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[Poindexterity]

So i turned off all the labors for my dutchess, except for mechanics, cause she's good at it. I want her to have lots of time to make friends and relax, her being a noble and all.
I also have a couple "corpsemen" as i call them. ALL these dwarves do is cleaning, soap/lye making, and burial, so that no other dwarves have to waste their time on such things.

Well, alot of times, there's no mechanics, soap/lye making, cleaning, or burial to do, so they spend alot of time together in the dining hall and statue garden.

are you seeing where this is going?

My dutchess just married one of my corpsemen, leading to one of the disney-fairytale-est things ive ever seen happen in this game.

[Loud Whispers]

Congratz. Their babies will know how to make soap and operate machines.

You've doomed us all.

[Wannazzaki]

Congratz. Their babies will know how to make soap and operate machines.

You've doomed us all.

The baby surrepticiously pulls a lever. After that you get death and job interrupt spam due to dangerous terrain. AKA A wave of MAAAAAGMAAAA

[Loud Whispers]

Congratz. Their babies will know how to make soap and operate machines.

You've doomed us all.

The baby surrepticiously pulls a lever. After that you get death and job interrupt spam due to dangerous terrain. AKA A wave of MAAAAAGMAAAA

And soap.

[Wannazzaki]

Congratz. Their babies will know how to make soap and operate machines.

You've doomed us all.

The baby surrepticiously pulls a lever. After that you get death and job interrupt spam due to dangerous terrain. AKA A wave of MAAAAAGMAAAA

And soap.

Having a suspended storage area of soap with an openable chute that will funnel it all ontop of your guys is just bad Architecture.

[Loud Whispers]

Congratz. Their babies will know how to make soap and operate machines.

You've doomed us all.

The baby surrepticiously pulls a lever. After that you get death and job interrupt spam due to dangerous terrain. AKA A wave of MAAAAAGMAAAA

And soap.

Having a suspended storage area of soap with an openable chute that will funnel it all ontop of your guys is just bad Architecture.

The baby probably designed it whilst they were still in the womb. A true Dorf 

[Nan]

She could recognize nobility material when she saw it .
"Well you know I kind of just loaf around all day, and occasionally I might pretend to clean something"

[Theifofdreams]

Soapy magma? 
It cleans you doubly well!

[SixOfSpades]

Soapy magma? 
It cleans you doubly well!

You mean . . . this?

[Loud Whispers]

Soapy magma? 
It cleans you doubly well!

You mean . . . this?

TRULY THIS IS THE SOAP OF THE GODS

[Minnakht]

Funny, my lead mechanic usually is busy as hell, constantly turning blocks of stone into mechanisms, thus not freeing up much space, but generating a lot of value, potential levers, traps and whatever.

Oh well. Check the corpseman's info. Maybe he is a pretty cool person despite landing a bad job.

[krenshala]

Isn't checking his info what landed him the job in the first place?

[Poindexterity]

Isn't checking his info what landed him the job in the first place?

not exactly. He simply showed up with no usefull skills, so he was sent to the bottom of the barrel.

[Quietust]

Funny, my lead mechanic usually is busy as hell, constantly turning blocks of stone into mechanisms

No, he's turning boulders into mechanisms - blocks cannot be used to produce anything.

[Oliolli]

Funny, my lead mechanic usually is busy as hell, constantly turning blocks of stone into mechanisms

No, he's turning boulders into mechanisms - blocks cannot be used to produce anything.

Except walls, wells and other such constructions.