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[Lillipad]

And use overtly generic flirty french words while introducing yourself.

trop générique flirty mots français

[Fniff]

You smile, and go back to your seat. The girl is looking at you in a strange way. You look at her.

"Hello there, fair maiden. I have a baguette waiting for you." French sounds sexy. Yeah. This is the best idea.

"For God's sake, there isn't even any French in Skyrim! The closest would be Imperials, maybe! But they are closer to the Roman empire! Roleplay right if you want to Roleplay at all, for crying out loud..." She sighs, and returns to her kindle.

[King DZA]

Kidnap her.

[The Fool]

"Maybe you can help me with my roleplaying?..." He said in a slightly provocative tone.

If all else fails we can turn this into a survival horror/romance story after we kidnap her.

[Lillipad]

>Seduce the she person. With Skyrim superlogic.

[Fniff]

Yeah, kidnapping her would be the best bet. Wait, no. That would be horrible. Wait, did she just scoot away?

"Perhaps you can help me with my roleplaying? I don't often roleplay, you see." You explain.

Why does she look so disturbed? And why is she quiet?

[Lillipad]

>Notice the knife she's got aimed at your heart. It's the knife of romance +5.

[King DZA]

I'm hesitant to continue posting here, because with my history in suggestion games, there's a good chance following my advice will send your story down the one-way road to fucked up avenue. But whatever:

Yes, The Knife of Romance! Carve a symbol of a heart into your chest to prove your love!

[The Fool]

Since we can only think in Skyrim like choices...

>"How about that weather?"
>Use the Knife of Romance (+5 to Crit.)
>Calm her down and not creep her out (Persuade)
>Tell her your with the Companions (Intimidate)
>Kidnap her

[King DZA]

If that's the case, I still vote for kidnapping, then.

[Fniff]

Yeah, carving... Problem. No knife on hand, she just seems kinda uncomfortable. Goddamn this is quite awkard. You don't really know what to say. Might as well calm her down.

"Er... What's--"

"Tam." She responds before you even properly ask the question. Okay, this is out and out strange, and this is from the guy who organized a spontaneous LARP.

"I'm Johan. I'm not actually from Improv Everywhere as you might expect. That was improv, funnily enough." You chuckle.

"Ah huh." She Seems to memorize you. "You seem different. Don't get the part about the kidnapping, though."

"Wait, what?" You say, confused.

"Nevermind, I didn't say anything." Tam frowns, biting her lip.

[King DZA]

She knows too much. Kidnap her.

[The Fool]

Speech increases to 31.

>Ignore the sign outside the bus saying 'Welcome to Silent Hill'
>Realize she's reading our collective minds
>Ask her if she is going to the Skyrim LARPing festival that spans across several cities and the spaces between
>Write her up a land tithe with your phone number on it
>Kidnap her

((I'm going to just keep adding random choices for the hell of it.))

EDIT: You know what... Lets do all of the actions in that order.

[Fniff]

A sign passes by reading "Bylentville". You ignore it. Then you realize something. How the hell did she figure out we wanted to kidnap her? At best, it was a weird random thought. There could be only one conclusion... She is a mind reader!

Just as you think that, Tam stands up then sits down very quickly, as if she was just about to run off but decided against it at the last moment,

[Lillipad]

>We know too much. Get kidnapped.