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[[5th]Lupin]

Gender: Male
Age: 22
Race: Caucasian
Profession: Plastics, manufacturing, and everything that entails.
Social class: Lower (soon to be lower-lower at this rate)
Perferred sock color: Black
Favorite way to kill a goblin: An obscene amount of swordsmen.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Didn't we have a thread like this a couple months ago?

We have a thread along these lines every month.

[Muffindog]

gender: male
age: 18
race: white
profession: high school student, next year will be majoring German linguistics
social class: middle
preferred sock color: black
favorite way to kill a goblin: a corridor full of traps in the middle of a pit. Should they dodge, they'll fall into the pit. If they survive the fall, they make excellent training dummies for my militia dwarves.

[Gatleos]

gender: Male
age: 19
race: Blindingly White
profession: CS Major
social class: Middle
preferred sock color: Argyle (I'm disappointed in the lack of argyle enthusiasts here!)
favorite way to kill a goblin: Drop 40 z-levels onto an engraved pillar surrounded by a sea of magma and a ring of masterwork statues.

Didn't we have a thread like this a couple months ago?

We have a thread along these lines every month.

This is the first one I remember going anywhere, however.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

This is the first one I remember going anywhere, however.

That's because they're usually just gender polls. This one is rather better than that.

[Tcei]

gender: Female
age: 27
race: white
profession: Stockmonkey
social class: Middle
preferred sock color: Blue
favorite way to kill a goblin: Balista

[Mr Frog]

Gender: Male
Age: 18
Race: Pasty
Profession: Slacker, Student (part-time)
Class: Middle
Preferred Gobbocide: Automatic drowning trap

[Vorthon]

gender: Male
age: 18
race: Caucasian
profession: High School Student
social class: Lower-Lower Middle
preferred sock color: Sock. (Honestly, I don't really give a shit as long they keep my feet warm)
favorite way to kill a goblin: Arena fights with an obscene number of trained animals.

[varnish]

Oh information

Gender: Male?
age: 26
race: mind your own business.
profession: dishwasher/delivery driver/person
class: poor
socks: warm
goblins: caged
where: Around the great lakes

hooray

[proxn_punkd]

gender: Female
age: 23
race: Mars Clan of Prox white
profession: Expert College Student, Adequate Unemployed, Dabbling Department Store Janitor
social class: Middle-ish
perferred sock color: Tacky, though I don't like silk too much
favorite way to kill a goblin: Weapon trap loaded with serrated green glass disc x5 for maximum greasy goblin gibs (a cat is fine, too)

[KillerClowns]

gender: male
age: 22
race: white as mayo
profession: C# programmer
social class: upper-middle
perferred sock color: white as mayo
favorite way to kill a goblin: death tower for maximum hilarious splatter

[DrKillPatient]

Gender: Male
Age: 16
Race: Caucasian. Quite a lot paler than the average.
Profession: High school student, seeking a career in some sort of computer science
Social class: Upper Middle
Perferred sock color: All my current socks are black, although my preference has never been based on color (eg, !!socks!! of any color are unfavorable, whereas comfortable socks of any color are quite alright). I suppose I prefer darker colors in general, though.
Favorite way to kill a goblin: A small squad of very well-trained soldiers, generally hammerdwarves

(hmm, why did I put the most thought into the "sock color" category?!)

[dyllionaire]

Gender: Male
Age: 17
Race: Caucasian
Profession: Student/Grocery Clerk (in rehab currently though)
Social Class: Upper Middle
Preferred sock color: Elf-blood red
Favorite way to kill a goblin: Dodging traps straight into HFS

[C27]

Gender: Male
Age: 29
Race: Mongrel, mostly Celtic
Profession: Commerce operations (I move boxes)
Social class: Downtrodden Proletariat
Preferred sock color: Black
Favorite way to kill a goblin: Syndrome hacks, such as smoke from burning uranium bars, or phosgene/mustard gas.

[Kamamura]

gender: Male
age: 67
race: yellow, with bluish tint
profession: Criminal Mastermind
social class: Secret society member
preferred sock color: Black
favorite way to kill a goblin: I have hnechmen to do that