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Author Topic: Fast Adventure - New, Faster Ways to Die Horribly  (Read 1977 times)

Geen

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Re: Fast Adventure - New, Faster Ways to Die Horribly
« Reply #30 on: December 30, 2011, 04:04:09 pm »

Party and get drunk because you now have no parents.
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Re: Fast Adventure - New, Faster Ways to Die Horribly
« Reply #31 on: December 30, 2011, 08:27:30 pm »

Update 6

You barricade the kitchen by locking the back door. +1 Barricadation achieved.

You raid the kitchen. However...there isn't anything that could possibly kill zombies in the kitchen, except for the odd spork, maybe.

You head back into the basement and pick up the keys and flashlight. These will definitely be useful for later.

Obtained: Ring of Keys, Flashlight

You consider multiple ways to raise your moral, but in the end, this game doesn't have moral, and is only used for quests, at the most.

You dispose of the corpses by pushing them downstairs and closing the basement door. Close enough.

You head into the living room.

You see:

Several couches
Knee Table
TV
Lamp(On)
4 Windows, covered by curtains. You can tell its night, though.
The Front Door(Front Yard)
An Upstairs

You lock the Front Door. +1 Barricadation achieved.

You also head upstairs.

Upstairs you see:

The Bathroom Door(Unless you're creative, nothing is in there that's important)
Your Parent's Bedroom Door(Locked)
Your Bedroom Door
Trapdoor to the Attic(Open-able without a ladder)
Ladder in the Back Corner

You are currently upstairs. You hear footsteps and a large object being rolled around above you.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Quests (click to show/hide)
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Re: Fast Adventure - New, Faster Ways to Die Horribly
« Reply #32 on: December 30, 2011, 08:40:14 pm »

Go to the bathroom and take all the pills in there, or go to where the pills are and take them, the pills you don't need can be traded off if you live.
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Re: Fast Adventure - New, Faster Ways to Die Horribly
« Reply #33 on: December 31, 2011, 08:09:50 pm »

Use the key-ring to open your parent's bedroom and search for useful type things or grab the ladder and use it to climb into the attic and search for useful type things, whichever option seems less dangerous/scary.
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Re: Fast Adventure - New, Faster Ways to Die Horribly
« Reply #34 on: December 31, 2011, 09:52:29 pm »

Take all the floss, a toothbrush, and cleaning chemical. More specifically take a bottle of bleach, an acid cleaner if there is any, and fill another bottle with your own piss. Never know when you might need to make poisonous gas.
« Last Edit: December 31, 2011, 09:59:32 pm by Furtuka »
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Re: Fast Adventure - New, Faster Ways to Die Horribly
« Reply #35 on: December 31, 2011, 11:10:28 pm »

Update 7

You think of many ways to capitalize the bathroom, but in the end, this adventure is going to end soon, for better or worse.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Considering you hear noises in the attic, you take the safe bet and unlock your parent's bedroom. You step inside.

You see:

Bed
Cabinet
6ft Mirror
Bag of Pringles

You gasp. Your dad had stolen the last of the Pringles.

You rip the bag open and indulge in the fattening goodness.

Quest 2: Complete Success!

Now what?

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Re: Fast Adventure - New, Faster Ways to Die Horribly
« Reply #36 on: January 01, 2012, 12:39:50 am »

Ready the knife and get ready for death or glory! Time to check the attic.
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Re: Fast Adventure - New, Faster Ways to Die Horribly
« Reply #37 on: January 01, 2012, 02:51:21 am »

You have broken the 4th wall. Your mission is now clear. You must rage against the heavens in order to prevent your inevitable end.
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Re: Fast Adventure - New, Faster Ways to Die Horribly
« Reply #38 on: January 01, 2012, 04:47:04 pm »

Update 8

For Death or Glory!

You ready your steak knife and open the trapdoor. A large boulder falls down.

Dodge Check

The boulder crushes you. A zombie climbs down and consumes your tenderized remains.

Game Over


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