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Mego

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Re: RtD - On the twelve days
« Reply #570 on: January 16, 2012, 07:41:39 pm »

==> High-five Urist for a job well done. Collect reward from fairies.

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Re: RtD - On the twelve days
« Reply #571 on: January 16, 2012, 08:05:05 pm »

Cleave the slimes asunder!
[20] You kill one slime, and are covered in goop!  While enough to fake killing 10 slimes, the other 5 from the group surround you!
Apologize, turn my x-ray vision on, and harvest the beast, regretting killing it.
[39] You glare at Tiruin.
[70] With your X-ray assistance, you manage to harvest both talons and an intact skeleton!
[42] You regret doing so a little.
==> High-five Urist for a job well done. Collect reward from fairies.
[72] You give Urist an awesome brofist, and it is returned.
[58] The fairies give you...
[2] Something tasty!
[34] A cupcake laced with rat poison!
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days
« Reply #572 on: January 16, 2012, 08:08:05 pm »

ATTEMPT TO APOLOGIZE AGAIN, AND IF I CAN'T CURSE LIKE NOTHING ELSE! Also, give Tiruin a talon. Wonder where the feces is.
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days
« Reply #573 on: January 16, 2012, 08:14:43 pm »

ATTEMPT TO APOLOGIZE AGAIN, AND IF I CAN'T CURSE LIKE NOTHING ELSE! Also, give Tiruin a talon. Wonder where the feces is.
[64] You apologize again.  Like a total BRO.
[75] You backflip over to Tiruin and give him a talon!
[71] With your X-ray vision, you noticed that it crawled into a small hole in the dungeon wall.
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Tlm!
[2] Something tasty!
[1] A cake with candy on top.  The candy is filled with razor blades, and the cake is made with asbestos icing.
Tiruin!
[6] Something Pointy!
Uh.  [100] You get a living blade golem that has armor of sharpened spearheads, and a laser set into it's chest that shoots delicious pudding.
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days
« Reply #574 on: January 16, 2012, 08:16:05 pm »

Get Jealous
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days
« Reply #575 on: January 16, 2012, 08:18:40 pm »

Are the ankhs or petrified head magical, or good-old-fashioned ankhs and petrified heads?
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days
« Reply #576 on: January 16, 2012, 08:22:56 pm »

Get Jealous
[51] You get jelly, bro.
Are the ankhs or petrified head magical, or good-old-fashioned ankhs and petrified heads?
[30] You aren't awesome enough to discern at first glance.  You can't tell if they are or not.
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days
« Reply #577 on: January 16, 2012, 08:26:43 pm »

Well, I'm not about to go poking through piles of Not-Egyptian gold, so...

Ignore room, Continue North
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days
« Reply #578 on: January 16, 2012, 08:26:56 pm »

Stare at wounded hand, then at Blade golem. Find the door, say something nice to Tlm.
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days
« Reply #579 on: January 16, 2012, 08:29:47 pm »

Follow Tiruin if he will let me, if not, go through a different door.
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days
« Reply #580 on: January 16, 2012, 08:36:00 pm »

Well, I'm not about to go poking through piles of Not-Egyptian gold, so...

Ignore room, Continue North
[51] You find a dank dungeon room, with chains and skeletons hanging from the walls.  About halfway through the room, the decor changes into an elegant and lovely exterior.  In the middle, a crazy looking old guy sits on a throne decorated with both themes.
Stare at wounded hand, then at Blade golem. Find the door, say something nice to Tlm.
[7] You tell Tlm to fuck off.
[25] In the next room sits a legion of monsters of all sorts.  Spiders, skeletons, evil knights....  every evil under the sun.  Or below the ground.  You have found... THE MONSTER ZOO!  Tlm tries to follow you.
Follow Tiruin if he will let me, if not, go through a different door.
[76] You run into Tiruin's room, standing next to him while you and him take a battle stance!
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days
« Reply #581 on: January 16, 2012, 08:40:27 pm »

Greet the old man and ask if I can do anything for him.
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days
« Reply #582 on: January 16, 2012, 08:47:22 pm »

Turn on my x-ray vision, and shoot a massive fireball into the room. WITH MAGIC!
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days
« Reply #583 on: January 16, 2012, 08:57:32 pm »

Apologize politely at Tlm for the off-color remark, then order my Golem to act as a buffer against the horde; Begin battle with the longsword in my proficient hand and dagger as my off-hand.
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days
« Reply #584 on: January 16, 2012, 09:11:38 pm »

Greet the old man and ask if I can do anything for him.
[9] You punch the old man in the face!
[51] He glares at you, but says that he wants a cabbage.
Turn on my x-ray vision, and shoot a massive fireball into the room. WITH MAGIC!
[82] You successfully shoot a slightly LESS than massive fireball, taking out at LEAST 20 monsters.
Apologize politely at Tlm for the off-color remark, then order my Golem to act as a buffer against the horde; Begin battle with the longsword in my proficient hand and dagger as my off-hand.
[5] You flip off Tlm!
[64] Your golem slams two of the beasts into the ground, killing them!
[79] With your weapons, you kick some serious ass, killing 4 monsters!
[39] You and Tlm receive a fair opposition to your murder!
A monster lands a good hit on Tiruin, giving him a nose-bleed!
A monster rakes it's claws in Tlm's direction, giving him some scratches on his legs!
A beast rushes at Tlm, and headbutts him in the chest, stunning him for a moment.
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