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[neil_v]

Translated to Russian and then back again, The latest DF Development feed

12/21/2011 I have made materials of a door and preparation of a wood of a case and a designation of questions which I mentioned. Now we shall see, how long it is required to pass through division of the creature and treasure and a thing downwards below. I have given me two days of that to remain on the move for date in the middle of January, but it, alongside with service of a card and optimization and тварями subsidizings, is one of seats where I see Some potential reduction, and also levels it to holiday festivals. In any case, it is the current project. There are criminals, house, underground people of animals and underground of animals, in addition to tombs with disturbable тварями, and they everyone will require their seat to an essence, that they will not see each other and to receive all denying each time, you do purchases above.


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12/21/2011  I did the door materials and event logging and naming issues I mentioned. Now we'll see how long it takes to get through dividing up the critters and treasures and things down below. I had given myself two days for that in order to stay on track for a date in mid-January, but this, along with map maintenance and optimization and sponsorship critters, is one of the places where I see some potential slippage, and it also aligns with the holiday festivities. In any case, that's the current project. There are criminals, kobolds, subterranean animal peoples and beasts underground, in addition to tombs with disturbable critters, and they will all need their space to the point that they won't see each other and get all negative every time you are shopping up above.

Feel free to translate stuff to stuff and then to other stuff and back again, then post the results here so I may be entertained.
http://translation2.paralink.com/English-Russian-Translation/

Or
Bad Translator
http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator


edit--
I like how it translated critters to something untranslatable, and sponsorship was translated to subsidizings.

[Telgin]

That's almost readable.  I just think it's funny that it's able to translate to something it can't translate back to.

Makes me want to go find that Jive Google translation thing again...

[Nilum]

Huh. I was going to link to Translation Party, but it's totally busted. I wonder how long it's been like this.

[neil_v]

The link I provided is multi language and has the option to use Google translation, among others.
But it is less than 500 characters, so I had to split mine in half.

[Svarte Troner]

Just read it with a Russian accent and it sounds alright. I read everything with a Russian accent anyways.

[Fenrir]

http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator

It is about time we had a thread like this.

"12/21/2011 I did the door materials and event logging and naming issues I mentioned. Now we'll see how long it takes to get through dividing up the critters and treasures and things down below. I had given myself two days for that in order to stay on track for a date in mid-January, but this, along with map maintenance and optimization and sponsorship critters, is one of the places where I see some potential slippage, and it also aligns with the holiday festivities. In any case, that's the current project. There are criminals, kobolds, subterranean animal peoples and beasts underground, in addition to tombs with disturbable critters, and they will all need their space to the point that they won't see each other and get all negative every time you are shopping up above."

...30 translations later Bing gives us:

"A period of 21, and ports, see the event as well as article 12, and small animals flourish. I have a few more life airtib vodirdosig (1) maternity card, ideal for small structures. Event two days. All projects in the field of novels in the negative, other domestic animals and animals by criminal groups, Lu distorbabl see you cannot save changes to the forest."

Also, Russian accent is best accent.

[Svarte Troner]

http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator

Original text:

"Just read it with a Russian accent and it sounds alright. I read everything with a Russian accent anyways."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Look at the candy. Read the Russian words."

[Fenrir]

Original text:

"Look at the candy. Read the Russian words."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Appear. It is in progress."

[EmperorNuthulu]

This is nothing. Try translating corny jokes. (English to spanish and back once)

Start:

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?


Finished version:

Toc toc.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange is happy I did not say banana?

[Fenrir]

"Knock Knock. Who is there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?"

...10 translations later Bing gives us:

"It calls for cooperation, smoking? Orange Orange who?. Orange as, i.e. a banana?"

[neil_v]

A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve.
Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, "When a musician just can't handle his instrument and doesn't improve when given help, they take away the instrument, and give him two sticks, and make him a drummer."
A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section: "And if he can't handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor."

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Translated 30 times (i did this in 3 sections):
 A lot of problems with the battery. The battery, but not limited to live in peace negotiations. Before the group, said: "If the recipient of individual music These measures, documentation, and drums in two parts. "Percussion Festival", says: "is it easy for you". Keep, and then restart it. "
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wtf...


A better one

A mushroom walks into a bar.
The bartender yells at him to leave, saying, "We don't serve your kind here!"
The mushroom replies, "Why not?  I'm a fun guy."

20 translations later:
Only it's Hemingway bartender advantage, I knew how. Interference, «he, for the sins of the Botanic Garden it! » Just so why, in reply to Earth? "I'm good personality is."

[Roboboy33]

"This is bad translator, bro"

Translate 35 times:

"Bad for human rights"

[neil_v]

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to?"
(Robert De Niro, Taxi Driver (1976))

Translated to Korean, and back. Then to Spanish and back

To me, " you? Do I say? Do I say? Good, alternative do you speak " of Those Who are you? " do I say?
Well, here I am the only person. To Whom F are you - K what you do to do? " * (Robert DeNiro, cabdriver (1976)

[Loud Whispers]

Beautiful mess ups.

English - Korean
Korean - English

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I do not believe that a god opera singing Ricky Martin's head was still alive, do not feel like dancing.

Into French and back...

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I do not believe that the head of a god of opera singing Ricky Martin was still alive, do not feel like dancing.

Original.

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I don't feel like dancing, because I've been living on Ricky Martin's head whilst singing opera to the very Gods.