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[King DZA]

A sacrifice to me would be appreciated regardless of sex, so I'd still say that's the best route to take...

WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN THAT GENDER SHIFTING ELVES ARE EROTIC!?

Now i'm doing referencing American Dad i will give a valid suggestion.

I'd turn them into a zoo. What else is more exotic to a dwarf and his family than the polar opposite of the species? I'd love to have a pet giant amoeba, this is basically what this is! Well, with more salcious curves, pouty full lips and an ass you could bounce a penny off but the point stands, the dwarves don't like that sort of thing. Not stocky, hairy, alcoholic or insane enough for eroticism. Why do you think tentaclebeasts get more dwarven action? Logic!

Oh, Wannazzaki. You and your perverted ways.

Really though, how many other opportunities will you get to use that shrine for something as neato as this?

[Wannazzaki]

I thought we reserved shrines for things like...artifact blades covered in soups of syndromes from different beasts and for some reason set the weilder on fire due to that encounter with a dragon while the wyverns acidic breath layer just adds to the mess? You know. Dangerous things. Things dangerous by our standards. Which is usually artifact blades covered in soups of syndromes from different beasts and for some reason set the weilder on fire due to that encounter with a dragon while the wyverns acidic breath layer adds to the mess.

[King DZA]

Nope, I'm sorry to tell you that you're sadly mistaken. You guys construct and reserve shrines for me, and anything that you feel is even remotely related to me.

[Wannazzaki]

Nope, I'm sorry to tell you that you're sadly mistaken. You guys construct and reserve shrines for me, and anything that you feel is even remotely related to me.

I'd rather sleep with a dark child if nub shiggurath

[UltraValican]

 Make windows. Windows into a display pattern with a 1 tile center. Drop (clothed) elven princess into display case. Wait as her clothes slowly wear away into cheap,ragged strips of cloth. Bonus points if you display her infront of the depot.

[King DZA]

Nope, I'm sorry to tell you that you're sadly mistaken. You guys construct and reserve shrines for me, and anything that you feel is even remotely related to me.

I'd rather sleep with a dark child if nub shiggurath

I'm not quite sure how that pays respect to me and my magnificence...But hey, I'm not one to judge. Go ahead and honor my existence in whatever way you see fit.

[UltraValican]

Offer her as a sacrifice to me. In that shrine dedicated to my glory that you and everyone else always build in your fortresses.

Sacraficing an elven maiden to me is much easier, just leave her in the back. I'll handle it from there.

[Wannazzaki]

Offer her as a sacrifice to me. In that shrine dedicated to my glory that you and everyone else always build in your fortresses.

Sacraficing an elven maiden to me is much easier, just leave her in the back. I'll handle it from there.

Dwarf the Ripper!

Also: Gorken Morken ftw.

[King DZA]

You can have the troglodyte women "sacrificed" to you. There's plenty of those running around, and that way we can save everyone who matters for me.

[Wannazzaki]

You can have the troglodyte women "sacrificed" to you. There's plenty of those running around, and that way we can save everyone who matters for me.

Nobles like you. Nobles like you suffer unfortunate accidents. Watch your back monarch, Armok will have his due...your meal is waiting over there by that enticing lever. Please, don't hestitate to pull it for more..

[UltraValican]

You can have the troglodyte women "sacrificed" to you. There's plenty of those running around, and that way we can save everyone who matters for me.

Sure

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[Loud Whispers]

You can have the troglodyte women "sacrificed" to you. There's plenty of those running around, and that way we can save everyone who matters for me.

Nobles like you. Nobles like you suffer unfortunate accidents. Watch your back monarch, Armok will have his due...your meal is waiting over there by that enticing lever. Please, don't hestitate to pull it for more..

I do believe there's a lever with your name on it behind that open artefact jade door...
/flawless victory/

[King DZA]

Heh, noble? The title of noble would be an understatement, friend. And I'm the one that Armok prays to before he goes to bed. It would take far more than an Unfortunate Accident to remove me.

Now stop stalling and put that shrine to me to good use.

[UltraValican]

Now stop stalling and put that shrine to me to good use.

Good, I had tacos last night.

[Wannazzaki]

So who wants to build this shrine? Heres my idea..