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[Tiruin]

And that...how did I miss that :/

I'd bet Skyrunner would finish ~2-4 turns later on 

[FluffyTerranator]

You're all deliciously insane :3.

[Skyrunner]

Thanks for consolidating the turns ;3


Dave panicked, looking around at the light surrounding him. He could almost hear his body disintegrating, turning into tiny squares swirling and spinning in a vortex to the heavens. When the squares reached his eyes, he blacked out.

DAVE HAS BEEN STRUCK DOWN!


Tiruin : [3] The ostrich seems to be very uncivilized and ignores your attempt at a peaceful resolution. [96] You roll the egg away from you and run the hell out of the room!

[35] The next room has snowflakes and other assorted white stuff falling from the heavens so much you can barely see three feet in front of you.

Zinc : [12] You look at the shimmering thing, and don't realize what it is. [51] The thing shimmers in place...

Captain Facepuncher, with the power to punch : [70] The first room is a grass meadow, with cute brown rabbits prancing around and some unicorns.

Sirus : Talc is a very soft rock. [25] But it seems that your knife doesn't make a dent in it. Maybe because its a ...MAGIC GOLEM?!

Fluffy : [45] The first room has one barbarian holding a nail studded club with blood dripping from it!

[Sirus]

Well, a bronze colossus has the same properties as bronze, so...

Try the ADAMANTINE SPEAR instead.

[Zinc23]

Go up and poke it.

[Toaster]

Break off a unicorn's horn and use it to make bunny-kebabs.

[Tlm7]

Oh, that's cool. I'm actually attempting to learn Japanese at the moment. It's pretty fun so far.
Poison the witch with my frog powers and try to hide in a crevice.

[Mego]

==> Wait patiently for previous action to be noticed.

[Skyrunner]

==> Wait patiently for previous action to be noticed.

Oh, yeah.

[60] You wait patiently for the begger to notice he is dead. After a while, he finally detects something is amiss and slumps down dead. Gift:[5] Pricey!! [33] One tin can full of ebony.

[Mego]

==> Grab the ebony and go east, staying on the lookout for any elephants.

[Tiruin]

Skate around the room. Admire the splendor that is snow, observe results.

[Skyrunner]

Well, a bronze colossus has the same properties as bronze, so...

Try the ADAMANTINE SPEAR instead.

[80]
The golem is skewered.

Go up and poke it.

[5] The thing rears up and starts choking you!

Break off a unicorn's horn and use it to make bunny-kebabs.

[63] *break*
[70] You seem to have Animal Alliance? IT does not spear you.
[26] The rabbits refuse to be kebabified and start biting you.

Oh, that's cool. I'm actually attempting to learn Japanese at the moment. It's pretty fun so far.
Poison the witch with my frog powers and try to hide in a crevice.

[87] You poison the witch and hide!

[16] The witch decides to just use frogicide.

[88] You do not fail your will check.

==> Grab the ebony and go east, staying on the lookout for any elephants.

But it seems ebony != ivory!

Elephants appear!

Skate around the room. Admire the splendor that is snow, observe results.

[39] Your skates dig up the snow; skating failed.

[Tlm7]

Attempt to use my tongue to escape the house and hide.

[Sirus]

Is it not defeated? Skewer it again, this time where the heart normally rests.

[Toaster]

BUNNY KEBAB!