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Game difficulty level

CAKEWALK
- 11 (16.9%)
YOU F&@#KING DIE SON!!!  YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!
- 35 (53.8%)
Somewhere inbetween
- 19 (29.2%)

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Author Topic: Roll to Dodge Mr T  (Read 46170 times)

DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2011, 11:55:52 pm »

Spoiler: Playerlist (click to show/hide)

The first player who makes it out of the will be the 'Quest player', for the Marcellus Wallace briefcase.  A healthy knowledge of the movie Pulp Fiction will help you with that.  The game universe connects to your character and this plot will enter a series related to the player number closest to 01 to survive it out of the pit.   You become THE GUY!



And this becomes the story of your character.

Since there will probably be a lot of deaths in this game, I will allow anyone to re-enter the queue if they die.  It is possible that I may add different character classes pending milestones in the game, if any of you survive HARDMODE.


I need Skreeagh's action to see if my dinopal lives or dies.   

I really like dinosaurs so I'm kind of rooting for you, but at the same time...  I hope you can come up with something good, because you might be like a human sacrifice if you roll bad in this situation.   Mr T has you by the junk right now.

« Last Edit: December 27, 2011, 10:13:10 pm by DinosaurusRex_x »
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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2011, 12:17:37 am »

Posting to...watch!
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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2011, 05:20:43 am »

BITERIP AND TEAR LIKE A BOSS!!! sleeping.
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« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2011, 09:20:08 am »

LOADING...

Character name: Skreeagh
Character level: err... 1?
Character class: sentient dino
Sex?: male
Favourite hobby: Drinkin´
Irrational phobia: Arachnophobia
A number between 0 and 7: 5

player01 begins

BITERIP AND TEAR LIKE A BOSS!!!

Roll001 you successfully biterip the bottom of the well 12 ft deep.  You manage to carve out the wall a little bit while sanding down your teeth grating it against the gritty surface.  Looks like there's enough of a groove here for the first few footholds in climbing out of the hole.

Roll002 Your teeth get filed down a little bit from biting at the wall, but they don't form any deadly sharp edges or get filed down to shitty herbivore teeth or anything like that.

Mr T: "Smoking is bad for you, fool!", Roll003 he takes a big puff and blows the smoke out slowly. He savours the flavour of the moment, then drops the cigar into the well.  It bounces off at the top and a rush of flames quickly makes its way down to you.



Roll004 An intense relation to the outer flesh of a marshmallow being thrusted and ignited in a gasoline and roadtire fire is YOU.   Your insides begin to melt a little bit as your outer layer crisps and burns.



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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2011, 09:29:25 am »

Excellent work.
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« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2011, 11:41:04 am »

« Last Edit: December 30, 2011, 12:30:27 am by DinosaurusRex_x »
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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #21 on: December 23, 2011, 12:33:33 pm »

oh that sunowa... run up the goddamn wall as an scion of blazing death
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« Reply #22 on: December 23, 2011, 12:46:46 pm »

run up the goddamn wall as an scion of blazing death



Roll005 you make it up just barely, you're clinging onto the very edge.

You try to stretch out and try to get him on fire Roll006 but he insteps out of the way like a pro boxer and goes to attack you.

Mr T says 'Dead meat!' and goes to stomp you down Roll007 , instead he just stomps one of your claws hanging onto the edge which Roll008 gets caught on it and cuts up Mr T's foot a bit.

« Last Edit: December 24, 2011, 12:29:37 am by DinosaurusRex_x »
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« Reply #23 on: December 23, 2011, 12:55:56 pm »

Remove the flare from your harness,and eat it. When it ignites in your burning mouf, deliver unto that mofo the burning purification of awsome dragon breath blasssssssssssssst!!!
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« Reply #24 on: December 23, 2011, 01:09:01 pm »

... what he said and plus get up on the floor and throw him in the well
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« Reply #25 on: December 23, 2011, 01:24:46 pm »

Remove the flare from your harness,and eat it. When it ignites in your burning mouf, deliver unto that mofo the burning purification of awsome dragon breath blasssssssssssssst!!!
... what he said and plus get up on the floor and throw him in the well

You light the rocket off your mouth and fire  Roll009  it lights true and aims towards Mr T

Roll010 Mr T swats the flare midpath and smacks it down unto you.

Roll011 It hits you dead on, and explodes on contact.



You fall off the edge of the well and die right back where you started from asphyxiation due to burns on your respiratory tract.

Mr T's henchmen enjoy the scene, Beavis starts up a chant.




                       You dead.


 
Insert 5 tokens to play again.
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« Reply #26 on: December 23, 2011, 01:34:36 pm »

Spoiler: playerlist (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: December 30, 2011, 12:35:50 am by DinosaurusRex_x »
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« Reply #27 on: December 23, 2011, 01:59:51 pm »

LOADING...

Character name: Brian
Character level: All of them
Character class: Jesus Christ Superstar
Sex: Yes
Favourite hobby: Musical Martyrdom
Irrational phobia: Romans
A number between 0 and 7: 7!

player02 begins

Summon Zealots!

Roll001 You summon a zealot, but he's more of a hipster who just stands around and looks religious because atheism became too mainstream.



Instead of doing anything he pulls out his iPad2 to start filming you and Mr T for some footage on a movie he's putting together for art school.  It'll be pretty underground, you'll probably never hear about it.

Mr T throws the lit cigar down the well Roll002 but a sudden gust of wind redirects the cigar to burn Mr T.

Roll003 Mr T pats out the flame, and in doing so crushes the lit cigar.

What up now?



You look around the hole and see some bite marks in the walls, and weird bones are here in the pit with you.   You collect a dinosaur jawbone and place it in your inventory.

Spoiler: Player Status: Brian (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: December 24, 2011, 12:30:28 am by DinosaurusRex_x »
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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #28 on: December 23, 2011, 02:02:01 pm »

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« Reply #29 on: December 23, 2011, 07:22:59 pm »

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