Haha, I would do it by swinging from the ceiling like spider man 
Use my tongue to wrap around her ankle and trip her onto the stove.
[85] Yay, witch is on the floor AND poisoned, to boot.
Rip the golem apart with RAW DWARVEN STRENGTH!
or, keep stabbing. Surely it'll stop moving eventually.
You briefly consider ripping it apart, and decide to do it.
[83] RIIIIIIIIIIIP! and the talc golem is rendered into pieces.
Gift: [12] Something deadly [30] You receive one Deadly Gold Toy Knife!
Next room [2]
The room reeks of something nasty and is dripping with moisture. It is mostly dark.
Trudge through the snow. Search for door East!
[99] You somehow make it through to the other side, without meeting ... [90] anything.
Will you go to the next room, without clearing this one?
Let's hear it for natural 100s!
Collect the largest remaining bunny and equip it as a (living) headpiece. This room resolved, let's head west.
[4] As soon as you try to place a bunny on your head, it hops off. It doesn't dare do anything else.
[78] You try again, and now have one Living Headpiece (rabbit)!
Gift [3] Something squishy [76] You get one Slime! Roughly in the shape of a cube, it is slightly green and has two dark green 'eyes' in its body.
The next room [67]
It is a small cavern with a number of things scuttling around.
GET THE FUCK OUT. AND FAIL LESS.
[24] You try to gather your feet, but slip on the elephant dung and can't get up.
You shout to yourself, "FAIL LESS!"
[58] To your credit, you get to your feet and start running away!
[66] Elephants are fast. Mego is FASTER!!
[55] You are now out of elephant chasing range on a minor hill. What will you do now?
MOAR CHEESE FOR THIS GUYS HEAD! -smash-
[11] It sails through the shimmering thing.
You swing the whole cheese like a weapon and [58] knock it down to the ground. It lays there slowly shimmering and humming in G flat.
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