Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Dave1004]

Immediately go on guard! Pets, watch my back! Advance very slowly and carefully!

[Zinc23]

This seems pretty cool.  Maybe once I take back out my programming book, I'll make a parameter roller.  Make it easy. 

[Zinc23]

...And where is Sky all of a sudden?

[Skyrunner]

This seems pretty cool.  Maybe once I take back out my programming book, I'll make a parameter roller.  Make it easy.

What's a parameter roller? O_o

Try to use the other horn to skin the minotaur.

[81] You masterfully skin the minotaur and create one Minotaur Leather, large as a man!

Thanks, Pooh!

Pull the middle lever and book it for the nearest door.

[36] The lever doesn't budge, and seems stuck.

[47]You charge at the door, but one Axelord blocks your way!

Yay Gingerbread house!

Search for people, and if there are none, scavenge the house for useful items.

[55] There are two children in a cage, but no-one else.
[33] You find nothing useful except for the gingerbread making up the house and the cast iron furnance.

==> Count to three very slowly and dramatically, accidentally saying "five" instead of "three", correct self, and hope for divine intervention. Failing that, relive youth by playing soccer with the rabbits as balls and the mad scientist as goal and goalie.

[62] You accidentally say five instead of three!
[82] You successfully correct yourself!
[64] The Divines are silent!

[70] You relive your youth and try to play soccer with the rabbits ... [28] as the cannibalistic opposing team! [97] Thankfully, the rabbits agree that the mad scientist would work good as a ball!

[2] You miss!
[80] The rabbits score!
[39] You miss!
[6] The rabbits miss!
[11] You miss!
[2] The rabbits miss!
[1] You miss!

The rabbits say, "Screw it!" and just eat the scientist.

Gift: [3] Something squishy [15] You receive one hard orange. Not squishy at all - _-

Immediately go on guard! Pets, watch my back! Advance very slowly and carefully!

[98] Fluffy falls dead due to neurotoxin! He then remembers it is humans only and becomes alive again!

[Zinc23]

Try to make some leather clothing out of the MINOTAUR LEATHER.  Then advance south.

[Tlm7]

Hahaha... Wonder what I can do to these two kids in the cage.

Ask the kids what happened, search for locks on the cages, and attempt to determine what the cages are made out of.

[Dave1004]

GET THE HELL OUT OF THE ROOM!

Oh god, Fluffenstein! WHAT HAVE I DONE? Thank the nine that he's still alive! Oh gods...Fluffy!

[Skyrunner]

Try to make some leather clothing out of the MINOTAUR LEATHER.  Then advance south.

[12] You utterly fail and rip everything up.

[66] The next room has one tiny cat with tiger stripes sitting in the middle. Its eyes gleam...

Hahaha... Wonder what I can do to these two kids in the cage.

Ask the kids what happened, search for locks on the cages, and attempt to determine what the cages are made out of.

That...sounds wrong.

[75] The kids say that a witch was here and locked them into the cage, but left a while ago.
[56] You see one strong padlock on the cage.
[28] The cage is made out of reinforced cast steel with a coating of titanium!

GET THE HELL OUT OF THE ROOM!

Oh god, Fluffenstein! WHAT HAVE I DONE? Thank the nine that he's still alive! Oh gods...Fluffy!

[85] You GET THE HELL out of the room!

[91] The next room is empty except for one cube in the middle with hearts drawn on every side.The room is shaped like a cube, completely white and clinical looking.

[Powder Miner]

DISCOOOO!!!!!!! dance through the north door or if that isn't there the east or if that isn't there the south or if that isn't there the west.

[Zinc23]

Go over to the cat, and try to communicate with it.

[Dave1004]

Investigate the cube!...Nicely.

[Tlm7]

Oh god, I didn't mean it to sound that way xD
Determine the genders of both children (So I know who to call he and who to call she.), and attempt to dismantle the stove.

[Skyrunner]

DISCOOOO!!!!!!! dance through the north door or if that isn't there the east or if that isn't there the south or if that isn't there the west.

[80] The next room has a small bunch of locusts!

Go over to the cat, and try to communicate with it.

[43] But nothing happened!

[50] The cat glowers at you...

Investigate the cube!...Nicely.

[67] You find that the cube is quite heavy. Also, you see a big red button on the floor.

Oh god, I didn't mean it to sound that way xD
Determine the genders of both children (So I know who to call he and who to call she.), and attempt to dismantle the stove.

One is a girl, the other a boy. Both are about 12.

[27] You somehow reinforce the stove while trying to dismantle it. o_o

[Dave1004]

Press the Big Red Button!

@Tim: Lucky bastard! You got two twelve year olds!...Too bad one's male.

[Skyrunner]

@Tim: Lucky bastard! You got two twelve year olds!...Too bad one's male.

ಠ_ಠ   (()
(copied from wikipedia)

Press the Big Red Button!

The button does not budge.