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[Little]

Spoiler: Little (click to show/hide)

Remember, drugs are bad. Keep writing things.

[Strife26]

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Hi future me! Good job not dying in the past year, or somewhat tragic irony if I'm deceased. Eh, best make some joke here, shouldn't I? Fully expect a change in management for the nine circles, everyone. I fully intend to shoot some stuff up down there, and seriously if the line in my will about the bank account set aside for funeral fireworks wasn't followed, I'm going to be upset!

So yeah, back to assuming that I'm actually reading this, right? Well self, you could have fucked up more, I'm sure. Woulda been better if it had been less, but you know. You should of wrote more, but some of the stuff you wrote was okay, and we'll laugh at the other stuff later. After we're at self actualization and all.

Oh, if we're in the emergency type stuff, there's an extra lighter, razor blade, and a few rounds in the vent in the bedroom, assuming that you're in Fargo. Go update the blog too, as long as you're here. Lazy SOB of a writer.

[Jopax]

Spoiler: To that (hopefully) cool and happy dude reading this a year from now (click to show/hide)

So I really hope you did well on college, or atleast found a job of sorts.
And you better be awesome at art now, you had a year of practice after all.
Plus I hope for your sake that you told certain people how much they mean to you, especially since you probably won't be able to see them anymore.
Oh and kudos on finding a girlfriend (if you didn't, who cares, you have plenty of time eh )

[scriver]

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Can't think of anything to say to you. Hopefully, you'll have come up with something to say by now. If not, fuck you.

[freeformschooler]

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I sure hope future me figured out a way to make money drawing silly faces.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Spoiler: Yuuko (click to show/hide)

You still there? Been another year huh, I guess you'll officially have changed your name by the time you read this future me, if not, well, doitdoitdoitdoit.

[x2yzh9]

Spoiler: x2yzh9 (click to show/hide)

WHATS UP BRAH. This is 2011 me and this is 2012 you! Keep on trucking, and hopefully you passed your Freshman year and now a sophemore.

[Dakk]

Spoiler: Dakk (click to show/hide)

If the world hasn't ended, you better have got that job you were doing tests for >:C, also you better have presented your thesis successfuly and aced the 4th year of law school. Also hope you got a PC upgrade and stuffed it with games, specialy dungeon defenders so you can continously show that fgt glorious fgt jake how your abilities are superior since you don't suffer from brain lag. Also make sure to support that jerk with multiple cleverly disguised displays of affection, even if he's in full social retard mode half the time.

[Rilder]

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Greetings your majesty, I hope this finds you alive and well, if your dead, well fuck you. ITS YOUR FAULT NOT MINE.

Anyways, how far did you get in World of Tanks?  Did they get out the entirety of the French Tree? Are there any Brits yet? Any fancy games? You can't afford new games? OH FUCK YOU GET A JOB YOU FUCK.

Is Paradox still putting out good games? Or did they go corrupt like you thought they might? 
 
I hope you've managed to put some use into that WWII Rifle like I was planning.

Oh before I forget, Has Amerika broke out into civil war or Rebellion yet? If not I hope your at work trying to spark a revolution!

[Bdthemag]

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I assume by now you're knee deep in zombie corpses leading a team of ragtag survivors throughout america, if not skip this part and instead go onto the next paragraph. I urge you to kill anyone who has a zombie bite, but you probably already know this by now. Get past all that emotional crap if someone close to you gets bitten, seriously not worth the trouble of trying to find a cure so just shoot him/her.

Now if there isn't a zombie apocalypse I assume there is time travel by now, so visit me ASAP. Wait, if time travel was created in my lifetime wouldn't you have already visited me then? And since you haven't met me yet that must me either I have to wait a little longer to see my future self, or there is no such thing as time travel. Well, hopefully it's only the former.

Also, I still suspect you have not gotten past not letting other people see the stories you write. If you haven't gotten past that yet, you better do it soon or I'll get my future self (Also known as your past self.) from 2012 to come kick your ass. Wait, but I couldn't do that unless time travel was invented in the future, which it hasn't been since I haven't gotten a visit from you yet...wait now I'm confused.

You know what, just keep doing what you're doing right and you'll be fine.

Sincerely, 2011 Bdthemag.

[Sirus]

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With any luck, you'll have passed all your classes and found a job by the time you read this again. Maybe even have found a girlfriend, though that'd be the ultimate miracle.

Stay tough, dude. You stopped being a kid years ago, now it's time to buckle up.

[Azated]

Assuming the world has ended and only binary information is decipherable, here's my message for future Azated.

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[penguinofhonor]

Serious time? Let's do this.

Spoiler: Message to Future Penguin #2 (click to show/hide)

Okay, so you're about to start your last semester of college. That's scary shit right there. I hope to god it's your last semester - if you failed another class and have to take another semester or something then, well, fuck. Make the best out of it. You at least passed Ecology, right? Because that bio minor should mean a lot.

Oh, also there's been more elections! How's that going? I sure as hell hope you voted. If you didn't, hit yourself. If there's a republican president and you didn't vote against him, hit yourself again. If Ron Paul is president, I hope to god you found a way to not be at home during Christmas break to avoid hearing.

And I hope you actually figured out what you're doing after you graduate. You know, that decision between like a science writing masters, an English doctorate, the peace corps, law school... I think I got all the options but if you found out something else then cool, I hope you researched and considered it.

[The Master]

Spoiler: Message to The Master! (click to show/hide)

Dear me, if you're reading this, it's because you were right, and the world has not blown into tiny tiny weeny pieces of blood, gore, AND EVERYTHING ELSE!!! Is glitterglen still alive, or did it die? YOU BETTER HAVE A JOB, CAR, AND A WIFE BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS, OR I'LL...I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'LL BE MEAN!!!!
REGARDS, ME!

[Fniff]

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No matter how bad it gets, no matter how dark it gets, no matter if hope vanishes, no matter how much the future seems like a hellish oblivion...

Darkness always falls.

I hope I have an illuminated future and you do too,

2011 Finn