "London"...  Strangeness such as "London is a city in the South with 6,139 inhabitants.", right from the off...  Anyway, never mind me.  But perhaps at least Shook has the capability of proffering said manual translation/transferal, on the en.wikipedia page?  My Danish is virtually non-existent, right now.  I can ask for mashed potatoes.  I also remember having Pif Paf Puf for breakfast. ]

[Hanslanda]

gender: Male
age: 20 for now
race: Caucasian 'Murrican
profession: Produce Employee (Food hauler)
social class: Slave/Indentured Servant
perferred sock color: Black, or red with the blood of my enemies
favorite way to kill a goblin: Drug overdose. Failing that, cage trap + long drop sudden stop.

[misko27]

Gender: Male
Age: 15
Race: Caucasian, specifically Slavic.
Profssion: Part time Street Tourist trap ("Oh look at the pretty numbers!"), Part-time errand boy, mostly full-time student
social class: Plebian/Bottom
Preferred sock color: Tricky, but, white.
Favorite way to kill a goblin: Tie. Looooong fall, folowed by torn apart by Trap. or Torn apart by trained dogs and bears.

[Stormrage]

gender:Male
age:20
race:Caucasian
profession: Physics Student/Active Duty Soldier
social class: Upper Middle
perferred sock color: black, gray, dark blue
favorite way to kill a goblin: Tame Dragonfire