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Crozarius

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Found Dragon Egg, What Do?
« on: December 27, 2011, 10:11:49 pm »

So I just completed a quest from a Law-Giver to slay a dragon but found a dragon egg in its lair. I'm not sure what to do with it so if anyone can tell me what it's for it would be a real help.

PS: I'm going to carry it around with my for the time being.
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Re: Found Dragon Egg, What Do?
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2011, 10:14:19 pm »

Throwing skill.
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Re: Found Dragon Egg, What Do?
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2011, 10:24:48 pm »

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Re: Found Dragon Egg, What Do?
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2011, 10:26:41 pm »

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Re: Found Dragon Egg, What Do?
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2011, 11:17:34 pm »

Doesn't matter any more, my companions mysteriously vanished and a boogeyman 1 shot me at the very start of the fight with a lucky punch to the head. Fuck it.
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Re: Found Dragon Egg, What Do?
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2011, 11:19:05 pm »

When your enemies lie broken before you, break their skulls in with the egg.

Unfortunately SINCE YOU ARE AN EVIL MURDEROUS VILLAIN the dragon will never hatch. That dragon probably would've been a doctor, or burnt down elf retreats. You monster.

Also, LUL BOOGEYMEN BOOGEY TIME!!!

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Re: Found Dragon Egg, What Do?
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2011, 01:09:20 am »

Can't break eggs in dwarf fortress, eggs don't hatch without a nestbox and parent, even if the egg hatched the baby would probably kill you due to the lack of a way to tame animals.

Dragon eggs are essentially flavorful rocks.
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Re: Found Dragon Egg, What Do?
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2011, 08:46:47 am »

Gather another two and give them to a platinum-blonde human female as a wedding gift.
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Re: Found Dragon Egg, What Do?
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2011, 09:48:44 am »

Gather another two and give them to a platinum-blonde human female as a wedding gift.
Game of Thrones. She had a nice pair.

Of eggs.
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Re: Found Dragon Egg, What Do?
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2011, 08:55:09 am »

Gather another two and give them to a platinum-blonde human female as a wedding gift.
Game of Thrones. She had a nice pair.

Of eggs.

And such a beautiful pair of perky, round... eyes ;)
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Re: Found Dragon Egg, What Do?
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2011, 12:15:21 pm »

Gather another two and give them to a platinum-blonde human female as a wedding gift.
Game of Thrones. She had a nice pair.

Of eggs.

And such a beautiful pair of perky, round... eyes ;)

Don't forget her breasts lol

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Re: Found Dragon Egg, What Do?
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2011, 11:37:49 am »

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Re: Found Dragon Egg, What Do?
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2012, 05:24:44 am »