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Re: RtD - On the twelve days - 3 slots open
« Reply #165 on: December 28, 2011, 01:51:13 pm »

Brace myself, and go into a fighting stance. Only attack if the demon attacks first.
Do what Dave said.  Flex my pecs at it to blind it!

[60] The succubus is not impressed at your manliness:3

[64] The succubus looks at you two!

[15] Slime uses Thunder on Succubus!

[676] damage was inflicted!

[95] The Succubus decided to attack, but she misses and hits the floor with her scythe!

Greet Alduin, the World-Eater. Flatter him (or her, it's hard to tell with dragons).

[10] You utterly fail, causing the World-Eater to use his breath on you but...

[46] Two kobolds stumble through the door, and Alduin gobbles them up!
[1] You are petrified from Alduin's force and fail to move!

Say no harm, I'm peaceful!! The enemy is back there *points west*, through the open door!

[93] Four of the five stumble out the door.
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days - 3 slots open
« Reply #166 on: December 28, 2011, 02:00:51 pm »

Um...be petrified, I guess. Try to break free and throw spear?
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days - 3 slots open
« Reply #167 on: December 28, 2011, 02:15:41 pm »

Throw the kitten Dave at the succubus's face!  Continue to meatshield.
« Last Edit: December 28, 2011, 02:38:06 pm by Toaster »
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days - 3 slots open
« Reply #168 on: December 28, 2011, 02:20:11 pm »

TOASTER! YOU MAY NOT THROW MR. FLUFFYTUMS! Stop Toaster from doing that, and try to negotiate a truce. If we cannot have one, kill the succubus!
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days - 3 slots open
« Reply #169 on: December 28, 2011, 02:37:27 pm »

Oh fine.

Replace kitten with Dave.
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days - 3 slots open
« Reply #170 on: December 28, 2011, 02:54:54 pm »

Oh fine.

Replace kitten with Dave.

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You're going to know PAIN.
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days - 3 slots open
« Reply #171 on: December 28, 2011, 03:01:31 pm »

Well, a kitten to the face is very distracting.
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days - 3 slots open
« Reply #172 on: December 28, 2011, 03:05:46 pm »

Well, a kitten to the face is very distracting.

So is a fat neckbeard. *glare*
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days - 3 slots open
« Reply #173 on: December 28, 2011, 03:24:44 pm »

Well, since I'm throwing you...

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Re: RtD - On the twelve days - 3 slots open
« Reply #174 on: December 28, 2011, 03:33:00 pm »

Well, since I'm throwing you...

:P
Oooh, suuure. Blame it on me. I get it now. You're racist, huh? Nice. Glad to see that you hate Canadians that much!

Aaall the eccentrics aside, I sure hope that I survive this...Eeurgh.
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days - 3 slots open
« Reply #175 on: December 28, 2011, 03:37:47 pm »

EH.


If you die, I shall take care of your pets!
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days - 3 slots open
« Reply #176 on: December 28, 2011, 04:27:15 pm »

[45] Toaster fails to throw Krag due to lack of Attack!


[96] Diplomacy check speech check Luck check!
Krag convinces the Succubus to have a truce, and also trade your GOLD BAR and POISONED TIN RING, and the spare stockings and current clothes for her clothes!

Fluffytums scratches Toaster for [53] x 0.01 damage!

Krag's gift for clearing : [1] Something bad [89] You receive one Joker action figure!


Toaster's gift : [12] Something deadly [67] You receive a .44 Magnum Colt Anaconda that has one bullet!

Spoiler: Its a BFG (click to show/hide)

I hope Wikipedia isn't blocked.

Next room, choose a direction each of you!
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days - 3 slots open
« Reply #177 on: December 28, 2011, 04:37:17 pm »

Wear the succubus's clothes, and head to a room without toaster! Guy's a maniac. Bring my pets!
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days - 3 slots open
« Reply #178 on: December 28, 2011, 04:49:40 pm »

Go the opposite way Dave goes.  He's too heavy to throw, and his kitten is mean.  Brofist the slime though- he rocks.
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Re: RtD - On the twelve days - 3 slots open
« Reply #179 on: December 28, 2011, 04:52:18 pm »

Go the opposite way Dave goes.  He's too heavy to throw, and his kitten is mean.  Brofist the slime though- he rocks.

It may be very, very bad to touch an electric slime...
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