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[Mego]

==> Flip the fuck out and destroy that Mimic with PURE RAGE!

[Dave1004]

Search the room with my pets, but stick together! Fluffy will watch my back, and Slime will watch Fluffies back, and I'll watch Slimes back!

[Skyrunner]

Climb out, with 100% less failing this time.

[10] Your chance of success was <100, and you subtracted the chance by 100! Because the value of success was a unsigned integer, your chance of failure temporarily wrapped around and became 4294967200%! You failed at climbing!

Somewhere, you here a lever being pulled and ... [85] a Fluffy Wambler drops out of a cage, ready to fight you!

==> Flip the fuck out and destroy that Mimic with PURE RAGE!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!

[33]

The Mimic is unperturbed by Mego's ferocious onslaught!

Search the room with my pets, but stick together! Fluffy will watch my back, and Slime will watch Fluffies back, and I'll watch Slimes back!

You solved the problem of...

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

but instead [25] prevent any searching from happening

[Dave1004]

...What the f**k did you do for my turn?
What?
...o_O

Continue to search the room...Carefully.

[Toaster]

You watched the watchmen.

Damn you integer overflow!

Crush the Fluffy Wambler! Pistol-whip him into submission.

[Skyrunner]

...What the f**k did you do for my turn?
What?
...o_O

Continue to search the room...Carefully.

You just watched each others back and did nothing o_o

[72] You and Fluffers and Electric slime carefully pat down the wall and find a ninja-level quality disguising curtain! You rip it off and find one Man Behind the Curtain! The Man looks astonished! The Man is an average guy with average looks, average age and average averageness!

You watched the watchmen.

Damn you integer overflow!

Crush the Fluffy Wambler! Pistol-whip him into submission.

Integer overflow!

You ... [4] attempt to hit the Fluffy Wambler, but the Wambler deftly grabs your pistol! [29] You lose your grip on the pistol!
[26] The Wambler beats you over the head for [3] damage!

[Toaster]

Oh well.

Throw the Wambler out of the pit!

[Mego]

==> Examine the Mimic for weak spots. Attack the Mimic in every spot except those weak spots because cheap shots are for wimps.

[Powder Miner]

RESERVE I KNOW IT IS UNLIKELY SOMEONE COULD STEAL MY SPOT BUT BLARGH!

Name: Dancing Jim

Attack: 2
Defense: 2
Luck: 13

Bio slot that wasn't in the sheet and will be counted for zilch but I wanted to put in to put in one word that he is about: Dancing Jim came into this dungeon to help him on his journey to become the king of DISCOOOO!!!!!!!

[Dave1004]

Confront the man! Ask him if he's the owner of this messed-up dungeon. Be prepared to retaliate if he attacks.

[Skyrunner]

Oh well.

Throw the Wambler out of the pit!

[47] You barely make the Wambler clear the pit opening! The Wambler is executed due to escaping the arena.

Somewhere a bell rings, and a dwarf holding a sign with the words,

Code: [Select]

ROUND TWO
appears! From a cage, one ... [67] Large Bumbling Honey Bear appears!

==> Examine the Mimic for weak spots. Attack the Mimic in every spot except those weak spots because cheap shots are for wimps.

[88] You identify every single weak spot on the mimic!

[21] Because you sucked at aiming, you hit every single weak spot and destory the mimic!

Gift: [5] Something pricey [48] A Silver Ring of Cheap Shots falls into your hands!

Next room?

Name: Dancing Jim

Dancing Jim came into this dungeon to help him on his journey to become the king of DISCOOOO!!!!!!!

Dancing Jim enters the first room that may or may not help him along the road of DISCOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!.

[40] He meets two Elves that are devout believers of knife dances!

Confront the man! Ask him if he's the owner of this messed-up dungeon. Be prepared to retaliate if he attacks.

[57] You almost (quote) "axe" him a question, but decide to be polite.

He replies in a old-man-voice,
"Oh, no, dear lad. I am but the owner of this small room in the infinite miracle...or curse, that this dungeon is." He seems to be saying the truth.

[Mego]

==> Equip Silver Ring of Cheap Shots. Lick finger and stick it in the air to determine where the wind is blowing. Completely disregard which direction the wind is blowing and go east.

[Zinc23]

I pick up the Undead Cheese, and tap on it to determine how stale and hard it is.

[Skyrunner]

==> Equip Silver Ring of Cheap Shots. Lick finger and stick it in the air to determine where the wind is blowing. Completely disregard which direction the wind is blowing and go east.

[11] You fail to determine the direction of the wind.

You go east anyways.



This room has a large [3] painted on the wall. In the middle of it is one tank, and it is pointing at YOU!

I pick up the Undead Cheese, and tap on it to determine how stale and hard it is.

[37] You fail to determine how stale and hard it is exactly, but it seems it was undead for about one day, and dead for some months.

[7] You also fail to determine the instructions.

[46] Nope, no manual laying around either :/

[Tiruin]

Muh...hard to keep track...

>Scream at the desecration of the fluffy whiteness. Escape South, partially cursing fate.