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[Fniff]

(Yes, I am trying a forum dating game)
You are on a bus next to an attractive young woman who is around your age. She is currently doing something on her kindle. Your stop is in an hour, but you have seen this woman before and you know that her stop is later. You have been thinking about Skyrim for the past hour just for something to do. Perhaps you should talk to her.

But, before you do that, what is your name, personality and appearance?

[Trapezohedron]

Johan Liebert.
Murderous, yet Suave Personality.
Blond, of Germanic descent.

[Tiruin]

John Winter
Cautious and weary but analytical and kind
About five feet tall, black hair and light skin, European appearance

[Dsarker]

Large Windows
Quiet, laconic, hard working.
6 feet five, orange haired, tanned. Texan in appearance.

[Fniff]

Your name is Johan "Large" L. Winters. Your family moved to Texas when the Nationalists started to make trouble in the 30's. Your family is quite well known for your Uncle Rendo's activites. You don't like talking about him. You are tall, black with orange roots (You didn't like your family's traditional blond hair) and relatively tanned. Well, as best as a European can tan if they aren't Spanish, Italian or Greek. You are quite suave, overly cynical at times, a bit sociopathic when things start getting bad but you are kind when they aren't.

The bus goes over a pothole, and you lose your train of thought. What were you going to do again...?

[Dsarker]

Remember that the L in your name stands for Linux.

Say "Eeeyup."

[The Fool]

LARP on the bus. You need to reenact Skyrim NOW.

[Dsarker]

We don't do LARPing. We pick apples. By kicking the tree until they fall out.

[Lillipad]

Remember that the L in your name stands for Linux.

Say "Eeeyup."

We do LARPing by picking apples. By kicking the tree until they fall out.

LARP on the bus. You need to reenact Skyrim NOW.

[The Fool]

Wow. 1 joke and suddenly we're off on the most awkward forum romance ever written. This is going to be epic.

[Jervous]

>be picking nose at the time of pothole hitting, finger goes so far up your nostril that it gets stuck in there

[Dsarker]

We don't have fingers, we have hooves.

[Fniff]

You look around. This bus is bloody boring. Nothing has happened apart from hours upon hours of "Come on, say hello to me, you attractive lady..." and boredom. There needs to be excitement. Fun. Action. What better place then this bus, and what better activity then LARPIng SKYRIM!

You spring into action, yelling "SKYRIIIIIM WILL ALWAYS BE FREE! ACCURSED IMPERIALS!", then making swoopy sword motions. Suddenly, a man from across the bus screams "Stormcloak dog! Without us, you would perish!"

You go "PHSAW!" and scoot past the lady to do battle with this Imperial scum! You nab a news pap-- great sword, and he takes out his bow! Wait, what!? He has an ac--

Before long, you are dodging arrows while trying to get hits in. You Shout at him, and he suddenly falls to the ground. You raise your sword in triumph, singing proudly "FOR WE ARE MEN OF THE NORTH!"

You stand for a while, purse-lipped. The man stands up, similarly confused as to what just happened.

After a while, everyone on the bus starts clapping.

This has been the best bus ride ever.

[The Fool]

Now go over and introduce yourself to the pretty lady... in-character... but with your name.

[Trapezohedron]

And use overtly generic flirty french words while introducing yourself.