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[Zinc23]

Wield the lasher in my left hand, and the enchanted sword of death dealing in my right hand. (If I can) Toss Tiruin the Steel longsword, and attack the beast when Tiruin is ready!

[48] You toss Tiruin the longsword!
[52] You charge at the beast with Tiruin, weapons ready!
[80] You both skewer the beast, and fatally harm it.  What do you guys do?

==> Decapitate the dragon, roast the meat from its body, and omnom it.

[4] You try to decapitate the dragon, but when you jump on its back, it bucks you into a tree!
[6] Then eats your friends!
[42] You now have an almost broken back and some broken ribs.

Catch the Longsword, wield it in both hands AFTER throwing my toxin dagger at the beast.

Charge at the beast, unless Tlm has any better plan. Even then, charge at the beast.

Since Tlm sort of expressed your turn, I'll just say something about the dagger.
[41] The Dagger thuds into the creature, beginning to paralyze it!

Come, Lance!  We shall slay all the yellow dog things!

[3] You are immediately surround by creepy yellow dog things.  They have eyes where there mouths would be.
[66] You go Rambo and kick some ass!  You killed half of the yellow dog things!
[27] A tentacle tree tries to stab you in the back, and succeeds!
[53] You now have a badly bruised lung!
Toaster is having trouble breathing.

[Mego]

==> `Tis better to die with valor than to live with cowardice. Slay the dragon!

[Zinc23]

==> `Tis better to die with valor than to live with cowardice. Slay the dragon!

[8] The dragon ate your ****ing arm.  Congratulations!
[36] Lance manages to make a dent in it's scale plating.

[Mego]

==> Who the hell is Lance? Regardless, don't give up until one of us is dead.

[Tlm7]

Continue to attack the beast!

[Sirus]

[64] In the next room, you find a large, egyptian style mural!

Man, this thing updates quickly now

Figure out what the mural depicts.

[Zinc23]

==> Who the hell is Lance? Regardless, don't give up until one of us is dead.

Uh, sorry.  I momentarily confused you with Toaster.  So, the Dragon doesn't have a dent.
[89] You manage to regain your stance and strength!
[31] The dragon nearly decapitates you, but only scrapes your neck!
You are now bleeding heavily! (Non-jugular.  You can still survive.)
[7] You fall flat on your ass while trying to attack!
[21] You get one of your toes eaten!
[45] You stand back up, readying yourself!
[15] The dragon eats the rest of your left leg!
[19] You fall right back down!
[41] The dragon almost misses you with it's talon, scraping your remaining arm!
[78] You stand back up valiantly, and charge the dragon, hopping on one leg!
[70] The dragon misses you, and is stabbed directly in the chest!
The dragon is bleeding out!
[100] You go fucking Super Saiyan and beat the living shit out of the dragon!  The dragon has died!
You are so lucky, some fairies come by, and before they can say anything, you fall unconcious from bloodloss!

Continue to attack the beast!

[42] You bring the creature next to death!
[58] It looks at you, and begs for you to stop.

[64] In the next room, you find a large, egyptian style mural!

Man, this thing updates quickly now

Figure out what the mural depicts.

[42] You are unable to discern what it depicts!
[90] You step on a pressure plate, and a small wheel turns on the mural.  A whole set of previously unrecognizable contraptions set into the wall begin to spin, separating the two sides of the mural, and revealing a large, sandstone tomb!  There is a large cairn in the center with a sarcophagus set into the sandstone!  Around the cairn, jaguar statues stand, menacingly as the guards of the tomb.  There are treasure piles dotting the tomb!

[Tlm7]

Stop attacking the beast, and attempt to talk to it.

[Sirus]

Regret not studying Egyptian mythology at Dwarven U. Poke the nearest treasure pile with adamantine spear.

[Mego]

[100] You go fucking Super Saiyan and beat the living shit out of the dragon!  The dragon has died!

Fuck yes.

==> Wake up.

[Zinc23]

Stop attacking the beast, and attempt to talk to it.

[7] You kill the beast, and slice Tiruin's hand in the process.

Regret not studying Egyptian mythology at Dwarven U. Poke the nearest treasure pile with adamantine spear.

[8] You regret NOTHING.
[43] You poke the pile.  It seems safe...

Fuck yes.

==> Wake up.

[89] You slowly wake, feeling the warmth of covers around you.  You check your extremities for a moment, and... your leg and arm are back!
[97] A fairy comes in, dressed in an adorable tiny doctor's costume!
Apparently, you were found in the wilderness with your friends corpses, and were brought back just before you died.  The local fairies were so grateful for your service, they used their magic to restore your wounds and missing limbs.  They even brought back your friend's corpses, and one of them was still intact enough to be resuscitated!  In fact, said dwarf, Urist McPatientman, comes to stand at your bedside!

[Sirus]

Look at the pile, see if there's anything extra-interesting. DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING (yet)

[Zinc23]

Look at the pile, see if there's anything extra-interesting. DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING (yet)

[63] There's some good ol' gold.  There's also some ankhs, and... a petrified head.  Ew.

[lopocozo]

Cleave the slimes asunder!

[Tlm7]

Apologize, turn my x-ray vision on, and harvest the beast, regretting killing it.