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Loud Whispers

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Re: Pewpew hydra
« Reply #30 on: December 25, 2011, 05:22:42 pm »
Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 25, 2011, 05:18:51 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 25, 2011, 05:09:31 pm
We can assume that if the hydra can rapidly grow heads, it's heart can compensate :P

Except it can't. So yeah.

WE ARE ASSUMING LOTS OF THINGS!

DF. Assumptions = Explosions
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krenshala

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Re: Pewpew hydra
« Reply #31 on: December 25, 2011, 07:24:18 pm »
Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 25, 2011, 05:18:51 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 25, 2011, 05:09:31 pm
We can assume that if the hydra can rapidly grow heads, it's heart can compensate :P

Except it can't. So yeah.

WE ARE ASSUMING LOTS OF THINGS!
Not the least of which are hydras.
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Zepave Dawnhogs the Butterfly of Vales the Marsh Titan ... was taken out by a single novice axedwarf and his pet war kitten. Long Live Domas Etasastesh Adilloram, slayer of the snow butterfly!
Doesn't quite have the ring of heroics to it...
Mother: "...and after the evil snow butterfly was defeated, Domas and his kitten lived happily ever after!"
Kids: "Yaaaay!"

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Re: Pewpew hydra
« Reply #32 on: December 25, 2011, 07:25:24 pm »
Quote from: krenshala on December 25, 2011, 07:24:18 pm
Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 25, 2011, 05:18:51 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 25, 2011, 05:09:31 pm
We can assume that if the hydra can rapidly grow heads, it's heart can compensate :P

Except it can't. So yeah.

WE ARE ASSUMING LOTS OF THINGS!
Not the least of which are hydras.

SHUT UP HYDRA EXIST. I have one chained to the foot of my bed. It's a female, naturally.
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krenshala

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Re: Pewpew hydra
« Reply #33 on: December 25, 2011, 07:28:49 pm »
Oh, hyrda exist ... just not at the scale that would threaten a fort with more than foodpoisoning. ;)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Hydra_biology.jpg
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Zepave Dawnhogs the Butterfly of Vales the Marsh Titan ... was taken out by a single novice axedwarf and his pet war kitten. Long Live Domas Etasastesh Adilloram, slayer of the snow butterfly!
Doesn't quite have the ring of heroics to it...
Mother: "...and after the evil snow butterfly was defeated, Domas and his kitten lived happily ever after!"
Kids: "Yaaaay!"

Wannazzaki

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Re: Pewpew hydra
« Reply #34 on: December 25, 2011, 07:34:03 pm »
Quote from: krenshala on December 25, 2011, 07:28:49 pm
Oh, hyrda exist ... just not at the scale that would threaten a fort with more than foodpoisoning. ;)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Hydra_biology.jpg

It's a very small bed.
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Re: Pewpew hydra
« Reply #35 on: December 25, 2011, 07:41:42 pm »
Looks like someone fused an octopus with a one-armed macaroni noodle.
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Re: Pewpew hydra
« Reply #36 on: December 25, 2011, 07:42:45 pm »
Quote from: King DZA on December 25, 2011, 07:41:42 pm
Looks like someone fused an octopus with a one-armed macaroni noodle.

I believe thats what goblins look like in DF...
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Re: Pewpew hydra
« Reply #37 on: December 25, 2011, 07:52:02 pm »
Then I now understand why they are alienated by the other races.
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Re: Pewpew hydra
« Reply #38 on: December 25, 2011, 07:53:07 pm »
Quote from: King DZA on December 25, 2011, 07:52:02 pm
Then I now understand why they are alienated by the other races.

I think they are adorable. Little tentacally cthulhuesque abominations with toxic harpoon firing stinging cells and all ...wavy and...cute
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Re: Pewpew hydra
« Reply #39 on: December 25, 2011, 07:56:54 pm »
Sure, I guess that picture could be cute now. But imagine it with a face. And a raspy voice...and trying to stab you.
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