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[bukitodinos]

you are in a fort with one glass of ale left

all the water is toxic

do thee math

i start

i take the ale off its piller

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

I butcher you and drink your blood. I no longer need your Ale, HAHAHAAA!

[Roboboy33]

I take the ale.

[Ahra]

i bullrush you, take the ale and run away cackling

[Roboboy33]

I set off a weapon trap, slicing your arm off and sending the ale my way with the arm attaches. I grab the arm and ale.
MY ARM AND ALE.

[Supercharazad]

I punch you in the face, splattering your brains against the wall. I take the ale and jump into space where I promptly turn myself into a black hole with the Ale at the center.

[Ahra]

... you die as a black hole dont live and the ale is destroyed GOOD JOB 

[GlyphGryph]

Well, actually, his mass wouldn't be enough for a black hole of any power or duration. Within moments it would dissipate, leaving the ale untouched.

I cast a fishing line and catch the ale, dragging it back to the planet.

[Armok]

I, completely oblivious, stubble over the ale, spilling it. "Oups, sorry"

[Ochita]

I brutally kill armok for spilling the ale, and I collect the split ale, and clean it, leaving me with the ale.

[Roboboy33]

Roboboy33 hits Ochita in the head with his right hand, crushing the skull and ripping the brain!

MY ALE.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

I buy The ale from roboboy and then drink it. Thirst quenching.
ZEE game is OVER!

[TCM]

I buy The ale from roboboy and then drink it. Thirst quenching.
ZEE game is OVER!

Ah, now that the ale is finished, I suggest we play a nice game of cards. Who deals?

[GlyphGryph]

GlyphGryph steps behind Monkeyfacedprickleback, wrapping one arm around his neck.

"Sorry, son, it's not that easy."

With a snap of cracking bones, his corpse drops to the floor, and GlyphGryph pulls out a long, sharp looking straw. He jabs it into the Monkey's stomache, gives a quick suck and then lets it empty into a nearby bucket.

Unfortunately, it's now a mix of Ale and Digestive Juices.

GlyphGryph ponders this for a bit, and heads back into his workshop to see how he can fix this.

[terkiey]

While GlyphGryph is in his workshop, I take the bucket that he just left there.