DEATH OR GLORY!!! (aka, attack)
(seriously, either my plate armor is useless or that fire HURTS )
[88]You kick Iphrit's ass, and he staggers to the ground with 1 hp left!
[41]He begins to stand up!
FINISH HIM!Run the fuck away, after throwing some cheese at it's face.
Those things will BLAST YOU UP.
[8] The Giant runs up, and absolutely destroys you. You are now dead. Crap.
Yea, I meant I wanted to see if there was anything else.
Go on to the next room.
[16] You find a large, menacing Tarantula, mounted by a Goblin Lasher. It menaces with spikes of Obsidian. It is adorned with hanging rings of silver. It has a saddle on it's back. Beware it's deadly spit!
==> Go South.
[35] To the south, you find a lone treasure chest in a claustrophobic, square room.
Convert the pointy crystals into a powerful suit of spiked armor! Feed Lance a piece too.
[52]You managed to create a -Weak Crystal Breastplate-!
[59]Lance eats the crystal, and begins to glow!
Lance has evolved into...
[99]A crystal guardian! It stands as tall as you, is made of crystal, and has razor sharp claws of unbreakable crystal!
Rip the elephants tusks out and stab it in the eyes with them!
"STARE NOW BITCH!"
[47]You try to tug out the Elephant's tusks, but they're pretty stuck in there! You are now hanging on to a giant elephant's face!
Engage the flower in combat, use those bladed boots as an advantage.
[59] You slash against the flower beast with your bladed boots, pruning it! It now has only 10 hp!
Dead: Zinc.