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[Sirus]

(I didn't realize that greeting people required a dice roll...)

Ask him where I can get a cabbage.

[Zinc23]

(I didn't realize that greeting people required a dice roll...)

Ask him where I can get a cabbage.

[3] He decides he is bored with you, and smites you!  You are now missing an arm!  I would suggest running the fuck out of there before you piss him off any more.

[Sirus]

(What, my armor didn't do anything? D:)

Sic Iphrit (fire spirit, if you don't remember) on him.

[Zinc23]

(What, my armor didn't do anything? D:)

Sic Iphrit (fire spirit, if you don't remember) on him.

[22] The man flicks him into a wall, shattering part of his shoulder.
[67] He laughs at you, being much more entertained than earlier!  He decides to restore your arm and Iphrit's shoulder.  He says his name is Sheogorath.

[Mego]

==> Store cupcake in quantum weapon stash, thank the fairies for their kindness, and leave with Urist to go to the next room.

[Zinc23]

==> Store cupcake in quantum weapon stash, thank the fairies for their kindness, and leave with Urist to go to the next room.

[20] You flip the bird at the fairies while walking to the door.
[17] In the next room, you find a large skeletal beast with dragon wings, four legs, and three heads: A dragon skull, an Orc skull, and a goat skull!

[Sirus]

(Lots of terrible dice rolls lately )

Clearly Sheogorath (henceforth abbreviated to Sheo) is a skilled warrior. Ask him to train Iphrit and I in the art of ass-kicking.

[Tlm7]

Attempt to channel lightning into my Lasher, and use it along with the Enchanted Sword of Death-Dealing to attack the monsters, Lashing them from a range, and slicing them when they get to close. Also activate x-ray vision.

[Zinc23]

(Lots of terrible dice rolls lately )

Clearly Sheogorath (henceforth abbreviated to Sheo) is a skilled warrior. Ask him to train Iphrit and I in the art of ass-kicking.

[66] He says he will, if you bring him a cabbage.  He wants that fucking cabbage.

Attempt to channel lightning into my Lasher, and use it along with the Enchanted Sword of Death-Dealing to attack the monsters, Lashing them from a range, and slicing them when they get to close. Also activate x-ray vision.

[4] You channel the lightning... and shock yourself.  Seriously.  Your left hand is now extremely cauterized.
[66] You still kick some ass with your sword, killing 3.

[Tlm7]

Activate x-ray vision, and attempt to call down the power of whatever God's are up there.

[Sirus]

Explore the exterior section of the room, hunting for cabbage.

[Zinc23]

Activate x-ray vision, and attempt to call down the power of whatever God's are up there.

[99] You call upon the power of a pantheon, and smith FIFTY enemies!
There are now 23 monsters left!
Also, you have been using your x-ray.  It is on.  What do you want to use it on is what you have not explained.

Explore the exterior section of the room, hunting for cabbage.

[58] You find one single, shriveled cabbage leaf near a hole in the wall.  A mouse peeks it's head out at you.

[Sirus]

Ask the mouse if it knows where I can find some cabbage.

(I dunno)

[Zinc23]

Ask the mouse if it knows where I can find some cabbage.

(I dunno)

[79] He brings you some cabbage.  CABBAGE GET!

[Sirus]

Thank the mouse, and bring the cabbage to Sheo.