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[Starver]

Ten pages, and still no argyle enthusiasts. I feel betrayed...

Plymouth's football club or sweater patterns?

[inEQUALITY]

Ten pages, and still no argyle enthusiasts. I feel betrayed...

Argyle... Steve Argyle, perhaps? 

[Zaerosz]

gender: Male
age: 17.5
race: Caucasian
profession: Unemployed
social class: Middle, I guess?
preferred sock color: Socks? Bah! I go barefoot at every opportunity! But when I need to be 'presentable' I go for black.
favorite way to kill a goblin: Gladiatorial arena. Also known as Dwarven Boot Camp.

[Gatleos]

Ten pages, and still no argyle enthusiasts. I feel betrayed...

Argyle... Steve Argyle, perhaps? 

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The greatest of dwarven treasures! >:O

[Urist_McArathos]

gender: Male
age: 26
race: Caucasian (German-American)
profession: Chef
social class: Lower, approaching middle
preferred sock color: White; it's a matter of practicality (my socks get destroyed from being on my feet all day).
favorite way to kill a goblin: Disarm them, lock them in a room with training-weapon armed recruits.

[Draco18s]

Oohhh, right. Similar to a TFN. A little different, though, since we only use our TFNs for two purposes; paying our taxes and filling out tax-related forms. Well, that's the only use for it I've found. I mean, you're welcome to steal it and pay my taxes for me...

Like I said, the SSN has been subverted for being used as identity verification, among other things.

[Jimmy T. Malice]

gender: Male
age: 15
race: Caucasian
profession: High school student
social class: Middle?
perferred sock color: black
favorite way to kill a goblin: *menacing spike trap*

[JaaSwb]

gender: M
age: 21
race: WHT
profession: student
social class: upper working --> lower middle
perferred sock color: black
favorite way to kill a goblin: ballista

[Darekun]

gender: female
age: 32
species: human
race: caucasian/hispanic
profession: driver developer/tech support/IT
social class: lower middle
preferred sock color: black
favorite way to kill a goblin: War dromaeosaurs! (although any big cat is fine if elf trade has barely gotten off the ground)

[Monsterfurby]

gender: male
age: 23
race: white
profession: post-graduate student
social class: middle
perferred sock color: blue
favorite way to kill a goblin: you got that wrong. It should be "favourite way to kill someone *with* a goblin" (i.e. by flinging its corpse at them)

[Lovecraft]

Gender: Male
Age:16
Race: Welsh-Apache Mix
Profession: Entertainer
Social Class: Upper Middle
Perferred Sock color: Black
Favourite Way to Kill a Goblin: Tearing of the Lungs.

[Leo and the Hairy Midgets]

Gender: Male
Age: 16
Race: Human
Profession: High School Student
Social Class: Middle
Preferred Sock Color: Pink Black
Favorite Way to Dispose of a Hostile Goblin: Throwing Everything

[Malarauko]

Gender: Male
Age: 20
Race: White British
Profession: Civil Engineering Student
Social Class: Lower Middle
Perferred Sock color: Black
Favourite Way to Kill a Goblin: Axes. Oh the axes.

[Flying Dice]

Gender: Male
Age: 19
Race: Terran
Profession: Lazy Slacker Liberal Arts Student
Social class: Middlish
Preferred Sock Color: Black
Favorite Way to Kill a Goblin: Love and tolerance

[Trippin]

Gender: Male

Age:22 (23 in April)

Race: white (ethnic Italian/French and English, mostly, in descending order)

Profession:furniture maker/factory worker(Mass producing furniture and retail displays/shelves in a wood shop on steroids)

Social class: Blue collar(upper-low)

Preferred sock color: white

Favorite way to kill a goblin: speardwarf phalanx

Previous profession: US NAVY (enlisted)

Location: Texas