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[Tiruin]

Thank the Elemental, then go get that flower!

[VinnieTheDead]

Look around for anything else ripe for the killing. If nothing else is present, finish the blob with more great man strength.

[Skyrunner]

Grab salamander behind the head and throw it at Iphrit. Shout curses at the salamander whilst doing so for being annoying.

[19] The salamander now sticks to your hand.

[2] Iphrit decides the earth is better of without you. It shoots you with fire, and you receive [45] damage.

Return the favor while the lancing continues.

[98] The tentacle monster quickly pops. Inside is a shard.

Gift: [11]Something poisonous [24] You receive a Poisonous Blob that immediately attempts to hug you.

> If they are being assembled by sapient beings, jam the gears to lure them away, then steal a suit and continue south. If not, just steal a suit and run south.

[73] You steal and don a suit. [100] It turns out to be a power-suit, with an AI on board to help you.

South: [11] The room reeks of noxious gasses. Something is standing still in the dark shadows.

==> Be the dorf. Kill the elephant.

[81] You riiiiiiiiiiiiiiip the elephant apart with pure dwarven rage. It explodes into twelve thousand tiny pieces and showers you with blood.

Gift: [4] Something sharp [7] One dull switch knife.

Try to scavenge the arrows after putting the shard in my Pouch of Holding.
That means It's letter A in a series, right?

Yes, its one of a series.

[6] Being a frog, you cannot pick up, not to mention store, the arrows. Alas, if only this was one room later.

Gift: [9] Something hi-tech [53] You get three smart thermal detonators. Even if you detonate the space in front of you, you will receive nothing other than a slight feeling of breeze.

Harvest large amounts of Leather, intestines, and beef.  Then use leather to make deadly cheese bolas!

[68] <harvest> Leather
[36] <harvest fail, intestines>
[52] <harvest, beef>
[30] <crafting fail>



Still, you get [30] a raw t-bone steak for your efforts.

Thank the Elemental, then go get that flower!

[36] You are entangled in its roots. It starts turning its flower-head towards you, undoubtly to spray you again.

Look around for anything else ripe for the killing. If nothing else is present, finish the blob with more great man strength.

[71] GREAT MAN STRENGTH!, you shout, and the blob bounces off the walls again, emitting a pleasant plushy sound.

[Sirus]

Oh Random Number God, why dost thou forsake me? D:
Did my armor protect me at all, or did I lose 45 HP?

Continue cursing the salamander. Stab it with whatever weapon is in my other hand.

[Tiruin]

Find anything to either divert the acid spray, or use any available appendages to counter.

Do not panic.

Also, try to writhe free.

[Tlm7]

Look around the room to see what is in it.

[Mego]

==> Loot ivory. Search for wood.

[Toaster]

So THAT is the weakness of tentacle blobs.  Huh.


Befriend the blob! Loot the shard and head SOUTH.

[lopocozo]

> Attempt to discern exactly what my power suit DOES and turn to face the mysterious shadow.

[Zinc23]

Smash EEEEEVVVVERRRRRYYYY COW!

[Skyrunner]

Oh Random Number God, why dost thou forsake me? D:
Did my armor protect me at all, or did I lose 45 HP?

Continue cursing the salamander. Stab it with whatever weapon is in my other hand.

45 HP.

You have 55 hp left.

[94] You kill the salamander in one shot! The severed head flies off in an arc.

[39] Iphrit shoots you again for [10] damage!

You have 45 HP left.

Find anything to either divert the acid spray, or use any available appendages to counter.

Do not panic.

Also, try to writhe free.

[87] You break the grapple and run a safe distance away. The flower-monster is now almost free from the ground.

Look around the room to see what is in it.

...Aren't you still in the jungle?

==> Loot ivory. Search for wood.

[89] You rip the ivory tusks off with unhuman, dwarvenly strength and store it in your Pockets of Holding. You look around, but see only endless savanna.

So THAT is the weakness of tentacle blobs.  Huh.


Befriend the blob! Loot the shard and head SOUTH.

[26] You frighten the blob, and it spews poison at you.

SAVE THROW [11]
You are now poisoned.

[1] damage inflicted! You have 99 HP.

You pick up the Shard B.

Room: [37]

This room has a multitude of pointy stuff. Including shards, crystals, and retracting spears.

> Attempt to discern exactly what my power suit DOES and turn to face the mysterious shadow.

The suit [37] makes your arm pack a better punch.

[53] You barely make out the thing : one Forgotten Beast, in the shape of an elephant. Its body undulates repeatedly. Beware its malicious stare!

Smash EEEEEVVVVERRRRRYYYY COW!

You take 100 and smash EVERY cow. [50] "FEE-FI-FOO-FO!" a giant appears and shouts.

[Sirus]

DEATH OR GLORY!!! (aka, attack)

(seriously, either my plate armor is useless or that fire HURTS  )

[Zinc23]

Run the fuck away, after throwing some cheese at it's face.
Those things will BLAST YOU UP.

[Tlm7]

Yea, I meant I wanted to see if there was anything else.
Go on to the next room.

[Mego]

==> Go South.