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[Loud Whispers]

Spoiler: Loud Whispers (click to show/hide)

Tuesday 27th of December, 2011
To future self.

~Keep not giving a crap about life. It's working!

That is all.

Also find a way to include doors and BY THE - in your own colloquial language.

Wednesday 28th of December, 2011
To future self.

When you become a North Korean dictator, BEWARE THE APPEAL OF GREAT POWER.

Only destroy most of your enemies. Capture the rest. Learn from them.

Thursday 29th of December, 2011
To future self. Are you still a meme obsessed madman craving for total world domination that ushers in a golden age for humanity?

Also, how does the world look? Is it really as apocalyptic as we thought back in 2011?

Saturday 31st of December, 2011
Never forget. Bread, Chicken and Rice.

Also, write some shit. LOTS AND LOTS OF BEAUTIFUL TEXT. And work out more. TA DA!!!

[612DwarfAvenue]

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If this is January 2013, U MAD 2012 APOCALYPSE BELIEVERS?

If this is 2012 and so this is being read because the world's ending, FUUU.png.

Also, is Halo 4 out yet? How is it?

[MorleyDev]

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So 2013 actually happened huh? Well, glad to know I was right. Big surprise there

So how old will I be in 2013? Hmm, well by the end of 2012 I should be in my third year so on my placement at university, yes? Did you get in at your hometown? Gonna mooch off your parents for a year? Well, at least you aren't down south. Boy, is it craaaaazy down there. DJs are sure into remixes, aren't they? And how can nobody know the dance to "I ride this motherf*cking beat like a tractor"? I mean really, it's such an awesome dance 0_o

As for uni, pleasepleaseplease tell me you passed the year n all that shiz? Pretty please? ^^

[Tilla]

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Eat a bag of dicks, shitlord!

[ggamer]

Spoiler: To future totally not absent ggamer: (click to show/hide)

Hey, hows that not having class thing going? I'm fucking lovin it. Make sure you do good in all your classes, I'm pretty sure that shit helps this late in life. If it snows, pray, because it's too damn hot in georgia, so the end of the world is afoot. If there is a new metroid game announced or released, please jump for joy for me. If it's not by Retro, my screams will penetrate the temporal barrier. Tell me how the second year of football is going when I catch up, i'm kinda nervous. Make sure to run a good forum game and actually see it through this time, your's tend to be cool but short lived.

Finally, remember all your friends on the way here. Not just your real life friends, but your forum friends. BD the mag, man was fucking crazy awesome, ran the best RTD ever. JohnLocke, he was hardheaded, but still a good person. Phantom, That one guy who always showed up in the C@W games, he was cool. Strife was, and hopefully still is when you open, military, so he's cool. I'm sure you and Vector are still on uneasy ground, so no definitive statement about her. Hubris and Duke 2.0 are both pretty cool dudes, as well as Apllesauce, s/he gave some good advice on that drawing stuff you are totally working on. Breadblocks and Noah, god rest their banned souls, were cool dudes as well.

P.S.: If the zombie apocalypse is here, there's a .306 and some rounds downstairs. Make good use of it, bro.

[Kadzar]

Spoiler: To Future Kadzar (click to show/hide)

Hopefully you're a much better person than I am today. I hope you're less obsessed with what people think of you, and aren't afraid to get close to them for fear of what they might think of the real you. I hope you don't let your fear of what people think of you hold you back from doing fun things. I say I hope because I'm not sure I can guarantee any of this will happen, but I'll try. Oh, and get your ass to Mars.

[Jervous]

Spoiler: TO FUTURE JERVOUS (click to show/hide)

Never forget the sacrifices you made. Never forget the challenges you faced. Most of all, and most importantly: never ever forget the darkest age of human history.



They may never recover. I'm counting on you to save us, alright?




Ok there's really no chance I'll ever look at this again

[Vertigon]

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Stop reading this, learn HTML 5, and ask her out.

It's truly a shame that I won't get to meet you, but I can still boss you around amirite

[penguinofhonor]

Spoiler: to post-apocalyptic survivalist Penguin #4 (click to show/hide)

First, find dad's gun. I've got no clue if he actually has one, but there's a decent chance he does just to exercise his right to bear arms or some horseshit. There was talk of him inheriting our great grandpa's gun all those years ago, so that's probably what he's got if he's got one.

Get some nonperishable shit together with some knives and your titanium spork, and stealthily make your way to Matt's house. It should only be an hour or two on foot, but if you can drive you might want to do that? I don't know, look at the situation. If all technology has failed in a Y2K-esque scenario then duh, don't take the thing. If there are zombies, you might be able to run them over? Probably, but you might attract bandits. They're likely better with guns than you. That's bad.

If the apocalypse is religious, fuck. Start worshiping the mayan gods and beg for forgiveness for being raised in a world that told you that they were wrong. Possibly mutilate yourself or something, I don't know. If there are gods present, just do what they say. They're likely better with supernatural powers than you. That's bad.

If all else fails, you likely have some alcohol saved for new year's. Better to die drunk than sober, you won't feel it as much.

[Grakelin]

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Red Third Clear Drawer Down

[Frumple]

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Karate metal, friend. Remember to smile or laugh a little every day, even if it's only out of sadism or masochism. Sensation is its own perfection.

[BullDog]

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If you're checking this, that means your still on the forums, so congratulations.
I hope you have overcome your shyness by now. If not, get to it.
I don't have much else to say, except good luck with whatever you're doing.

[Dsarker]

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If it's the red light, that means zombies. Stay in the house as long as you can. Ice-freeze any perishables. Gas stove and matches.

Green light is bad. Immediately kill the chickens, pluck and freeze them.

If it's the blue light...I still haven't got any advice for that.

Orange light is the safe light.

[Heron TSG]

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You're in college, right? Have you narrowed down your choice of major? As much as you want to, you can't major in mathematics, nuclear physics, computer science, astrophysics, and electrical engineering all at once. Not yet, anyway. How's that company going? Is it as exciting as you always dreamed? You used to dream about starting a game design business, but this one does that and technology. You've done that, right? If not, get on it. Nothing can stop you if you believe in yourself and ignore all the haters.

Omnes delenda est!

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

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Hey ME! How's life going I just want to remind you of all that wasted time. have you gotten a Job yet? Because right now Poverty sucks. Get a job Or do something useful with our life. I don't want to be Dissapointed in myself for much longer. Malice, Hatred and Wrath- Me.